Lyric Pranks

Ick (Lay Bankz)

In the Class 1-A group chat

lovestruck: "So you're saying that no one has seen Izuku?!"

who tf is gravity?: "Nope. No one- but I'm sure he's alright. He's strong and resilient."

broccoli baddie is online

crystal clear: "Here we go..."

broccoli baddie: "But we are in a sassy man apocalypse, so you know."

playlist: "Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed."

broccoli baddie: "The men goin' into they soft girl era? These dudes need to tighten the fuck up!"

shocking: "Soft girl era!" 😂

broccoli baddie: "Raw-ass bitch, he might get salmonella."

hard as hell: "Why is that funny to me?!" 😭

broccoli baddie: "Red bottoms don't fit, I'm a male Cinderella."

playlist: "So I guess that makes Bakugo Prince Charming?"

anger issues: "Damn right."

ribbit ribbit hoe: "Just without the 'charming' part."

queen of tea: "You would look so good in red bottoms Midobabe!"

broccoli baddie: "Then he pulled up in a Prius, it's a broke man Tesla."

playlist: "That's so true..."

broccoli baddie: "Makin' me sick, mmm-mmm, influenza."

broccoli baddie: "I don't mean to judge off a first impression."

rich bitch: "Yes- you should never judge a book by its cover."

broccoli baddie: "Or his part-time job at 7-Eleven."

rich bitch: "I stand corrected."

playlist: "Lmao! What is Bakugo doing working at 7-Eleven?!"

anger issues: "Idiot, I'd never be caught working somewhere like that!"

broccoli baddie: "But he a broke-ass peasant, asking 21 questions."

crystal clear: "Peasant?!" 🤣

broccoli baddie: "Smell the Axe on his body, bad bitch repellent."

anger issues: "I don't even use Axe."

queen of tea: "Bad bitch repellent is crazy!"

broccoli baddie: "And he got bad credit."

who tf is gravity?: "Ick!"

broccoli baddie: "And he got a foot fetish."

queen of tea: "Ick!"

broccoli baddie: "When he swiped his card, it rejected."

playlist: "Ick!"

broccoli baddie: "All the real bitches get it."

broccoli baddie: "DNR, but he tryin' paramedic."

lovestruck: "Ick!"

broccoli baddie: "Mmm-mmm, flat-line just dead it."

crystal clear: "Ick!"

daddy issues: "Why do the girls keep saying 'ick'?"

lovestruck: "Because all of those things are gross!"

broccoli baddie: "There ain't no comin' back when you get it."

hard as hell: "Get what?"

broccoli baddie: "All the real bitches get it."

anger issues: "Get what?!"

broccoli baddie: "He gave me the ick, ick, ick, ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (Ew), ick ick-ick-ick, ick, ick, ick Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (Ew), ick He gave me the— (Ew)."

playlist: "Damn- so Bakugo must really annoy you."

insomniac: "I knew Midoriya wasn't immune to how unbearable Bakugo is!"

anger issues: "Y'all are just mad." 🙄

scotch: "Motherfucker, mad about what? Midoriya is publicly airing you out." 😂

broccoli baddie: "My boner is gone."

shocking: "Bakugo makes you go soft?" 🤭

anger issues: "Nerd- don't even lie like that. You get hard just thinking about me."

broccoli baddie: "He dry humping me and huffing like a dog."

ribbit ribbit hoe: "Seems in-character for Bakugo."

broccoli baddie: "Then he whispered in my ear did I get off?"

daddy issues: "Let me guess- you didn't?"

anger issues: "Why the hell is everyone dragging me?!"

broccoli baddie: "Then he finished, turned over, and called his mom!"

purple & pervy: "Calling your mom after finishing is crazy!"

crystal clear: "And perving on girls without having a real hobby is crazy too."

broccoli baddie: "Can't make this shit up, what the fuck?"

broccoli baddie: "Had to sanitize everything that he touched on me."

queen of tea: "Geez- is Bakubabe really that bad?"

broccoli baddie: "Hit it once and he said he in love with me."

anger issues: "False! You confessed your feelings first."

who tf is gravity?: "Don't even lie like that Bakugo."

broccoli baddie: "Then I gagged when he asked can he nut in me."

anger issues: "You still let me though..."

shocking: 😳

broccoli baddie: "Hah, one more twist."

anger issues: "Oh? And what's that?" 🙄

broccoli baddie: "Yeah, your mama a bitch."

anger issues: "No lies told."

hard as hell: "Bakubro you won't even defend your mom?!"

broccoli baddie: "And you got a lil' dick, said his daddy gave it to him, ain't something he could fix."

anger issues: "But my dick's big enough to make you last for only 5 minutes."

broccoli baddie: "These dudes need to tighten the fuck up!"

broccoli baddie: "He breathe, he laugh, he hump fast."

broccoli baddie: "Everything he do give me the ick, ick, ick ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (Ew), ick ick-ick-ick, ick, ick, ick ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (Ew), ick. He gave me the—"

broccoli baddie: "My boner is gone! My boner is gone!"

anger issues: "Yeah right! I bet you're bulging right now!"

broccoli baddie: "Ew!!!"

broccoli baddie: "Dickhead, I'm fried off that shit."

anger issues: "The fuck?"

broccoli baddie is offline.

shocking: "We really need to make it to where he can't leave this group chat." 

scotch: "Right, cause at this point it's annoying."