JohnDave Oneshots

[S] Bro: Interfere

**JOHN'S POV**

"D-Dave?" I was a blushing mess as I sat on top of Strider's lap. He smirked and looked up at me.

"Hm?" He raised his eyebrows from under his shades, and for some strange reason, THAT MADE ME BLUSH EVEN MORE! God damnit, why is he so hot? Oh great, now I sound like a teenage girl!

"Hey, you ok?" He asked, tilting my head down. Before I could answer, he pulled me in for a steamy kiss.

I have chosen to spare most of the details after that, 'cause god forbid Jade or Rose end up finding out! I'd never live it down!

But let's just say... it got pretty intense...

Until...

Dave pulled away a bit and looked over my shoulder. My head was spinning a mile a minute. Was I a bad kisser? Did I do something wrong. I was puzzled for about .5 milliseconds before Dave opened his mouth.

"Hey, Bro." I froze, looking over my shoulder. Sure as hell, The older Strider was standing (or rather leaning in a very Strider-like way) at the door. 

SHIT! He must have come in while me and Dave had been making out, and I didn't even notice.

His anime shades made it damn near impossible to read his expression, but I had a feeling I knew what it was. If it had been Dad, well, I was sure I would have been dead by now. But Bro stood absolutely still, probably still in shock. I'd better think of something to say, and fast! This family was hella scary if you ticked them off.

My once foolproof story about accidentally tripping on Dave had turned into a mess of stutters, blushing, and pushing as far away from my boyfriend as possible. Nailed it.

I looked over to Dave as a form of silently asking for help, but to my shock, he looked perfectly calm... WHAT IN HELL'S NAME IS WRONG WITH HIM?!

From the corner of my eye, I saw Bro shift positions and reach into his back pocket.

OH GOD I'M DEAD!

I flinched as he pulled out... a phone?

"You guys want me to order some pizza or some shit?" He asked, cocking his head to the side.

What. The. Hell.

"Nah man, we're good." Dave replied, lifting a bag of Doritos. Bro nodded and turned his head towards me, making me jump a bit.

"Oh, by the way, nice ass, kid." He stated.

...What the hell!?

"Anyway, didn't mean to interrupt the fun, carry on." With that, he turned on this heel, shutting the door behind him. I stared off to space.

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!

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