Lyric Pranks

Halloweenie III: Seven Days (Ashnikko)

In the Class 1-A group chat...

who tf is gravity?: "I'm worried about Deku."

daddy issues: "Maybe it's some kind of joke."

first place: "Whatever it is, let's hope it doesn't last long."

broccoli baddie is online.

anger issues: "Finally ready to act like a normal person?"

broccoli baddie: "Hey, All Might, drop the beat."

shocking: "Wait- All Might's in this group chat?!" 😱

broccoli baddie: "HAHAHA!"

anger issues: "The hell?"

playlist: "Now I know you didn't just laugh over text." 😂

 crystal clear: "Emojis are here for a reason Midoriya."

broccoli baddie: "On the first day of Halloween my enemy and me."

daddy issues: "Your enemy as in Shigaraki or All For One?"

ribbit ribbit hoe: "Halloween's already passed, Midoriya."

broccoli baddie: "Dueled in the moonlight, flesh in my teeth."

pretty asf: "Ew." ✨

anger issues: "You bit his crusty ass?!"

broccoli baddie: "On the second day of Halloween, I found a vat of acid."

playlist: "Halloween only lasts for one day."

queen of tea: "A vat of acid?!"

broccoli baddie: "Spelled my name in finger bones, full name Izuku."

revelry in the dark: "That's dark, even for me."

crystal clear: "Quick question, were they your bones or someone else's?"

broccoli baddie: "Third day of Halloween, I promised him a treat."

purple & pervy: "What kind of treat?" 😏 

shocking: "Come on dude, even I know when to stop being pervy."

broccoli baddie: "Caught him in my spider web and started on his feet."

scotch: "Spider web?!"

anger issues: "Whose fucking feet are you touching?!" 🤬

broccoli baddie: "Fourth day of Halloween, woke up without a face."

playlist: "Huh?" 

broccoli baddie: "Accidentally baked my facial features into a cake."

who tf is gravity?: "Deku wtf?!"

broccoli baddie: "I don't feel like myself anymore."

insomniac: "How so?"

broccoli baddie: "I can smell blood and it's trailing out the door!"

ribbit ribbit hoe: "I just... wow."

broccoli baddie: "What if I'm rotten, worms eating at my core?"

first place: "If that's the case, then you need to go to the hospital this instant!"

shocking: "That's practically his second home by now." 🤣

scotch: 😂

anger issues: "Shut up, dunce face."

broccoli baddie: "Malibu Barbie bodies are washing up on the shore."

daddy issues: "You're at the beach?"

anger issues: "And you didn't tell me?!"

broccoli baddie: "On the fifth day of Halloween, I bathed in someone's blood."

crystal clear: "So now we're just taking baths in other people's fluids? Is that it?" 

broccoli baddie: "Then I took a nap, cause being evil's tiresome."

anger issues: "Nerd, you're a lot of things, but you damn sure aren't evil."

shocking: "Yeah, you once got a cat out of tree even though you knew the firefighters were on the way."

daddy issues: "You're the furthest from evil, Midoriya."

broccoli baddie: "On the sixth day of Halloween, I hunted down the witches."

revelry in the dark: "You went on a witch hunt without me?"

broccoli baddie: "So we could be bestie friends, those are my bestest bitches."

rich bitch: "Bestest?"

who tf is gravity?: "I thought we were your besties Deku."

broccoli baddie: "Seventh day of Halloween, I howled at the moon."

lovestruck: "Like a wolf?"

broccoli baddie: "Stripped myself butt naked and I showed the world my ass."

anger issues: "That's for my eyes only, nerd!"

broccoli baddie: "I don't feel like myself anymore, I can smell blood and it's trailing out the door."

scotch: "You said this already."

broccoli baddie: "What if I'm rotten, worms eating at my core? Malibu Barbie bodies are washing up on the shore."

first place: "Why are you repeating?"

broccoli baddie: "Don't wake the beast."

playlist: "What beast?"

broccoli baddie: "Debutante deceased."

ribbit ribbit hoe: "I'm so confused right now."

lovestruck: "Same."

broccoli baddie: "All Hollow's Eve."

shocking: "This is so random!" 🤣 

broccoli baddie: "Don't wake the beast, he likes to eat."

crystal clear: "Are you referring to yourself? I mean you already took a bath in someone's blood and you spelled your name in finger bones. What else have you done?!"

broccoli baddie: "Blueberry sweet, all Hollow's Eve!"

daddy issues: "What's going on? Like what's really going on?"

broccoli baddie: "I don't feel like myself anymore, I can smell blood and it's trailing out the door. What if I'm rotten, worms eating at my core? Malibu Barbie bodies are washing up on the shore."

queen of tea: "Midobabe are you ok?"

hard as hell: "You seem very crazy right now, bro."

broccoli baddie: "Demidevil, demon, little gargoyle girl, everybody's bleeding on the marble floor." (x8)

who tf is gravity?: "It's official, he's lost it."

broccoli baddie is offline.

playlist: "Well that was fun..."

rich bitch: "I wonder if Midoriya is slowly going insane." 🤔