Mrs. Martha: (narrating) I was a good person before everything happened. I was good all my life.
(The scene begins with a shot of a red school. Birds fly in the background. "Learning is fun" is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground. A bell rings on the roof. Mrs. Martha opens the white curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, Mrs. Martha writes "Good morning!" on the board.)
Mrs. Martha: Good morning!
Her (she turns around and grabs the chalk from her.)
Mrs. Martha: I hope everyone has done their homework!
(Several smiling students nod in a dance at their desks. A brown-haired boy in a donkey cap turns on a stool and looks toward the wall.)
(The teacher's song begins.)
Class: ♫ We love doing our homework and we also love our teacher. ♫
Ms. Martha: ♫ And when I ask you these fun questions, you should know what to do! ♫
Class: ♫ Okay! ♫
Mrs. Martha: ♫ Two plus six is... ♫
Class: ♫ Eight! ♫
Mrs. Martha: ♫ And good behavior is... ♫
Class: ♫ Great! ♫
Ms. Martha: ♫ And now it's that part of the class when we say the time and the date! ♫
Blond boy: ♫ It's nine in the morning... ♫
Girl: ♫ The January 8th! ♫
Girl: ♫ The sun is smiling! ♫
Silly boy: ♫ And it's your husband's birthday! ♫
(The class sings "la la la" as Mrs. Martha faces the board. She drags the piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece is almost gone. Her face is full of sweat and her her eyes move.)
Mrs. Martha: (she faces the class) Oh stars! Stop singing, children! Shut up now!
(The class falls silent.)
Mrs. Martha: I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special.
Girl: Maybe if we called him, we could throw a happy birthday surprise!
(The scene cuts to a bedroom. "Wifey" appears with a phone icon ringing on a computer screen. A sock lands on a corner of the computer. Laughter and an "oh yeah" and "not there, not there" , they come from the room. An unused condom hits the screen as Ms. Martha's face appears from the other side. Back in the classroom, her face flushes with anger and then in shock as she looks on in bewilderment. The children are behind her with worried and fearful looks.)
(With blank face and shadow, Mrs. Mayberry gets up and walks away from her.)
Girl: Wait! Mrs. Martha!
(The girl grabs Mrs. Martha's arm.)
Girl: Do you remember what you taught us? Think before acting.
(Madam. Martha grabs the girl's neck and throws her across the ceiling. She walks out the door.)
(The children run to the window to see Mrs. Martha drive through a white fence in her green car. The children go back to the computer to look.)
Ralphie: Okay. [Mrs. Martha notices] Oh shit, honey. What are you doing here?
Mrs. Martha: Shut up, Ralphie!
(The screams and shots of a woman are heard.)
Mrs. Martha: You scream like a bitch!
(The silly boy crouches in fear in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard. Blood splatters against the computer screen as the children watch in horror.)
Ralphie: Oh God, what have you done? T-she had a family!
Mrs. Martha: (sobs) We could have had a family!
(Shots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs. Martha wipes the blood from the screen. She looks at her students, exhausted.)
Mrs. Martha: My God, what have I done? In front of all of you! (sobs) I am so sorry, my children. Don't forget to work on your timestamps.
(Another shot is heard and the children faint one by one on the ground).
Mrs. Martha: (narrating) You do everything right in life. Follow all the rules and keep getting sent here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins in the world.
(The lower camera to show a pipe and fossils underground, followed by hanging stalactites. The camera stops outside the HOU building. A shot of the door reads "HOU HQ" with "Meeting in Progress" on a sheet of paper with duct tape. Loona is seen in her office chair looking bored as a shadowy silhouette of Mrs. Martha paces the room.)
Mrs. Martha: After a miserable massacre fueled by blind rage. That's why I'm here. To get revenge.
(Mrs. Martha turns around, revealing her demon form. Her face is partially shadowed by blinds. She has a cigarette in her hand.)
Loona: I mean, did you taste Delicious?
(Mrs. Martha looks at Loona with an "Excuse me?" She looks into her face.)
Loona: I'm just saying I had a hard time understanding the spontaneous melodrama you just spit on me, bitch.
(Madam. Martha boils with anger, her aura glows red.)
Loona: Anyway, I don't think you really understand how we're operating here.
(Loona stands up and Mrs. Martha looks at him.)
Loona: Look, let's take revenge on the living, and it sounds like the main cast of your death comedy ...
(Madam. Martha clenches her fist. Her red aura glows again.)
Loona: ... frankly, everyone is probably here in hell with you. Boop.
(Loona touches her nose.)
Mrs. Martha: (she clenches her claws) Not all of them. That bitch survived. Now everyone calls her heroin.
(The camera zooms in on a hospital bed with a bandaged blonde woman recovering. The room is filled with colorful bouquets of flowers. The woman's children and husband are next to her bed.)
Journalist: How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?
Mayberry: I just hope that sick woman has finally found peace.
Journalist: You are so brave. Here's two million dollars!
(A golden check moves slowly towards her.)
Mayberry: (innocently) Oh, thank you!
(Cameras flash as Mayberry smiles alongside her husband.)
(Mayberry is standing with her husband Jarold and hers and her two children in front of a house by a lake, surrounded by a fence.)
Mrs. Martha (narrating): Between the talk shows and donation nonsense, she made a lot of money. Getting shot was the best thing that could happen to her!
(The scene shows Mayberry standing at a podium with "VNN" on it. A news reporter holds a microphone among several other microphones.)
Reporter: You are a hero!
(Mayberry is then seen jogging with a dark-skinned woman with blonde hair.)
Jogger: You are a hero, girl!
(At a grocery store, a boy wearing a beaver cap talks to a cashier named Brook.)
Child: My mom is a hero!
Brook: She is a hero!
(Jarold and Mayberry have sex in a bedroom and he groans with pleasure.)
Jarold: [grunts] You are a hero!
(An elderly priest is seen with his hands folded in prayer by the doors of the church. Mayberry stands beside him with his hands clasped.)
Priest: You are a hero!
(Mayberry is then seen standing in front of Mrs. Martha's old classroom. Another teacher introduces Martha to the class. "Coping with Trauma 101" is written on the board.)
Class: You are a hero!
(Mayberry smiles as another man gives her anal sex.)
Man: (groans) You are a hero!
(Back in Hell, Ms. Martha's red fists create cracks in Loona's desk when she crashes into him.)
Mrs. Martha: (screaming, echoing her voice) She is not a hero !!
(She leans close to Loona's face, her face flushed with her anger.)
Loona: Mm-hmm. Yes, she is fine, yes, exactly my thoughts.
(Loona quickly presses a red button under her desk. A red light flashes next to a tag that says "Upset Customer". The other tags read "More coffee", "I got my pants dirty", "Horny customer", "Customer giving birth "," Ghost "and" Octavia ").
(The camera moves to Millie, who is holding a black bow with a small red pentagram in her hands. In front of him is a photo of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. Her arms shake when the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.)
Moxxie: Millie, please stop shaking. You'll end up shooting our only support!
(Blitzo lies on a gray sofa and holds the family photo in one hand and his phone in the other. On the wall are pictures of Loona in the shape of a spider and a picture of a red v with an arrow sticking out. .)
Blitzo: (sarcastically) Wow, I feel so loved here.
Moxxie: You just have to take a deep breath, (inhale) and let it out.
Millie: But it's a family. Under what circumstances would we need to kill a human family?
Moxxie: I really don't know that's what the customer wants.
Millie: Maybe like a shitty mother. Or a mob family. (Speaking with a A strange combination between her ranch accent and a stereotypical Italian accent.) That's understandable. (He speaks normally) But eradicating an entire innocent family line, apparently in this case, upper middle class?
(Blitzo looks at the photo while he thinks for a moment.)
Blitzo: Hey! You don't know if these losers are innocent. (Points to boy) This boy probably steals from poor children. (Points to girl) Maybe this girl is bullying Australian children online. (Points to Mother) And this girl ... this girl for sure is secretly a prostitute.
Moxxie: Exactly. Humans are full of nasty secrets. That's why a lot of them end up here even though I'm only winged with Blitzo simply because he doesn't trust human families but what he says is true.
Blitzo: Right
Millie: But ...
Moxxie: Guilty and innocent is none of our business, Mil. (He grabs Millie's cheeks as he shakes them) Killing whoever pays us is our business. All you have to do is choose a goal. (he kisses him on the cheek)
(Millie aims her bow.)
Millie: I think it's a bit excessive and we could be a bit more selective, that's all.
(Loona bursts into the room followed by Mrs. Martha.)
Loona: Guys! I want you to know-
(Millie, surprised, accidentally fires her arrow and it bounces across the room. A scared Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms shaking with fear and with the bow still in her hands as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies off and creates a hole. in the familiar picture holding a stunned Blitzo. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank begins to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies towards Mrs. Martha, but Loona catches it with her Mouths.)
Loona: Our newest customer!
(The eel tank falls over. Glass and water spill on the floor. The eels fall off and explode into electricity, setting the room on fire.)
Loona: Damn it, Millie! I just bought those eels!
(Outside the building, the imp firefighters take the eels and head to a red fire truck. Mrs. Martha leaves in a yellow cab as Loona says goodbye.)
Loona: Bye and don't worry, we'll get that bitch in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill will be free!
(Loona waves as the car pulls away.)
Millie: When did we start implementing that stupid deal?
(Loona turns an angry glare at Millie.)
Loona: Easy when you set my office on fire in front of a client [screams], you fucking bitch !!
(Loona grabs Millie's face and pushes him away.)
Loona: Now somebody tell me the hell that fantasy book is still intact!
(A nearby billboard with Loona's face says with misspellings: "Goat, an idiot in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee !! ??! Be sure to put this poster on the side of the rite. No Fuck this. Also the payment can take a couple of weeks because it runs in the mail. –Speech to text- -Loona- ")
(Blitzo writes on his phone while he quietly smokes).
Blitzo: You mean our only ticket to the other side? (He takes out a blue book from behind him) Yes, I have it here.
Loona: And that's why you're my favorite, Blitzy. (In baby-talking voice) You got a tweat now!
(Loona shows him a dog treat.)
Blitzo: Ew. Loon how many times do I have to tell you I'm not a hellhound like you.
(Loona tosses the treat in the air and catches her jumping. She takes it to her mouth and chews.)
Blitzo: You are a fucking disgusting!
(Moxxie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall. It glows red and creates a portal to the human world.)
Loona: Aw, stop. I have enough of that from my therapist.
(Blitzo rolls his eyes, leaving but not before exhaling all the cigarette smoke. Loona puts her hand on Millie's face, who struggles to walk toward Moxxie.)
Loona: Now, let's lick some butt!
Moxxie: The expression is "kick ass." Loon.
(Moxxie snaps her fingers at Loona as she walks through the portal.)
Loona: Nah, mine is better.
(Loona walks through the portal.)
Millie: [sighs] Oh shit ...
(Millie walks through the portal. Loon and his two imps stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Loona and Millie lean against the side of the house, rising out of the bushes. Loona uses her canine sense of smell. to track down the victim and stands up and looks out the window.)
Loona: According to my nose it has to be her. (she laughs darkly) This is too easy. Millie, do you want this one?
(Millie looks pleasantly surprised.)
Millie: Me?
Loona: Yes, this one is simple enough for you to handle.
(Millie gets up and looks out the window. Her face falls as she looks at the family eating dinner.)
Loona: She is just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital.
(Mayberry and Jarold rub their noses affectionately. Mayberry has a plate of food in her hand. Millie hesitates at the window.)
Loona: You sleep, you lose, your time is just up. Mil!
(Mayberry's face is seen in a spotlight, her doe eyes wide and blinking innocently.)
Loona: And I have you, bitch.
Millie: Wait, are we really killing a family?
Loona: No, don't be a fool. We are only killing a mother.
(Loona places her rifle.)
Loona: We are ruining a family.
(The rifle clicks.)
Millie: But ... wait, wait. Let's think about it.
(Millie raises Loona's gun as she shoots. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.)
Mayberry: What was that, Jarold?
Jarold: (shakes his head) I don't know, Maybe. But whatever it is ...
(She smiles wickedly as she stands up holding a rifle in her hands.)
Jarold: It will be dinner tomorrow night!
(Mayberry sets the tray on the table and pulls out another rifle. She takes a shot of whiskey and the star hits the floor.)
Mayberry: Alright kids! Arms out!
(The boy pulls a small pistol out of his beaver hat. The girl pulls out another rifle. They all have evil smiles with sharp teeth.)
Jarold: Looks like we have some rabbits to catch, youngsters!
(Jarold laughs darkly)
(Loona fumes with anger outside.)
Loona: But what the hell was that, Millie ?!
(Millie breathes in anxiously, her eyes flicker. She lets out a croak with the snake tongue sticking out of her. Then she falls to her knees, covering her face with her hands.)
Millie: Sorry. They seemed so healthy and happy.
(Tears fall from Millie's eyes as she takes more breaths.)
Millie: I panicked.
(Loona facepalms.)
Loona: Oh, who the hell is innocent, Millie? From the moment you were born, you are already a fucking baby who sucks on your mommy's tits.
(Loona leans in and pokes Millie's head out.)
Loona: Fuck you baby plum!
(A blast goes through the wall and hits Loona on the arm of her, spewing dark red blood.)
Loona: Aah! A new hole! Dispersion!
(Loona and Moxxie flee the scene and Millie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Jarold and Mayberry smile and jump through the big hole with weapons in hand. Millie peeks out of the bushes and looks quickly around her. A child's hand grabs Millie by the tail and screams.)
(Jarold shoots at Moxxie, who turns and dives into the lake.)
Jarold: Where did you go, little goat-footed creature? They can't hide much from me.
(Moxxie is seen with his head above the water below the dock. He has a knife in his mouth. Moxxiee walks through the dock and lands on it, with his knife and a smile. Jarold swings a glass bottle and Moxxie runs after him. him to get him out of the way. Moxxie leaps into the air, knife in both hands. Jarold swings his bottle up, hitting Moxxie on the head. He screams and falls to the ground. He struggles to stand, but collapses on the dock. His eyes narrow. Jarold smirks at him as the cloudy sky turns red.)
(Millie opens her eyes and gasps with a squeal to find herself tied to a corpse sewn into a chair. Millie's face falls in fear as she looks at the girl and the boy. Both eyes are red and sharp smiles are forming on their faces. tortuous.)
(Millie tries to defuse the situation.)
Millie: Oh. Well hello, little ones. You're not cute?
(Both children speak in a low, creepy tone, the boy ending seconds after the girl, speaking instantly after Millie.)
Kids: It's nice to have a new creature to play with.
(Millie looks fearfully at a red light above him. The light reveals a human head overhead and various limbs on plates. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plates hold sewn-on skin faces. A larger plate shows a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth protruding. His upper chest is connected to the plate. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside. The skin The human body is taped to the wall with "bless this mess" sewn into it. Millie looks and sees a dead human body on a tray in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth. The organs are in a nearby container.)
Millie: Oh ... crumbs.
(The scene cuts to four shots echoing through the woods. Loona runs through a bush. Mayberry's evil laugh continues as Loona runs through the woods. She slides down the hill and catches her breath at the bottom.)
Mayberry: (in a sing-song voice) I know you're hurting you furry creature.
(Loona takes a deep breath as she leans against a tree. Her eyes widen as she covers her mouth. A silhouette of Mayberry is shown walking through the woods.)
Mayberry: (singing voice) I promise I can make that pain go away really fast. Let Mama Mayberry put a bullet in your cute skull!
(Loona sighs in relief before her phone plays a ringtone. Loona pulls out the yellow cell phone and flies through the air. The phone is spelled "GFY" with a dog emoji.)
Loona: Damn it!
(Loona tries to grab the phone and finally does so, then holds it to her ear.)
Loona: Octavia! This is a really bad time.
(Octavia is shown in her palace relaxing in a bathtub. There are candles with blue flames around the bathtub. The floor has bright stars. The curtains look like the starry night sky. Glowing constellations float across the room. Octavia is holding an old telephone from disk in his ear, shaped like sunflowers.)
Octavia: Oh, when isn't a bad time, Loonie?
Loona (Frustrated): What is it?
Octavia: Did you want to continue our last little conversation about my grimoire?
(Loona's angry face appears in a bubble.)
Loona: What did you just call me?
(Octavia pops the bubble with her finger.)
Octavia: My book, Loonie. The book that used to belong to my late father to do his work and that his work is mine now and that I have allowed you to use to do yours?
(Loona looks startled when a rifle clicks. A bullet goes through the tree where Loona was moments before. A shadow of Mayberry with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole.)
Mayberry: I can hear you, honey!
Loona: Shit!
Octavia: Anyway, I've been thinking. You know, I have allowed you access to the mortal realm less than legally for quite some time, but I need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked on some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?
(Octavia runs her finger along the edge of the tub. She makes walking movements with her fingers as they begin to glow pink.)
(The scene returns to Loona running through the woods. A bullet hits a tree and Loona ducks behind another.)
Octavia: Doesn't that sound ... (she speaks in a seductive voice) tempting?
Loona: You have to stop using your fancy rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to focus on not getting fucked in my A!
(A bullet hits the tree behind which Loona is hiding.)
Octavia: So let me keep it simple: once a month, on a full moon, you give me the book back, followed by a night of ...
(Octavia's eyes glow pink and she plunges into the water with a lustful look.)
Octavia:... Passionate fornication.
(Octavia leans slightly over the edge.)
Octavia: And you can keep it the rest of the time, huh? Sound fair, my little hound?
Loona: Well, whatever!
Octavia: Oh, Loonie! I'm so excited! I can't wait to feel your slimy c [beep] ck inside my face. For [beep] THE-
(Loona flinches and closes her eyes as octavia rambles on her lust for Loona.)
(Loona drops her phone while she's pinned to the tree by the butt of Mayberry's gun. Octavia continues on the phone using censored beeps).
Mayberry: Got you! So, you're a demon dog class, huh? Are you coming to drag me and my relatives to hell? Well, not today, Satan.
(She presses the gun harder against Loona.)
Mayberry: I'll send them back to where they came from!
(The scene changes to Millie struggling to free herself from the rope, her hands tied behind her back. He looks up and gasps as he sees fires being lit from outside. An executioner's noose hangs from the wall.)
Millie: Moxxie!
(Both children stare at Millie with wide evil smiles. Millie grunts and struggles again about to free herself. She notices the girl pulling out a sharp knife. She looks at the blade and then looks determinedly. The girl raises the knife but Millie pushes the chair back, knocking it to the floor. He frees himself with the knife. A silhouette of Millie appears as she walks through the window, holding her rifle. A "Live, laugh, love" sign hangs from inside the room. outside through the forest, where the red symbols hang from the tree branches. There are torches in rows and tents. A full moon appears in the sky. The camera turns down to reveal Moxxie and Loona tied to a stake decorated with peaks at the top. Jarold laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground beneath his feet. Nearby, a smiling Mayberry holds a torch in her left hand.)
Loona: (sighs) I had that damn chance. Shit, Millie.
(Mayberry wears other ripped jeans and a scarred shirt. His eyes on hers are red.)
Mayberry: Satan! We return your filthy creatures to the pits of hell!
(Mayberry raises the torch from her as Loona and Moxxie struggle to free themselves from her.)
Mayberry: May the root of evil remain honored as we continue your work!
(Mayberry grunts as she throws the torch to the ground, where she lands underneath Loona and Moxxie. She follows an evil laugh. Flames rise around Loona and Moxxie, but remain unharmed.)
Loona: Yeah, sorry to deceive you, that's not how it works, Mrs. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but I mean I could fake it if it makes your dick hard.
(Moxxie and Loona smile. Mayberry looks confused.)
Mayberry: Oh. Shit.
(Mayberry rolls her eyes.)
Mayberry: Well I'll shoot you in their smarty mouths!
(She smiles and takes the shotgun out of her.)
Loona: That would be more effective.
Moxxie (angry): Loon!
(Mayberry laughs wickedly again as he aims his skewer at the hellhound and his imp. They both close their eyes and flinch. Mayberry then screams when a gunshot is heard. Mayberry's eye shoots out of its socket and collapses into the Millie is shown holding her rifle.)
Moxxie: Millie!
(Millie runs and unties the rope, freeing Loona and Moxxie.)
Loona: You won't get your damn salary for this one, Mil!
(Loona falls. Millie and Moxxie smile and hug. They both shake their heads. Jarold stumbles backwards over Mayberry's body before fleeing the scene.)
Loona (sarcastically): Oh yeah, thank you! I'm fine!
(Millie helps Loona up and supports him.)
Millie: Sorry ma'am. I compromised our objective and put us in danger. It will not happen again. I promise.
(Loona pulls Millie into a hug.)
Loona: Aww. Excuse me. [Speaks quietly] But if you ever do a trick like this again, I'll bring my vibrator and fuck you and your husband.
(Loona lets go as Millie looks on in fear. Moxxie raises her arms in joy.)
Loona: Very good! Work well done! Now let's get off.
(Loona pulls a plush spider from the anime "Kumo desu ga, Nani ka?" From her chest. She returns it and retrieves her cell phone.)
Millie: Hey yeah give me a moment. I need to get something that I left at the house.
Loona: Okay, okay, but hurry up.
(Loona speaks loudly on the phone.)
Loona: Blitzo! We are ready to go home, dear!
(Millie runs through the woods with a determined look on her face. Octavia has continued to talk on the phone about her plans for Loona.)
Octavia (on phone): ... I'll use it while you and me and [beep] and jelly sandwiches all night ...!
(The next scene shows the two children being picked up in her father's arms in the corner of the house. Millie points her submachine gun at them. The girl and boy look scared and the boy has a stuffed tiger with him. )
Millie: Don't move!
Jarold (laughs): What are you going to do, little girl? Kill us?
Millie: It should! You are monsters! But ... you should have a shot at life and a purpose. Look at your children. They have their whole future ahead of them! You will face your crimes with justice.
(Millie picks up the remote.)
Millie: I will call your earthly authorities and they will make sure you are treated fairly. I'm handling this, my way.
(Millie presses a button and the television turns on. Millie looks surprised and looks behind her.)
Millie: Oh shit.
(Millie looks at the TV remote, the buttons look like eyes and a face.)
Millie: Do you have a phone to call 911?
Jarold: (she thumbs back) Yeah, she's in the kitchen.
Millie: So what's this for?
Jarold: It's a universal remote control. I have it for the children.
(Jarold hugs them as Millie smiles, eyes bright.)
Millie: Aww.
(Scene changes to Millie arriving at the portal with Loona and Moxxie at night.)
Loona: There it is. Do you have a good masturbation session, Millie?
Millie: Excuse me?
Loona: Look, I don't care where you touch the Peach in the world of the living. Just get to work on time, okay?
(Loona pushes Millie several times for emphasis.)
Loona: See you at the office!
(Loona walks through the portal)
(Moxxie places her hand on Millie's cheek.)
Moxxie: Are you okay, honey?
Millie: Better now, honey. I think I only needed a minute to process.
(Moxxie touches Millie's shoulder.)
Moxxie: You know how to think things through and you also have a humble heart, darling.
(Moxxie pinches one of Millie's cheeks.)
Moxxie: and you know how to defend yourself quite well.
(Moxxie kisses Millie on the face and Millie smiles fondly. Moxxie walks through the portal.)
(Millie turns to see two police cars and a helicopter outside the house.)
Speaker Voice: We got you guys!
(A missile goes through the roof and the house explodes into hell. Millie is hit on the head by something. Look down to see what's left of the stuffed tiger's head. He looks stunned when Loona grabs his hand and pushes him through the portal.)
(The final scene shows Martha, Loona, and the imps celebrating their victory. A white banner reads "killed the bitch" in red letters. Blitzo and Mrs. Martha hold pieces of cake on their plates. "We did it !: ) "Is written on the cake with a light blue frosting. Loona's arm is in a sling. Everyone is wearing party hats. Everyone is laughing and clapping, except Millie, who sits with an anguished expression on her face.)
Moxxie: See my little Mil, we made it!
(Moxxie hugs Millie.)
Moxxie: We did it! My Millie!
Loona: Well, for another mission accomplished! And Millie here finally learned not to fuck around.
(Moxxie rubs Millie's head.)
Moxxie: And killing people is not that important if they try to kill you!
Mrs. Martha: That is a disaster. But I paid for it!
(Everyone except Millie laughs. Loona raises a fist.)
Loona: Yeah, fuck that family!
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Helluva Bitch(AU)(Season 1)
FanfictionThe H.O.U (Homicidal Outstanding Unable, it's written this way on purpose) is a startup assassination business within Hell. It is made up of Loon (the 'A' is silent), the boss, her weapons expert Millie, the intrepid Moxxie, and Blitzo, their recept...