JohnDave Oneshots

Video Games

Yourname is John Egbert, and at the moment you are hanging out with your boyfriend, doing anything but normal couple things!

"Dave! Stop!" You whine. Dave does that stupid smirk and continues to beat your ass brutally... and no, not like that, get your mind outta the gutter!

It had been like this for hours. You whining, Dave only laughing at you terrible pain... and over what you ask? Fucking Mario Cart!

"Bananas? Really, Strider!" You yell. Naturally, all Dave does is look at you (at least you think he's looking at you, it's hard to tell with those shades of his) and give you a classic smirk.

"Oh, so I've been demoted to just 'Strider'?" He joked. Before you could reply, something caught your attention on the screen, sparking a devious idea.

Acting quickly, you connect your lips to his. If there's one thing you know, it's that Dave never rejects a kiss from you. Ever.

As he began to kiss back, you continue to fiddle with your remote, passing by one clearly distracted character running strait into a wall. Wonder who hat could be? (insert Lenny face here)

Dave seemed to notice that something was going on when he herd the noise of you crossing the finish line. As he departed from the nearly ten minute long kiss, the realization hit him like a bullet train. He laughed.

"You fucking cheater!" He shook his head as he laughed a bit more. You just gave him a cheeky, buck toothed grin.

"Ready for another round?"