Lyric Pranks

On My Mama (Victoria Monet)

In the Class 1-A group chat

hard as hell: "Hour 9 of Midobro being missing."

scotch: "I feel like he's hiding somewhere in the dorms at this point."

rich bitch: "Looks like he's giving Toru a run for her money when it comes to hiding."

crystal clear: "Nah- I'm the Queen of hide and seek." 💅 

broccoli baddie is online

daddy issues: "Midoriya can you just tell us where you are?"

broccoli baddie: "When they say 'he get from his mama', I'ma say 'you fuckin' right'."

who tf is gravity?: "It's cute how much you and your mom look alike Deku." 😊

broccoli baddie: "Body rude, it's unpolite."

purple & pervy: "Did you also get that fat ass from your mom?" 😏

crystal clear: "Just when I thought Mineta's perving couldn't get worse..."

anger issues: "You're dead you little grape shit!!!" 🤬🤬🤬 

broccoli baddie: "Done bein' the humble type."

playlist: "Tbh, I can't think of a time Midoriya wasn't humble."

broccoli baddie: "Tell me is you down?"

anger issues: "Down for what?"

broccoli baddie: "Cause I'm tryna go up tonight."

anger issues: "Say less! Just tell me where you are."

purple & pervy: "Simp!"

scotch: "Aren't you a horny simp for damn near every girl in this school?"

broccoli baddie: "Hoes and hoochies left and right."

queen of tea: "That sounds like my kind of party!"

broccoli baddie: "I just wanna live in a fantasy."

shocking: "Don't we all?"

broccoli baddie: "I think we deserve it, right?"

broccoli baddie: "Top all the memories."

broccoli baddie: "I've ever made in my life."

anger issues: "You tryna bang?" 😏

broccoli baddie: "Permanent ecstasy."

rich bitch: "Sounds very sexual to me."

broccoli baddie: "Ladies is pimps tonight."

pretty asf: "I always knew Midoriya was a girl's boy." 🌟

queen of tea: "He's a queen in his own right."

broccoli baddie: "Livin' inside a dream. Let's lay where the lovers lie."

anger issues: "You better be talking about me, nerd."

broccoli baddie: "I put that on my mama, on my hood, I look fly, I look good."

who tf is gravity?: "Get into it Deku!"

broccoli baddie: "You can't touch my bag, wish you could, I look fly, I look too good."

broccoli baddie: "Put that on my own mama, on my hood I look fly, I look good You can't touch my bag, wish you could I look fly, I look too good."

playlist: "Self confidence is the best confidence."

broccoli baddie: "I'm so deep in my bag, like a grandma with a peppermint."

shocking: "That deep?"

broccoli baddie: "They say, 'Ooh, he smell good'."

daddy issues: "You smell like mint and caramel."

ribbit ribbit hoe: "I think the caramel comes from him being around Bakugo a lot."

broccoli baddie: "That's just cause I'm Heaven-sent."

queen of tea: "Speaking facts."

broccoli baddie: "Sex game go stupid!"

anger issues: "I can confirm!"

insomniac: 🙄

broccoli baddie: "Snappin' like a toothpick!"

broccoli baddie: "Man, to tell the truth, your opinion is irrelevant."

playlist: "Let the haters know!'

broccoli baddie: "But I, I know you think I'm fine."

anger issues: "Finer than fine." 😍 

daddy issues: "You are very attractive Midoriya."

scotch: "Damn- you got Todoroki complimenting you too!?"

broccoli baddie: "Might be too fine to hit it from behind."

anger issues: "That's never been a problem for me."

broccoli baddie: "Reflection in the mirror don't decline."

broccoli baddie: "I can't even lie, lie, lie."

broccoli baddie: "I put that on my own mama, on my hood I look fly, I look good You can't touch my bag, wish you could I look fly, I look too good Put that on my own mama, on my hood, I look fly, I look good, you can't touch my bag, wish you could I look fly, I look too good."

scotch: "Again with the repeating! Why?!"

broccoli baddie is offline.