In the Class 1-A group chat
who tf is gravity?: "I'm not as worried as before. From the looks of things, it seems like Deku is just fine."
broccoli baddie is online
broccoli baddie: "I just wanna apologize in advance for this..."
fat lips: "For what?"
revelry in the dark: "I sense chaos."
broccoli baddie: "Let's start with Kirishima."
hard as hell: "What's up bro?"
broccoli baddie: "Yeah, he got some smelly balls!"
hard as hell: "Hey! What'd I do?!"
scotch: "How do you even know that Midoriya?"
broccoli baddie: "Bitch, I only know his name, cause Ashido gave him fame."
queen of tea: "Period. Queen tingz!" 💅
hard as hell: "Mina!"
broccoli baddie: "Now, moving on to Uraraka, I think I'm 'bout to diss her."
who tf is gravity?: "Deku please don't! I'm your best friend!" 😭
broccoli baddie: "That ass is looking thicker."
who tf is gravity?: "Oh, thanks."
broccoli baddie: "But forehead getting bigger!"
who tf is gravity?: 😢
broccoli baddie: "Oh, Tokoyami says nig-"
revelry in the dark: "I'm a black bird. I can do that."
broccoli baddie: "Up next is this boy named Iida."
first place: "Oh no..."
broccoli baddie: "Mr. thick neck bitch, uh, ain't nobody know him."
first place: "Why are you being so rude Midoriya?!"
broccoli baddie: "Now, I see why Sero chose him, he hit different."
scotch: "Huh?"
broccoli baddie: "Cause he got a bigger Peter, ain't that right Griffin?"
scotch: 😨
first place: "Wait, who's Griffin?"
broccoli baddie: "Jiro wanna be the same shade as Mirko!"
playlist: "You ain't have to expose me like that!"
rich bitch: "Jiro, you aren't proud of your complexion?"
playlist: "It's not that, I just feel too pale."
broccoli baddie: "Toga was locked up for tryna stab a senorita."
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Lyric Pranks
HumorIzuku spends the day lyric pranking his classmates back to back. (Some lyrics will be changed to match up with the anime)