[The episode begins with a shot of the exterior of Octavia's mansion at night, before going to the master bedroom where Octavia and Octevio are sleeping. Stolas II's scared voice can be heard from off-screen.]
Stolas II: [off screen] Mommy! Daddy!
[Octavia, who has most of the blanket from her wakes up from her sleep. She turns to Octevio.]
Octavia: [sleepy] Mmph. Stolas II calls us, Octevio.
Octevio: [sleepy] Get up.
[Octavia sighs, gets up from the bed and enters Stolas II's room, where she hides under her covers].
Octavia: Stolas? What worries you, My Little Prince?
Stolas II: [sobbing] Mommy! Mommy!
[Stolas II gets off the bed and runs into his mother's arms. Octavia picks her up to comfort him.]
Stolas II: [sobbing] I had a dream! A really bad dream!
Octavia: [yawns and wipes Stolas II's tears away] A nightmare.
Stolas II: [sobbing] I was looking all over the palace and ... I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!
Octavia: [pats Stolas II on the back to comfort him] There, Stolas, it's okay. Are you OK.
[Octavia calls her Grimoire telekinetically as she carries Stolas II back to bed.]
Octavia: When you're scared and don't know where I am, you have to remember ...
[Octavia's Grimoire floats towards him. She opens it telekinetically.]
Octavia: No matter what happens to me, I will never be far ... from my special little fire kite.
[Octavia begins to sing a lullaby to little Stolas II.]
♫ He always seems calmer ... in the dark. ♫
[Octavia opens a portal on her and Stolas II. He looks up in awe at the beauty of space through the portal.]
Octavia: ♫ It always feels so hard ... how the silence grows under the moon ♫
[Stolas and Octavia float through the portal into the cosmos, landing on a barren moon.]
Octavia: ♫ The constellations left so soon ♫
♫ I used to think that I was brave ♫
[Walking on the moon, Octavia leaves footprints in the dust.]
Octavia: ♫ I used to think that love would be fun ♫
♫ Now all my stories have been told, except one ...... ♫
[Octavia looks at Stolas II and he looks back with his big, curious eyes. His gaze changes to a rosy glow beside him.]
Octavia: ♫ When the stars start to align ♫
♫ I hope you take it as a sign that you'll be okay ♫
[A meteor begins its descent towards a giant pink star.]
Octavia: ♫ Everything will be fine ♫
[The meteor makes contact with the pink star and begins to sink below the molten surface].
Octavia: ♫ What if the Seven Rings collapse ♫
[Multiple planetary bodies begin to gravitate toward the pink star, including the moon that Octavia and Stolas II currently reside on, which eventually shatters as the star's gravity pulls on it].
Octavia: ♫ Although the day could be the last, you'll be fine ♫
[Stolas II yawns and falls asleep happily against his mother's arms.]
Octavia: ♫ When I leave, you'll be fine ... ♫
[Distant planetary bodies fly through the cosmos, drawn by the incredible gravitational pull of the pink star. They disintegrate on impact and cause the star to explode in a powerful supernova just as the portal closes behind Octavia.]
Octavia: ♫ And when Creation is going to die ♫
♫ You can find me in heaven ♫
♫ On the last day ♫
[Octavia covers Sleeping Stolas II with a blanket.]
Octavia: ♫ And you'll be fine ... ♫
[Her lullaby over, Octavia leaves as her son settles down to sleep happily. She cuts to several years later, where a teenage Stolas II is suddenly awakened by breaking objects and her parents yell at each other, much less pleased.]
Octevio: [off screen] I can't believe you slept with a Hellhound, IN OUR FUCKED BED!
[Stolas II, annoyed at being disturbed, gives a long groan.]
Octavia: [off screen] It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!
Octevio: [off screen] A motel ?! Like a fucking PLEBIAN ?!
[Stolas II grabs his phone and puts on his headphones, tapping "My World is Burning Down Around Me" to shut off the screaming as he walks the corridors of the Goetia estate, stepping over the shattered remains of a plant thrown in his path. . In the kitchen, Octevio keeps yelling at Octavia.]
Octevio: Do you want to fuck this TOO?
[Octevius grabs a little hellhound servant and throws him violently in Octavia's direction.]
Octavia: No! Of course I don't want to!
Octevio: You are a damn shame! I'm not going to waste another moment staring at your pathetic HELLHOUND'S LAME VAGINAS FACE !!
[Octevio runs out of the room, yelling angrily the entire time and breaking more potted plants. Octavia sighs in exhaustion and exasperation before realizing that her son has entered the kitchen.]
Octavia: Good morning, Stolas II! Did you sleep well, Little Prince?
Stolas II: Was it a serious question?
[Octavia opens the refrigerator to retrieve a huge chunk of zebra meat].
Octavia: Mm-hmm ... what are you listening to? affection
Stolas II: This song is called "My World is Burning Down Around Me". It's from Fuck You Mom.
[Octavia looks down, saddened by her son's hurtful comment.]
Stolas II: It's a band.
Octavia: [puzzled] Ohhhh! What a charmer ...
[Octavia grabs the zebra meat and feeds it to a huge potted plant in a small alcove by the kitchen as she strokes it. Satiated, he falls asleep, closing his three eyes.]
Stolas II: So you two finished screaming for the day? [sips her coffee]
Octavia: Umm ...
[Octevio lets out another cry of anger and an object is heard breaking in the distance.]
Octavia: You know what I haven't done in a long, loooong time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why are we going to Loo Loo Land?
Stolas II: I don't have five anymore.
Octavia: You were always so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say if we go there again, we have a day, just the two of us?
Stolas II: I ... prefer to commit suicide.
Octavia: Here we go! Anything but stay in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security.
[Octavia picks up a phone from her maid, now bruised and beaten, on a tray.]
Stolas II: Safety for a theme park?
Octavia: We are rich and we are hot. People want our money and our bodies!
[Stolas II grabs a box of cereal from the table and starts stuffing handfuls into his mouth.]
Stolas II: [quietly] Our money, maybe.
Octavia: Speak for yourself, prince. Now ... I'm calling the only woman who can fuck me!
Stolas II: [drops a handful of cereal, disgusted] What ...?
Octavia: [hastily backing away] Who can protect me! As your grandfather once said, We! Being part of the Goetia family is quite valuable, you know.
[Stolas II groans and covers his eyes with his hat.]
[Cut to HOU headquarters, where Loona is busy doing some very important work in her office, involving crude representations of Moxxie and Millie made from office supplies that she makes puppets and talks with. Among them is a framed photo of Loona with a robe pulled down from her shoulders in a seductive way and a flower between her teeth. Her text says "Bitch # 1" with "BOSS" written in red on it.]
Loona: [posing as Moxxie] "Oh, Loon! You're a good boss!" [posing as Millie] "Yes, I really do, ma'am." [Posing as Moxxie] "Me too!" [As herself] Let's go to three-way your first Moxxie!
[Loona lowers her "employees" under her desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleased before being interrupted by the ringing of her cell phone.]
Loona: [angry] WHAT ?!
Octavia: [lustfully] Well hello, My Two Half Moons Loonie.
[Both Loona and Stolas II spit out their coffee in pure surprise. Loona slaps her "BOSS BITCH" mug on her desk.]
Loona: But ...
Stolas II: what--
Loona: Shit--
Stolas II: Mom ?!
Octavia: Language everyone! [on phone] I have a special request ~
Loona: Aw ... G- Look, I just had a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered butt.
Octavia: It's for my son, Stolas II.
Loona: Ah. Well, make sure I wash it penis.
Octavia: [puzzled] No! No no no no. I'm taking my son to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping that you and your little imps would join us!
Loona: We are assassins, not bodyguards, okay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone kills themselves.
Octavia: I pay you ~
Loona: Pay me what?
Octavia: Moneyyyy ~
Loona: Done!
[Loona hangs up and accidentally slams her phone against her desk hard enough to break it into small pieces. After a brief annoyed look, she pulls out a megaphone.]
Loona: M n 'M, come here! Let's go to Loo Loo Land!
[Millie opens the door to answer.]
Millie: Loo Loo Land?
[Moxxie, agog, bangs his head directly through the glass of the office door.]
Moxxie: [agog] Loo Loo Land ?!
Loona: Loo Loo Land!
Blitzo: [off screen] SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS !!
[Cut to Loo-Loo Land. A van with a spray painted HOU decal on the side pulls up in the fairly empty parking lot. Millie gets out of the truck and opens the side door. A very narrow Octavia is pulled out excited. Her son gets out of the truck with much less excitement. Octavia puts on an apple hat and gestures toward the park gate. Stolas II groans and covers his face with his hat.]
Loona: Now remember: this is work and just work. My crew and I are not here to satisfy your kinky bird needs, okay?
Stolas II: [disgusted] Hey ... Mom ... do we have to ...
Loona: Okay yeah, wait there honey. [turns to Octavia] If you try to touch my peach in this park, I swear to you ...
Octavia: you are so cute when you are serious!
Stolas II: I am literally going to be sick.
Millie: Oh damn! I knew that today would be a lot! Tell me what you need?
[Millie searches a backpack and drops several pill bottles as she lists her inventory.]
Millie: Antacids? Ibuprofen?
[Millie shows Stolas II several hypodermic needles of a bright, acid green substance.]
Millie: Morphine?
Stolas II: That was figurative, old lady.
Millie: Oh right.
[Millie giggles sheepishly as she discards the needles in a nearby baby carriage, where an imp happily walks over to play with her dangerous new "toys"].
Millie: [quietly] But she just said it was literal.
Moxxie: [agog] Wow! I haven't been to this place since I was a kid!
[A large letter falls from the sign of a nearby vehicle, crushing the teenage imp below.]
Moxxie: Almost nothing has changed. Good heavens! SIGHT! It's Big Woobly But it looks so much better!
[Moxxie gestures at a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic scream.]
Millie: Is that ... deeply and quite disturbing.
Moxxie: Oh come on! It's fun! Have you never been here?
Millie: No. Theme parks disturb me. Including those pets.
[The park's mascot, Loo Loo appears out of nowhere behind Millie.]
Loo Loo: Well hey!
Millie: [recoils terrified] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!
Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If everyone gets hurt here, try suing us!
Octavia: [gasps] Look! Stolas! It's Loo Loo!
Stolas II: I have a question.
Loo Loo: Well ask, little boy! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!
Stolas II: Is it true that this park is just a really cheeky spin-off of Lucifer's much more popular Lu Lu World and his wicked daughter, the princess of hell?
Loo Loo: [pause] No?
Stolas II - This place stinks unsafe corporate shame.
(Octavia laughs a little embarrassed, as she takes Stolas II away.)
Octavia: Why don't we go see the attractions?
Loo Loo: That guy is creepy, huh?
Loona: Hey, wait for her mother to try to poke your holes with her fingers.
Loo Loo: [to Moxxie and Millie] What does that mean?
(Millie threatens Loo Loo with a gun from her bag)
Millie: Don't talk to me! I've heard rumors that you're a pervert down there who wants to touch my parts!
(Millie puts the gun in her sack and leaves, taking Moxxie with her. Loo Loo hangs her dejected body from her.)
Loo Loo: Yeah ...
[Millie and Moxxie go down a path, and Millie stops to regain her composure.]
Millie: You really like this place, huh?
Moxxie: I love this place! My parents brought me here when they could. Wise money.
[Millie looks to see a worker carrying a wheelbarrow loaded to the brim with money to a nearby gift shop. The two go to the window, where novelty mugs and stuffed apples are sold. The cups seem to cost at least 29 souls per.]
Millie: Yes. The prices seem quite ridiculous and criminal. I mean, so much for a novelty mug you use once?
Moxxie: Because this is Loo Loo Land!
[Loona walks over, having loaded merchandise, including a novelty mug, as well as a hat with can holders and straws].
Loona: [Sigh] Listen to your slave, Mills.
[Loona takes a drink from her novelty mug.]
Loona: How about I grab the first watch while you two my little imps are having a little fun [winks]?
Moxxie: Oooooh yeah! Wow let's go on my favorite ride!
Millie: Oh yeah? Which?
[Cut to a shot of a bunch of imps riding a giant pendulum called "The Torture" that suddenly plunges into a huge 180 degree turn at incredible speed while also on fire and with the imps screaming for their lives. The giant pendelo turns violently more.]
Millie: [terrified] Oh, Crumbs!
[Cut to Millie vomiting into a trash can after leaving the vehicle. A vomit-covered family walks past, glaring at Moxxie and Millie. A huge dragon-like creature from the nearby petting zoo hovers overhead, also glaring at Moxxie and Millie. In another part of the park, Octavia and Stolas II walk along the path, while Loona takes positions around her with her assault rifle, alert to any danger. A group of imp crawls behind the booths, ropes, knives, and forks at the ready. They quickly disperse when Loona looks in her direction.]
Octavia: You know, it's very exciting to see you at work, Loonie.
Loona: Save it, bitch. I am doing my job well.
Stolas II: They both need to get a room.
Loona: Hey, I'm not a prostitute by day!
[A woman walking near her with her baby looks at Loona before continuing angrily.]
Loona: What? I just said I'm not a bitch! [She turns it over.]
Octavia: [gasps] Oh look, Stolas!
[Octavia enthusiastically points to the circus tent. A demon mother is struggling to carry her crying son to the store.]
Octavia: You used to cry with joy at this show!
Stolas II: [panicked] Oh no ...
[Cut to a flashback to Stolas II when he was a child, as she is pushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp kids, as RoboDeus sparks and laughs maniacally looking at Stolas II, who soon breaks down in tears. A younger Loona is seen in the background tending a food cart, dressed in green, a pink skirt and with a chain strap around her neck, frowning.]
[Cut to present.]
Loona and Stolas II: I hate that fucking animatronic.
[Octavia, who has been captured and lifted up by the imp crew from earlier. Octavia's arms are tied and her head is covered by a cloth sack, and the imps point various weapons at her. One has stolen Octavia's wallet.]
Octavia: [indifferent] Oh, Loonie! I need my bodyguard, please!
[An imp jumps up to try to skewer Octavia with a pitchfork. Loona quickly uses her assault rifle, shooting the imp into her torso, splattering Stolas's head with black blood. The other imps scatter quickly. Stolas II enters the tent and finds a seat. Loona carries Octavia inside, her head still covered in the blood-soaked sack, places it on the ground, and walks away from her to take position. Octavia makes no move to remove the sac from her, until Stolas II, annoyed, rips it from his mother's head.]
RoboDeus: [glitch and sparks] Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, Implings! It's me RoboDeus! Sent from the Big Ozzie factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with 'O's, to avoid lawsuits. HHHHH- Hit it!
[The stage lights turn on and point to Robot as he begins to dance and sing a song of the same name as the park].
RoboDeus: ♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫
[Curtains open to reveal RoboDeus's band, Lust 'n Friends, made up of several hideously decrepit animatronics, including Big Woobly on guitar].
RoboDeus: ♫ Everyone sings along with the band Loo Loo ♫
[RoboDeus is pointing and gesturing at various demons in the audience. Octavia seems excited when Robot approaches her, but this is short-lived when Loona appears and aims her assault rifle at Robot, who runs back to the stage.]
RoboDeus: ♫ All boys, all girls, all women, all men adore Loo Loo Laaaaaand! ♫
[Platforms on stage rise to the beat of the music.]
RoboDeus: ♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫
♫ Everything is beautiful in Loo Loo Land ♫
♫ Ugly kids holding hands in Loo Loo Laaaaand! ♫
[RoboDeus pulls several imp kids out of the audience and wraps them in a big hug, before jumping up and throwing them away. Most of the children crash into the stands, while one rises up behind them.]
RoboDeus: ♫ Everyone is kind, ♫
[RoboDeus hugs Big Woobly so tightly that Big Woobly's neck breaks a little more than he already was.]
RoboDeus: ♫ And nobody is bad ♫
[RoboDeus runs up to the two-headed animatronic bear who plays the banjo and slaps him on the back. The animatronic then squirts a jet of oil from its larger head into the face of an imp in the stands who is trying to drown out the song with music from his phone.]
RoboDeus: ♫ No copyright infringement ever seen ♫
[RoboDeus tosses a canister of gasoline onto a large pile of cease and desist papers, lights a match, and tosses the match and canister onto the pile, setting everything on fire.]
RoboDeus: ♫ I have a dream ... ♫
Backup singer: ♫ (Has a dream) ♫
RoboDeus: ♫ I'm here to tell you ... ♫
Backup singer: ♫ (He's here to tell you) ♫
RoboDeus: ♫ About a magical and fantastic place called Loo Loo Laaaaand! ♫
[Stolas II is sitting and absorbing the musical with disgusted boredom. Outside, Millie and Moxxie are walking along a row of arcade games, when one of the vendors addresses them. Moxxie gleefully pulls Millie over looking.]
Game Stand Imp : Hello, Hello! Take a step forward and win something!
(Moxxie watches the game and thinks a bit)
Moxxie: Mmm well I see this is game is right for you mills
Millie: (with a more or less face) If I think the same thing, I think I want one thing (pointing to the "thing")
(The "thing" in question is some kind of purple stuffed penguin with imp horns, dressed in a pink jumpsuit. The stuffed animal is labeled with a tag that says "THING?")
Millie: I don't know what that is but I like it
Moxxie: Well then let's go
Millie: (smugly) Ahhh ... Well finally, something I can handle watch and learn from the teacher.
(Millie and Moxxie move closer to the game stand)
[Millie takes out some money and hands it to Game Stand Imp.]
Millie: Okay! A game, puh-lease!
(The Game Stand Imp rolls her eyes and uses her tail to give Millie a pistol with a cork bullet in its mouth. Millie doesn't even line up the shot, but instead looks at her husband and closes her eyes as she punches. savagely aiming right in the bullseye.)
Millie: Watch and learn my dear Moxxie watch and learn
(Unbeknownst to Millie, the target barely moves. She makes a "bouncing" noise with her mouth and blows the smoke from the black powder from the gun, pleased with her aim.)
Game Stand Imp : Ohhhh! Hit one, little woman!
Millie: But I got it right as far as I heard!
Game Stand Imp : Hmmm, I don't know what to say to you, my friend. The goal, you see? It did not go down. So yes...! Don't go, little one.
[Millie groans in anger and pulls another bill out of her pocket. She grabs the pistol and shoots another cork savagely, hitting the center of the target. The target does not move. Millie hits the gun in annoyance.]
Millie: Is heaven wrong with this ?!
Game Stand Imp: Oh come on, a real shame, I'm telling you. [she mockingly saddens]
[Millie hisses angrily as she slaps another bill on the counter.]
Millie: Another!
[Preview of RoboDeus program. Octavia cheerfully claps in time to the music, while Stolas II has thrown her head back in torment, hitting her seat next to him with his fist.]
RoboDeus & Backup Singer: ♫ - everyone sings along with the Loo Loo band! All the boys, all the girls, all the women, all the men adore Loo Loo Laaaaaaand! ♫
[The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display as RoboDeus laughs maniacally. The animatronic bear stands on the stage and falls apart. Octavia claps and cheers even louder.]
Octavia: Ah hohohoho ho ho ho ho ho, how spectacular!
[Behind Octavia, an imp armed with a kris dagger rises from under the seats ready to stab Octavia, but the top of her head is quickly shattered by a shot from Loona, who has taken a position in the gallery behind. from the back row of seats as the imps scream in utter fear and flee.]
Octavia: Oh! Wow, what a goal you have, Loonie.
Stolas II: [furious] Ugh! I can not do this anymore!
Octavia: [worried] Wait- T -... Stolas!
[Stolas II runs off, Octavia behind her as Loona bikes her assault rifle, and prepares to chase her charges.]
RoboDeus: Mua, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ho-oh! Is that Loona [pronounced like spelling] my sensors detect the-ee-ere? I bet the kids are still running away from you, huh? [laughs]
Loona: The 'A' is silent now!
RoboDeus: AA-Awwwww, as always was your pathetic audience when you did those mediocre stunts here like other ripped off hellhounds! [laughs]
[Loona takes off her visors and throws them on the ground as she continues her discussion with RoboDeus.]
Loona: Bitch, I make more money killing people than you are by being a cheap ass robbery slave to an overpriced sold JESTER!
RoboDeus: [fails] Oohoohoo! Someone is salty! However, real or not, people love me! Does anyone love you ... [looks creepy with demonic voice] LOONA?
Loona: No. But now I'm very good with weapons and dismemberment. Dance, bitch!
[Loona places a new magazine on her assault rifle, switches it to full automatic, and opens up to RoboDeus, who gets out of the way of the incoming rounds. Robot turns quickly like a wheel that goes up the stairs to where Loona is. He wraps himself around Loona like a snake, before using his own momentum to throw Loona with all of her might through the top of the tent.]
Loona: Ohhhh, FUCK MEEEEEEE ...!
[Outside, Wally Wackford rolls a chariot of lit torches past the tent.]
Wally: Torches, I mean, I mean! Get your inconvenient torches here!
[Loona lands on the cart, scattering torches everywhere, setting the tent on fire.]
Wally: Owww! I say, OWWWW!
[The green fire spreads very quickly to all corners of the park. Burning and melting animatronics flee the store as RoboDeus laughs and turns his head in demonic glee at the destruction. Elsewhere, Game Stand Imp arcade has 600 souls of Millie's money, with Millie himself glaring at it with seething fury.]
Game Stand Imp: Whoa! Look at this, you're really starting to make this sad. You know, if you lose, you lose! I guess you won't win a prize ...
Moxxie: I think it's my turn!
Millie (sighs): Take Moxxie, I give up it's impossible!
[Moxxie grabs the pistol and shoots a bobber at a target, which misses savagely. The Game Station Imp grins mischievously and presses a pedal in the cockpit, causing a target to fall.]
Game Stand Imp: Ohhhh, look at that! Lucky shot.
Millie: Are you kidding me ?! You cheater!
Game Stand Imp: Hey, get lost, grumpy
Millie: Oh don't, give me my money back!
Game Stand Imp : No Refunds
Millie: I don't mind give me my money now
[Millie and Game Stand Imp glaring into each other's faces. Moxxie immediately backs away watching the show her wife is doing. In the background, Loona and Robot continue to fight each other as the fires spread. Loona is thrown into the air by Robot and goes down the roof of the shooting gallery, crushing the Imp from the arcade below her.]
Game Stand Imp : OWWWW! Phew! Auuugh!
Millie: [surprised] Ma'am ?!
Loona: [stunned] Ohhh, hey, guys! You should probably go, uh, make sure Octavia is okay. I have ... I have some unfinished business to take care of.
[Loona takes the glock 17 out of her, cocks it, and shoots the Robot that is now on fire. The impact of the bullet makes RoboDeus's head spin, but when he turns his head back, he is revealed unharmed by the shot, having caught the bullet in his teeth. He then he spits out the bullet.]
Loona: Oh, what a mouth you have!
[Loona immediately winces when she realizes what she just said. RoboDeus coils back into rolling form, charging directly at Loona. He jumps out of the way when his enemy hits the cockpit, destroying it in a huge explosion. Various pieces of shrapnel and fiery prizes shoot out in all directions, as the camera follows the severed heads of three of the "things" Millie tried to earn. The piece of stuffed animal hits a young imp on the head, knocking him unconscious the second a photographer takes a photo of the imp family.]
Father: Damn it, Nathan! You ruined another damn picture! Why were you born ?!
[Elsewhere, Octavia continues to run after her son.]
Octavia: Stolas?
Stolas II: [off screen] Leave me alone!
Octavia: Stolas II!
[Stolas II comes across a building called "Fun House". Inside, Octavia is faced with a surreal room of disembodied eyes, pipes, spikes, mirrors, and hands. She wanders further into the room, searching around her where her son might have gone. A shadow appears behind Octavia, as a random imp leaps onto her back.]
Octavia: [annoyed] Umm, I think she's supposed to be under surveillance right now!
[The imp covers Octavia's mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. Moxxie and Millie appear at the entrance, Moxxie has just shot the imp with a pistol, while Millie has her "thing" in her arms.]
Octavia: [wipes imp blood from sleeve] Ugh, that's better. Where's Loonie? She is my knight in shining armor, not hers little imp of hers.
Moxxie: she is she, uhhhh ... busy.
Millie: Well let's say Moxxie will give us a moment please.
Moxxie: Sure
Millie: She's busy being a fool.
Octavia: What kind of fool?
Millie: The "now everything is on fire" chick.
[Uninterested, Octavia leaves Millie, ducking effortlessly between two swinging pendulums, and heads down a tunnel to an adjoining room. There, she sees Stolas II riding in circles in apple-themed train cars, crying.]
Octavia: Stolas ...
[Octavia discards Loo Loo Land's hat, which in response to her emotional state has gone from a goofy smile to a sad frown.]
Octavia: I guess you're not having fun.
Stolas II: [crying] I didn't even want to come here!
Octavia: Sorry, honey. I ... I thought you loved being here.
Stolas II: [sniffs] When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other ... and my mother didn't flirt with a ... weird hellhound all the time.
Octavia: Sorry, Stolas. Sorry for ... everything ... happening right now. I know it's ... a lot. I, uh ... should have listened.
Stolas II: [crying] I just want to go home ... but my home doesn't feel like home anymore ... You ruined it.
Octavia: You need to understand ... your father and I ... I just -... felt -... He's always been ... I haven't been- Ha -... We weren't in ... I'm sorry , I- I- I don't have the words.
Stolas II: [crying] Are you going to run away with her? And are you leaving me behind? Go where ... Can't I find you?
Octavia: [emphatically] What? No! No, no, never. I would never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You're right. Anyway, you are too old for that.
[Octavia pulls Stolas II out of Fun House, while an imp grins maniacally into the space above the false ceiling, glaring at Octavia. The imp falls and opens a razor. Octavia immediately turns around, her eyes shining brightly. The imp immediately turns to stone and is knocked over by a pendulum. Outside, the park has been reduced to chaos by nightfall. Moxxie tries to shoot RoboDeus, who twirls wildly. RoboDeus is caught by the draconic creature from earlier and swallows it whole, while Millie rides on her back. Octavia and Stolas II leave the park gates.]
Octavia: So what would you like to do now?
Stolas II: Oh, can we go to Elegant Occult? They sell strange taxidermies there.
Octavia: [reluctantly] Hmmm, okayyyyy ...
Stolas II: [laughs] Thanks, mom. Sometimes you are fine.
Octavia: Thank you, Stolas. Thanks.
[A massive explosion shakes the park, sending HOU employees flying, smoking and screaming. All three land in front of Octavia and Stolas II.]
Millie: What a way to ruin another good thing, ma'am!
Loona: It's damn worth it! That Horny Toy Scam Robot had. That. It is coming!
[Millie and Loona fall unconscious. A stray animal grabs Moxxie by him hair and drags her off the screen.]
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Helluva Bitch(AU)(Season 1)
FanfictionThe H.O.U (Homicidal Outstanding Unable, it's written this way on purpose) is a startup assassination business within Hell. It is made up of Loon (the 'A' is silent), the boss, her weapons expert Millie, the intrepid Moxxie, and Blitzo, their recept...
