[The scene opens to a sunlit exterior of Octavia's mansion. A sigh of joy is heard. Loona is shown covering the sheets and holding her only by lighting a cigarette on Octavia's bed and crossing her arms behind her head.]
Octavia: Sorry to have to move our little date earlier. I have an engagement this month on a full moon.
[Octavia is shown wearing her robe, a ball gag and a harness, her hands tied to her head with a rope].
Loona: When this happens, it's not really something that worries me ... [uses a cigarette to burn a rope, releasing Octavia, who takes Loona's cigarette away and takes a long drag] but, really? do you need the book for this? farm shit? I have like fifteen new clients waiting for heads to roll.
Octavia: As surprising as it may sound, Loonie, my grimoiiiiiire is incredibly important. And it's not supposed to lend itself to awkward Hellhounds like you.
[Octavia smashes the cigarette and pinches Loona's cheeks before Loona pushes him away.]
Octavia: Harvest Moon is a very special occasion for my family! It has been my annual duty to display it in the Ring of Wrath. It is celebrated with a very charming little festival with the locals.
[Loona pulls a feather from her mouth in disgust.]
Loona: Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been. I heard it's full of innate laughter.
Octavia: [sits down] Oh! Why don't you come with me to the festival? I can guarantee everyone ...
[Octavia covers her head with the blankets and her head appears near Loona's crotch.]
Octavia: ... special access ~ [laughs]
Loona: Look, I told you, we are not bodyguards. Ok? That was something we did wrong once.
[Octavia stands with the blankets on her head. She makes a playful owl nod.]
Octavia: I am simply offering a fun day without work! I feel pretty safe at the Harvest Festival. It is the same every year.
Loona: Well, if you promise this isn't an invitation to a shitty festival, it looks like it could be a wonder and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do shit without your book anyway.
Octavia: [in a childlike voice] Aww, I'm disgusted, your clients will have to wait ...
Loona: [waves a dismissive hand] Oh, fuck my clients!
[Moxxie and Millie's apartment is revealed under a Robo Deus sign. Moxxie and Millie are sleeping in her bed. Millie's phone comes on and an Oh Millie ringtone rings. Millie touches the phone and turns around. The phone rings again. Millie, annoyed, grabs the phone and sits down.]
Millie: What do you want now, ma'am?
Loona: Hey, I hope I didn't wake you up, Mills! How would you and Mox like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest nonsense this year?
[Moxxie sits Surprised.]
Moxxie: I don't believe you! The Harvest Moon Festival ?! Of course we are going!
Millie: [sighs] Well, Moxxie likes the idea. She waits ... Where are you calling from?
[Loona falls onto the bed from the ceiling. Her phone hits him on the head. Millie squints as Loona sticks out her tongue happily. Millie looks upset while Moxxie looks happy.]
Millie: Mm-hm ... Of course I figured it out.
[Scene changes to Rough N 'Tumbleweed Ranch. HOU's truck pulls up in front of two Imps.]
Moxxie: Mom! Dad!
[Moxxie gets out of the truck and runs happily over to her parents. Her mother hugs her before putting him down.]
Moxxie's Mom: Yeeeee-hawwww! How is my Dangerous Little Imp?
Moxxie: I'm fine, Mom! Thank you for letting us stay here for the harvest festival.
Crimson: Not a problem. We know that they no longer earn that much since they became "self-employed."
Moxxie: The freelancer pays well, Dad! We are doing well! [serious] Okay.
[Moxxie walks over to Millie, who is carrying her luggage.]
Moxxie: Anyway, do you remember my wife Millie?
[Moxxie leads a totally panicked Millie in front of her parents. They look at him disapprovingly.]
Moxxie's Mom: Hmph.
Millie [Scared]: Hello again, inlaws, how have you been, uh, with all the ... tornadoes on fire and stuff around here? she [she nervously extends her hand]
Moxxie's Mom: We lost our old farm labor to one of those terrors last week.
Millie: (laughs nervously) Oh man. My fault! Very sorry. I didn't want to open that wound ... ma'am.
Loona: Hey! I'm the "ma'am" here, of course!
Moxxie: Oh yeah! They haven't met my boss Hellhound Loon! And her receptionist!
[Blitzo who is carrying the rest of the luggage gets angry]
Blitzo: I'm not just her receptionist.
Loona: Yes, he is my son!
[she takes Blitzo to her side]
Blitzo: Only on paper.
[Loona walks away to greet Moxxie's parents.]
Blitzo: [he drops his luggage and takes out his smartphone and starts typing] They don't deserve to know my name.
[Loona walks over to Moxxie's parents.]
Loona: It's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory [she puts her hand on Millie's face] that this little killer pulled out. You two picked up a crazy goat [Playfully messes Moxxie's hair]!
Moxxie's Mom: (laughs) Of course we did! So ... Loon, right? He he. That is a good name.
[Loona and Moxxie's Parents shake hands]
Crimson: You remind me of the Mafia.
Moxxie's Mom: There's nothing like a little gang warfare for the bravest!!
Loona: I like you guys.
[Millie carries the luggage that Blitzo dropped on the ground]
Millie: You know ... more battles were won thanks to technological advances in warfare. I have researched the history of weaponry extensively and it is inspiring how ... for example, the progression of weapons using angelic technology has changed the landscape of Hell combat ...
[Moxxie makes a "cut it" motion with her hands. Her mother rolls her eyes and shakes her head.]
Millie: I mean ... [deep, awkward voice] War fun!
Moxxie's Mom: Guns do the job ... but someone is nothing without having the courage to be able to stab a hellish beast with your bare hands!
Loona: HAAAA! You're right, Millie! You're just a scared with a stupid bag full of weapons and I bet you have a gun down there!
[Loona grabs Millie's sleeve and reaches for her crotch. Millie claps him on the arm.]
Millie: Stand back ... ma'am.
Moxxie's Mom: Speaking of courage, everyone should know about our new help. Hey! Sallie May!
[Giant dark purple spider legs quickly hit the ground. The pointed tail of an imp lashes the flank of a deep purple spider. An imp in a cowboy hat rides a giant spider from deep purple hell. The giant spider jumps over a fence. The giant spider gets angry and roars in front of the group.]
Loona [Excited]: A giant spider WOW that I have never seen in my life!
Millie [Shocked]: Wait a minute, what is he doing here after what happened?
[Sallie May tips her hat in greeting, stem in mouth.]
Sallie May: Well hello Mrs it's nice to meet you! Oh look here! You must be the one they call Moxxie!
[Sallie May gets off the giant spider and walks over to Moxxie.]
Sallie May: I heard some good things about you from your parents, buddy. [winks]
Moxxie: [laughs]
[Sallie May shakes Moxxie's hand.]
Sallie May: What is everyone doing so far from Imp City? Heh Is free work finally slowing down?
Moxxie: No! Freelance is not free! It's a ... It doesn't matter. We are only visiting for the festival. The princess and our boss [in a dramatic voice] are girrlllfrieeeends!
Loona: Moxxie, I don't like hitting someone in front of her parents.
Sallie May: Boss, huh ...? Ohhh, so YOU ARE the fearless Hellhound who started her own killing business?
Loona: Yeah, well, if you're good at something, you should probably capitalize.
Sallie May: Never to Hellhounds starting their businesses on their own. That's pretty impressive, ma'am.
Loona: Oh ...! Yes? It's ... I ... I ... I guess ... I guess it is, right?
Sallie May: So you even tricked that blue-blooded replacement into bringing you to the surface? [Sallie May and Loona shake hands.]
Loona: Well, it's long and complicated, but the short answer is yes. But she's not like, you know ... W- We ... We're not, like ... We're not doing it ... Us, what's in between ...? She is a transactional whore, you see.
[Loona makes a sex move with her hands.]
Loona: By the way I think you should know my employee.
Sallie May [Shocked]: Oh do you have one more employee than Moxxie and the Clown growl?
Blitzo [Off Screen]: Hey!
Loona: Yes and here I present it to you.
[Sallie May closes her eyes and greets Millie without knowing it is her]
Sallie May: Hi, I haven't seen you an apology from m ...
[Sallie May opens her eyes and is surprised when she sees Millie who makes her a disapproving face]
Sallie May: But look who we have here but she is Mildred but what a nice haircut.
Millie [Angry]: Yes, Thank you, Hi Sc ...
Sallie May: No, No, No, Call me Sallie May that's my name now.
Millie [Sigh]: Well Hi Sallie May I see you switched gender.
Sallie May [Grinning Malevolently]: Yes, thank you very much for noticing, sister.
[Loona interrupts the conversation, being confused]
Loona [Confused]: Wow wow wow, are you Millie's sister?
Millie: If she is my sister who used to be my brother, I mean now she's transgender now.
Loona [Surprised]: Wow, it's such a pleasure to meet a relative of Millie's.
[Loona shakes Sallie May's hand again after the surprise.]
Sallie May: Yeah well I guess she doesn't talk about me much, I think it's because I'm her dearest sister.
[While they were talking, Millie continues to see Sallie May with the same disapproving face, giving us to understand that "Dear" is a lie]
Moxxie's Mom: You know ... girl, you should take part in the Pain Games!
[Loona runs sideways toward Moxxie's Mom.]
Loona: I heard games! What games? I'm in!
Crimson: At every Harvest Festival, there is a competition to be the toughest, toughest and bravest bastard in Wrath!
[Moxxie crosses her arms and pouts.]
Moxxie: Yes! I wish I could participate!
Crimson: Moxxie, you know you get too carried away. The last competition ended in fifteen separate funerals.
Moxxie: I know, but I only caused nine of them! How is Striker still able to compete?
Crimson: Our Neighbor doesn't have a neighborhood people count.
[Striker wears a sack on his right arm and drags an imp body to the background on his left.]
Striker: It doesn't count if they can't find the body!
[Moxxie boils.]
Crimson: You can still cheer on the other competitors, and now you can cheer on your boss!
[Millie puts a hand on Moxxie's dad's shoulder.]
Millie: You know, he can cheer me up too.
Moxxie's Mom: Ha ... Wait, you?
Millie: Yes! I can compete, right?
[Crimson rolls his eyes.]
Moxxie's Mom: Sorry, you are strong enough but you are a coward and I don't think cowards would participate in games.
Millie: I was born here too! [she slurrs] I have some bravery in me!
[Sallie May puts a hand on Millie's shoulder]
Sallie May: Good there, Mildred ... why don't you help me fight one of those pigs for dinner?
[Millie thinks Sallie May mentions a big pig from hell asleep in a sty.]
Millie: Ha! That pig really, even a baby could do it.
Sallie May: What's that over there? I don't mean that pig
[Sallie May actually mentions a pig even much bigger than the other]
Sallie May: Let's say it ate a lot of sharks.
[Millie after hearing the word shark is a little scared but she shakes her head, calming down a bit]
Millie: Well that's easy too, just look at me!
[Sallie May smiles and hands Millie a dagger and rope.]
Sallie May: No ... with this. Bullets cannot pierce the shell. You have to stick the knife underneath and open an opening.
[Millie starts shaking with fear.]
Millie: Oh! Well well. I knew it.
[Loona leans over to Millie and grabs him by the shoulders. Millie's eyes narrow.]
Loona: Now, just remember, your rep with the in-laws is on the line here! Therefore, there is no pressure at all, he is in complete will not make an ass of himself in front of everyone important in his life. Go find them, tiger.
Millie: Ohhh Satan.
Moxxie: Mills, I don't think you need to do this!
Loona: Oh, it totally does. DEMONSTRATE THEM, MILLIE! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH !!
[Loona claps when Millie walks into the corral. She advances nervously, knife in hand. Millie pulls out some ladders that were in the mud and goes up with those ladders and wraps the rope around the giant pig's neck. She moves the knife down and nervously hits the pig's skin. The giant pig roars and runs, trying to chase Millie away.]
Millie [Screaming]: HOW THE HELL IS THIS CONTROLLED ?!
Loona: Shit, yeah, Millie! Ride that, Millie! Make her that bitch you won't call again in the morning!
[Blitzo smiles and records a video on her phone.]
Blitzo: God this will stay with the rest of my fucking life.
Loona: Great, Millie! [she whispers to Blitzo] Send me that video later.
[Moxxie looks worried as Millie screams and looks up. Sallie May jumps up and pushes him out of the way. Sallie May spins the dagger in her hand and lifts it up in the air with a smug smile and takes advantage of this to strongly kick Millie's shoulder with her foot without anyone noticing, at the same time Lower the knife and kill the giant pig to the half.]
[Millie rubs her neck.]
Millie: Oh my clavicle!
[Sallie May stands over Millie, her sword tail rattling.]
Sallie May: Don't worry Mildred ... You never had a chance, Coward.
[Sallie May walks away from her with the two halves of the dead giant pig held by both of her hands. Millie growls at him.]
Sallie May: Hey boss! Want to help me skin this for dinner?
Loona: Oh, I'm always willing to skin the biggest meat with the Bravest Women!
Blitzo: That's what he said!
Loona: What "who said"? Wait, what bitch is talkin 'shit about me?
[Everyone but Millie and Moxxie go home with the giant demon pig. Millie sighs sadly with her arm in a cast. Moxxie comforts him.]
Moxxie: Don't let your sister get to you. And hey, you don't need my parents to respect you. Eventually they will.
Striker: I'm not sure about that really.
[Moxxie looks at him]
Striker: What? I'm just joking well, I better go.
Millie: [drawl] Oh, I'm going to get into those games no matter what happens to me.
[Moxxie sighs sadly.]
Striker: Hmm, what you're going to do is complete madness.
[Moxxie looks at him again.]
[The scene cuts to the Harvest Festival. Wally Wackford stands on stage with a microphone and speaks dramatically.]
Wally Wackford: Welcome, say-a, welcome-to ... everyone to Wrath-a Ring's-a annual-a Harvest-a Moon-a ... a-Festival! To get things going, we have the great princess Octavia-a, here to usher in these Pain Games.
[Octavia takes the microphone from Wally Wackford.]
Octavia: [laughs] How nice, Wackford. Greetings, little one ... Imps of the Ring of Wrath! I hereby welcome you all to another year of celebrating the spoils of your labor that continues to feed the citizens of Hell!
[Loona and A Crowd of Imps glare at him and boos are heard.]
Octavia: I am happy to start these games that will challenge the bravest imps to show their mastery skills. Good luck to all of you! Especially that big sexy hellhound over there ... Yoo-hoo! Loonie! [Octavia waves at him as Loona glares at him.]
Loona: Ugh. Fuck you, good.
[She shoots herself a gun and the games begin. Many imps are running down the road. Sallie May climbs a wooden ramp structure as Loona jumps in front of him. Millie tries to imitate Sallie May. But she inadvertently and she falls into a small puddle. Millie all scared quickly runs away from a monstrous black and white shark. In the next shot, Sallie May smirks at Loona, who has her legs, arms, and muzzle tied behind her. The hands of an imp hold a rope to a worried Millie. Loona, Sallie May and Millie come together in a strip and her body is broken on Millie's side. Sallie May makes Millie fall into the water and runs away scared again from the shark. The scene cuts to a mud wrestling match between Loona and Sallie May. A group of imp do a football group on Millie, but she hits each of the demons with a blow and they fly away. Millie is happy because she managed to do something but The shark jumps over the fence and starts jumping on Millie who is shocked to see the shark.]
[Returns to stage.]
Wally Wackford: I mean, I mean, for the first year, we have a tie for the winner of the Harvest Moon Pain Games! [Octavia takes the microphone from Wally Wackford.]
Octavia: The winners are... Sallie May, aaaa and my dear Loonie! [Octavia takes the stage and strikes a pose as the crowd cheers].
Loona: Just say my CORRECT name! Damn bitch!
[Loona takes the stage in frustration. Moxxie and Millie full of mud stains watch from the wooden bleachers.]
Millie: [referring to Sallie May] Alright, she's still pretty much the same before that day, so he has the "physical advantage." I'm better at other things, like singing!
Sallie May: [pulls out a violin] I'd like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song I wrote a moment ago, about me winning, I've practiced a lot singing and playing the violin.
[Sallie May plays the violin she took out.]
Millie: Oh WHAT THE FUCK SHE PRACTICED ALL THAT AFTER IT HAPPENED ?!
Sallie May: ♫ Sweet victory... I smell the smell. ♫
[Sallie May kicks a screaming imp in her face, sending her back at a group of imp.]
Sallie May: ♫ From above in the stinking sky, to the craggy rocks of hell, sweet victory ♫
♫ With everything I do ♫
♫ With each talent, I am much more talented than you ♫
[Loona arrives with a cheese-flavored dog biscuit on a stick and sits next to Moxxie and Millie on the bleachers. She eats the dog biscuit.]
Loona: [mouth full] Millie I'll be honest your sister is really cool
Sallie May (off screen): ♫ Every time I try, I press it and I succeed. ♫
Millie: Wrong, she's bad!
Loona: It will be more pleasant to work with him.
[Loona pours hot sauce over her dog biscuit and takes another bite.]
Millie: Working with my sister ...? THAT?!
Sallie May (off screen): ♫ Every first attempt at every action ♫
Loona: Yes! I asked her if she wants to join HOU.
Millie: You asked ... Her ... But ...
[Millie looks visibly sad when Loona looks at him confused.]
Sallie May (off screen): ♫ Yo! I am totally the best. ♫
Moxxie: Millie, I think you've had enough. Let's go back to the house and get cleaned up.
Sallie May: ♫ Super cool girl, pretty- [coughs] My sister, she can go to shit ♫
[Millie breaks down in tears and leaves with Moxxie as Sallie May finishes her song.]
Sallie May: ♫ Did you hear something? It was just the wind, Hooker. ♫ [The crowd applauds.]
Sallie May: Thank you. They are all very friendly too.
[Volcanoes with spheres of fire floating above them are revealed. Loona lies on the ground and gazes admiringly at The Giant Spider as she feasts on an animal carcass. Moxxie smiles alongside her parents as she helps them load flashlights onto a truck. Moxxie waves at them and runs off. Inside the cabin, Millie sadly climbs the stairs. Millie notices light shining through the bottom of a door.]
Millie: Well that's worrying.
[Millie opens the door and looks around her. She notices the light coming from a box. She walks over to see a shiny patterned rifle in an open gun case.]
Millie: I can't believe it!
She [she runs her hand down the side of the rifle.]
Millie: A blessing tip rifle made from genuine carmine! How ... how the hell did he get one of these? and I still wonder why the return ?!
[Sallie May leans against the doorframe behind her.]
Sallie May: Why don't you ask me, Mildred?
Millie: Shit! Why do you have this, sister ?! Do you know that you are aware of this type of weapon that can kill--
Sallie May: ... demon royalty?
Millie: Yes. That one.
Sallie May: Don't tell me. That's a bit of the point, that's why I came here.
[Sallie May runs her claws through the door. She closes the door and advances threateningly towards Millie with a smile.]
Millie: It's okay. Well I'm ... I'm relatively concerned about your possession of this ... I'm also glad that my instant dislike of you was valid ... [Sallie May grabs Millie's Arm] date.
Sallie May: Now that you know, it's time to die!
[Sallie May wraps her tail around Millie's arm. She throws Millie hard against the wall. She knocks Millie out of breath on the ground as she hisses and tries to claw at him. Sallie May hangs Millie. Millie looks up to see a lamp on a table. She kicks the table and the lamp collides with Sallie May. Moxxie hears the crash from outside. Millie stands up and runs to the door. She yanks the door open, but Sallie May jerks her back by her tail. Sallie May covers Millie with a pillow and starts hitting her hard. Sallie May laughs wickedly when Millie begins to lose consciousness.]
Sallie May: You are a complete coward when you confront me you seem weak to me.
[Moxxie appears behind Sallie May and stabs him in the back with a knife. Millie takes off her pillow and collapses to the floor. Wild and enraged, Moxxie repeatedly stabs Sallie May in the back of her. He jumps on her back and holds the knife to her neck. Sallie May brutally hits Moxxie causing him to fly against the wall, breaking his arm. Moxxie bleeds and collapses next to Millie. Millie extends her hand to Moxxie.]
Millie: [weakly] Moxxie
[Sallie May grabs them both by the hair and throws them into a basement. Moxxie screams when her foot gets caught in a bear trap.]
Sallie May: I'd kill them all, but I feel like there's more influence with your stupid weird boss Hellhound if I don't! Besides, everyone is absolutely all my toys.
[Millie runs up the stairs, but Sallie May slam the basement doors and places a large rock on the doors, Millie bangs hard but it doesn't work.]
Millie: [worried] Moxxie!
[Millie runs down the stairs toward Moxxie, sizing her up.]
Millie: [worried] Oh, Satan!
Moxxie: Millie, I'm fine! I got worse than this during when they gave me a lot of beer. But I was able to pull it off let's say I ended up hungover but quit drinking, but it was worth it! You just have to get out of there, and one fucking time to show that shitty asshole that you call her sister what she really is done!
Millie: But don't do that. I'm just a coward.
Moxxie: You're not quite, honey. Use one of the things you are not afraid of.
Millie: A hit?
[Moxxie raises an eyebrow with a not amused expression.]
Millie: Ohhhh. Yes. Yes. True, I already remember
[Millie pulls out a gun, punches a hole in the door, then removes the giant rock and pushes the doors open.]
Millie: I ... probably should have used this before, huh?
Moxxie: Look I love you honey ... but for fuck's sake!
[The scene cuts to Octavia on stage. Octavia magically passes through the grimoire.]
Octavia: My dear commoners of the Ring of Wrath! I, Octavia of Ars Goetia, daughter of Stolas of Ars Goetia, hereby curse this year's harvest with the radiance of the true Harvest Moon!
[Clouds swirl as Octavia creates a portal. The portal reveals a bright orange full moon in the sky. The crowd exclaims in wonder. Sallie May who has her handkerchief on her laughs darkly as she aims the rifle at Octavia's forehead. There is a click behind her. Loona points her block 17 at him.]
Loona: Uh, excuse me? BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ?!
[Sallie May turns around and takes her handkerchief from her.]
Sallie May: Loooon! I thought you were still at the ceremony!
Loona: Did you think I wanted to hang out with a bunch of hillbillies excited for corn and shit with a thirsty owl on stage?
[Sallie May stands up.]
Sallie May: Huh. And now you seem disappointed in me.
Loona: Yeaaaaah. Well I'm not a fan of someone I offered a job about to pay off my easier long ticket to Earth behind my back and I see that you are not Millie's dearest sister.
Sallie May: Loon, come on. You know, we are both superior to most of our races. And you were so above licking a disgusting, rich, pompous Goetia, only to sneak up to the surface for scraps and work for bitter sinners, who don't give a damn who you are, when you could be slaying Overlords.
[Sallie May walks around Loona. Loona's eyes move and she seems to be in conflict. She points her gun at hers as Sallie May moves in the shadows.]
Sallie May: Why fight to run a business that is rigged against her? When could you partner with me and kill ... the impossible to kill?
[Sallie May pins Loona against the wall.]
Sallie May: Starting with the one who treats you like a toy?
[Loona smiles lustfully.]
Loona: Ooh, that's kinda hot.
Sallie May: We could be the most dangerous beings in hell, Loon.
Loona: Wow. That was a good launch.
Sallie May: I've been working on it.
[Sallie May pushes the gun away from Loona.]
Loona: You know what? Fuck. I'm in.
[Sallie May smiles, but she hears another click.]
Sallie May: Huh?
[Millie appears behind her with Sallie May's rifle.]
Sallie May [Angry]: MILDRED!
Loona: It took you a long time, Mills! Haha! Wow, you should have seen your bitch face!
[Loona looks down to see Sallie May holding her knife in her other hand from behind.]
Loona: Wow ... Woah, it's okay. Cliché a lot?
[Sallie May points Loona's gun at Millie. Millie blocks the bullet with the side of her rifle.]
Loona: Oh, mommy son of a bitch!
[Loona bites Sallie May's arm.]
Sallie May: AAAAAAAAAGH !!
[The fight begins when Loona elbows Sallie May in the face of her. They trade blows, and Sallie May smashes Loona into Millie, both falling to the ground. Millie sees the rifle on the ground and reaches for it. Sallie May holds Millie's arm with her boot.]
Millie: AAAGH!
Sallie May: Damn assholes missed the chance, huh?
Loona: HA! Looks like you've fucking forgotten something!
[Loona releases her arm to take her cell phone from her and writes S.O.S to Blitzo. Outside, Blitzo rings his phone, gets the message, and ignores him.]
Loona: Ugh, damn it, Blitzo.
Sallie May: It's a shame, Loon. In fact, we could have made a good team ... Ah, well.
Loona: In your wet dreams, you fucking sow!
[Loona hits Sallie May with her freed Arm and injures him. Loona punches Sallie May once more, causing her to drop her rifle, which Millie grabs. Loona runs up to Sallie May and hits her head with a lamp. She lands punches on her face and hits her with her tail. Loona uses her boot to throw Sallie May to the side of her. Millie fires a warning shot near Sallie May's head. Loona and Millie approach Sallie May that begins to cough up blood from the blow and Loona pulls her gun from her.]
Sallie May: I still think it's embarrassing. You're wasting a lot of potential by trusting a little scared ...
[Millie shoots near Sallie May.]
Millie: Are you going to finish that damn sentence ... hooker?
Sallie May: sister.
Millie: Who's scared now, MOTHEFUCK ...?
[Millie slams against the wall as Blitzo opens the door and walks into the room causing Millie to drop her rifle.]
Blitzo: Well, I'm here, who is it that I have to kill?
[Sallie May narrows her eyes and uses the distraction to kick Loona's gun out of her hands. She goes to the open window.]
Sallie May: Maybe you will catch me next time ... Loonie.
[Sallie May escapes through the window. Loona points her gun away from her, looking at the celebration with concern.]
[The scene cuts to the ranch. Moxxie's mom bandages her son's arm as she sits with her foot in a cast. Millie packs all her clothes into a suitcase.]
Moxxie's Mom: I can't believe you let me hurt you, Moxxie! Haven't we taught you that?
Moxxie: I was turning red, Mom! And I was slipping!
Crimson: Excuses! Sallie May easily beat you that's disappointing, Mox!
[Millie closes the trunk, takes a breath and walks over to Moxxie's parents.]
Millie: You know, he protected me. [slurred] And maybe I'm not a brave and sassy bitch, [normal voice] but Moxxie gives me the bravery for both of us!, and you know why, because Bravery Is Not The Absence Of Fear; It Is Being Afraid And Doing It Anyway, Are you two getting into his case for being hurt by a psychopath they hired and that she only use them? [slurred] Dan Shameeeeeeee!
Loona: Aw, Millie, look at you! You speak like a knight in armor!
[Moxxie's parents look at Millie, she nods curtly and leaves.]
Moxxie: Wow! They nodded! He never acknowledged your opinion before!
[Moxxie stands on crutches and walks away from her.]
Millie: So is that progress?
[The scene cuts to a sign that says "Hideaway Motel Vacancy. The guy who tried 2 Kill U Def is not here. "Sallie May with an ice pack on her face is on a bed, talking on the phone.]
Sallie May: Uh ... I didn't manage to kill the target at the festival. But don't worry, sir ... It won't happen again.
[Octevio taps his fingers on the table.]
Octevio: It's better than not! I want that cheating bitch dead! I don't care who you have to go through! JUST DO IT!!
[Octevio is seen sitting at a table with Octavia, who is reading a book called "Hellhounds in the Sheets", and Stolas II. Octavia pauses before eating to look at her husband with concern as Stolas II shakes his head to the music that strikes the wine glass with his fork.]
Sallie May: Understood.
[Octevio hangs up the phone. Sallie May twirls a revolver in her hand.]
Sallie May: I'll look it up next time.
[Sallie May laughs wickedly as she turns off the light. Her yellow eyes glow in the dark]
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Helluva Bitch(AU)(Season 1)
FanficThe H.O.U (Homicidal Outstanding Unable, it's written this way on purpose) is a startup assassination business within Hell. It is made up of Loon (the 'A' is silent), the boss, her weapons expert Millie, the intrepid Moxxie, and Blitzo, their recept...
