BBC GHOSTS & MY ONE-SHOTS

Incorrect Ghosts Quotes 4

Pat: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Kitty: Where did you get that?
Pat: My pocket.
Kitty: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Pat: Skills.

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Pat: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.
Julian: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.
Thomas: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*
Y/n: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.
Kitty: *actual flat-earther.*

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Alison: So, Thomas is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Robin: Why?
Alison: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Thomas, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Y/n: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Captain: *crouches down*
Fanny: *kneels down*
Robin: *sits on the floor*
Y/n:
Y/n: I hate all of you.

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Robin: Hey, what's your Netflix password?
Alison: ihopeyoudie
Robin: Thank you!

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Kitty: You remind me of the ocean.
Fanny: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Kitty: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Y/n: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Captain: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Y/n: It's four in the morning.
Captain: Turn the light back off.

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Pat: Humphrey, we need that!
Humphrey, holding Y/n over a trash can: Nope.
Pat: Gimme it—
Humphrey: It's garbage.

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Humphrey: Here you go, Robin, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Robin: It's cold.
Humphrey: A nice cup of coffee.
Robin: It's horrible!
Humphrey: Cup of coffee.
Robin: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Humphrey: C U P.

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Thomas: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Y/n: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
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Humphrey, on the phone: Where are you?
Pat: I told you, I'm at work
Humphrey: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese again?
*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

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Pat, trying to comfort Humphrey: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Y/n, shooing Captain away: Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area.

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Captain: I want you back...
Y/n: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it, and I'm yours.
Captain: I got food?
Y/n: ...you know me so well.

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Humphrey: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Julian: Not by the law.

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Y/n: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Julian: I almost died.
Y/n: That... was my favorite memory.

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Y/n: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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Y/n: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Kitty: Yeah-
Robin: *kicks the door*

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Pat: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Y/n: ...You just set the kitchen on fire.
Pat: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Robin: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Y/n: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Julian: I kicked Alison in the shin-
Alison: -So I kicked Julian between the legs.
Pat: I burned a town down.
Robin: What?!
Alison: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Pat: A lot of things.
Julian: No shit.

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Julian: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Kitty: The dishes.
Julian: Wh-
Kitty: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Kitty: Boo! Boo, I say!
Thomas: Kitty?
Kitty: Oh, I am not Kitty. I am the scariest thing known to mankind. A failed math test!
Thomas: Yeah, right... I'm gonna move on now...
Kitty: You can run, but it won't be to the college of your choice!

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Y/n: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Humphrey: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It's 2am!
Y/n: Mean.

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Kitty: You bought a taco?
Y/n: Yes.
Kitty: From the same truck that hit Mary?!
Y/n, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

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Pat: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Y/n: Um, murder???
Humphrey: Adventuring!
Robin: Tuesday.

Thats All folks. Love you all & have a wonderful Christmas with a happy new year.

See you next time~