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*Bullying Prevention Day at school*

Teacher: Kaufmo, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Kaufmo: Oh, that's easy. I'd take a pencil out of my pencil case-

Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

Kaufmo: -make sure that it's really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can't outlaw bringing pencils to school!

Teacher: *internal screaming*

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