Helluva Bitch(AU)(Season 1)

Spring Broken /Season 1: Episode 3

[The scene begins with Loona and the team driving their gray truck down the street.]

Loona: Damn I love this song! [singing like crazy along with "Go Go Go" on the radio] ♫ Tell me why Should I let you go, go, go, go You know I love you so, so, so, so That's why I am here tonight ♫

[Blitzo is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Loona, looking slightly annoyed at his singing. Millie covers your ears so you don't hear the music in the back as Moxxie rolls down the window happily.]

Loona: ♫ So put your hands up Why shouldn't I flow, flow, flow, flow ... ♫

[They enter an old, crowded parking lot.]

Loona: ♫ And pump it up on stereo, oh, oh, oh, oh It's time to stomp on five ... ♫

[A dark red car enters the remaining parking space.]

Loona: Aaaaaaah Shit Shit Shit

[Loona slammed on the brakes and the truck skidded to a stop. Loona turns off the radio and looks at the person in the dark red car. She looks at the license plate, which says "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]

Loona: Oh, "you suck for life" right?

[Loona pulls out a megaphone and yells at him.]

Loona: Listen well, you unoriginal idiot! You have three fucking seconds to get your tiny PENIS out of my parking spot!

[The passenger gets out of the front seat of the car on his Hellhound legs. Loona lowers the megaphone, surprised.]

Loona: Oh shit! Vortex!

[Vortex takes some from his bottle].

Vortex: Loona. [pronounced as it is written]

Loona: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell Dirty Dog for miles, which is weird because I think the closest ocean is three rings DOWN!

Vortex: And I should have known you would be here when I heard the amber alerts.

Loona: Oh yeah? I'm surprised they left your perverted fat guy out of Hellhounds rehab, which is a Kennel by the way. I can see you're still a fucking drunk, clinging to that bottle of Beelzejuice like it's the last thing you can fuck in hell!

Vortex [yawns]: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for brainless idiots and losers who think they can get to heaven.

[Vortex takes a drink from his bottle and wipes his mouth with his thumb.]

Loona: [angrily she faces Vortex] Why are you parking here ?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has. So take your tampon racing car somewhere else!

Vortex: Actually, dear shit ... it has my name on it.

[Vortex points to his name written in red graffiti next to his feet. THE HOU is crossed out on the ground.]

Vortex: I'm doing a little freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building ...

Blitzo: [looking from the truck] I can't believe it ...

Vortex: ... and they wanted me to come over this week to lead his team over spring break.

Loona: ONE WEEK ?! No no, you will NOT park here for a fucking week!

Vortex: [takes off his sunglasses] Awww, are you crazy, Loona? [pronounced as spelled once more] You're going to run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car, and run away ...

Loona and Vortex:... run three rings for Wrath and max MY credit cards in shitty riding lessons?

Loona: Damn you idiot, you will NOT let it pass!

Vortex: with a sandpaper rooster.

[Vortex turns the bird around and walks away as Blitzo ducks his head fearfully into the truck.]

[Loona follows Vortex.]

Loona: HEY IT'S BACK HERE! You better move that shitty wagon right now, or I'm going to ...

[A Strong Succubus woman appears behind Loona and pulls Loona's hair hard.]

Succubus: What were you going to do?

Loona [Crying from pain]: [looks at the succubus and speaks in pain] Or I ... uh ... uh, I- I'll call HR!

[The Succubus stops pulling Loona's hair and After a second of awkward silence, Vortex, Loona, and the Succubus laugh like in a sitcom.]

Vortex: Anyway, she meets my new Bodyguard ... Verosika, she killed more than 10 Hellhounds in 11 minutes with her bare hands and unlike you, she really does her job well.

[Vortex leaves with her bodyguard. He looks over his shoulder as he takes Loona away.]

Vortex: Ta-ta, shit stain.

Loona: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a furry milk carton stealing talent like that.

Blitzo: [opens the door of the van and gets out] You know Vortex ?!

Loona: Huh ...? Oh yes, he, yes. We went out.

Moxxie: Was that before or after? that he became a rock star?

Millie: [he breaks a window in the truck door and sticks his head in] with a rock star ?!

Loona: Well, why are they acting like that's a shock?

Blitzo: Hi, is Vortex The Hound of Rock?

Moxxie: Is it true?

Millie: [sticks his head out of the window he smashed] I just ... [he rubs his head] Is he blind? Does he suffer from some kind of brain damage?

Loona: Okay, look, everyone is making this a much bigger deal than it should be. I don't mess with their personal shitty lives.

Millie: He does it all the time, ma'am!

Moxxie: Come on, do that.

Blitzo: You totally do.

[Moxxie grins mischievously, lids lowered].

Moxxie: I wonder what sex was like with him?

Millie: [puzzled] Moxxie!

Moxxie: What ?! He is a rock star! You would like to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Millie: [about to yell at Moxxie but changes her mind] ... If you're right

Blitzo: [disgusted] God I Work With A Lot Of Perverts

Loona: Okay, look, let's quit! Moxxie, find a temporary spot for that truck. [she tosses the keys to Moxxie, who gleefully grabs them and runs to the driver's side] Okay, Blitzy, Millie, we're going to handle this shit right.

[The scene shows Blitzo, Millie and Loona exiting an elevator. Blitzo walks nervously forward.]

Blitzo: Do ​​you think they saw me? Shit! My hat makes me look like an idiot!

[Loona smiles at him with bright eyes.]

Loona: Oh, you look perfect in your hat, Blitzy! As always ~

[Blitzo narrows his eyes and frowns.]

Blitzo: Shut up, MO

[Loona looks at him with adoration on her face. Blitzo stops and pushes Loona aside.]

Blitzo: Urgh! Loon!

[Blitzo takes off his cap to watch him, stepping over Loona before accidentally bumping into Verosika. He looks up in shame.]

Blitzo: Ugh! Oh. Woah ...

[Verosika looks at Blitzo. Blitzo blushes and wags his tail like he's a dog. Loona smiles at Blitzo before gasping in shock. She moves between Blitzo and Verosika, arms outstretched.]

Loona: Hiiii, Cyclops. Where is the idiot of an employer?

[Verosika mentions a nearby room with neon red fire over double doors. The red "V" with spikes are spray painted on the door windows facing IMP. office.]

Verosika: He's in his office. There was no room on the second floor so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper.

Loona: Oh come on!

Verosika: [scoffs] Sorry, friend, that's my boss.

[Verosika walks away.]

Loona: [mumbles] Oh no you don't, asshole.

Millie: Ma'am ... how about he lets me in and try to reason with him? I don't really listen to what is classified as "rock genre" music I prefer pop and musical theater so its status for me is just name recognition ...

[Loona tunes in at Millie with a look.]

Millie: In my opinion, your music is a bit strong for-

Loona: Millie, just shut your mouth tight or I'll hit you!

Millie: Alright then.

[Millie opens the doors and walks in. The silhouettes of Millie, Vortex, and their gang of succubus demons are seen through the glass window.]

Millie: Hello, Mister Vortex, right? I work for HOU, and it's actually quite important for us to retain the unique parking space that they assigned us, because-

Coco: [points to Millie] Aw, look at the scared little girl. She has a tuxedo, maybe dresses are your thing!

Millie: Please, this is a fine feminine tuxedo and don't patronize me sir. I-

Josh: Hey babe do you want some kisses?

Millie: A kind offer, but ... I'm married.

[Vortex and the gang of demons surround Millie.]

Vortex: Hey ... why don't you text your stupid boss from me?

[Vortex grabs Millie's arms with all of her strength and the demon silhouettes show her fangs on Millie to sexually assault her.]

Millie: [screams] Don't touch them!

[The sound of a kick is heard]

[Loona runs up and presses her hands against the window.]

Loona: Millie, don't let it get into any of your holes!

[Millie runs back into the hall, panting with her back against the door. She walks past them, battered and shaken with her hair disheveled and the sleeves of her tux rumpled.]

Millie: [stutters and shakes] I ... have to go to bed ... now.

[Millie falls to the ground off the screen.]

Loona: Oh, this IS ENOUGH!

[Loona flies open both doors, causing Vortex and his gang to take notice.]

Loona: Okay, ******! THAT IS ALL!!

[Loona stomps towards Vortex.]

Loona: You can steal my parking spot, you can keep my flat but you can't treat my employees like that, If you're going to be shit to them, then I dare you to a fucking ... dare! Shit, I said it twice.

Kiki: Mmmm ... Is that weird Hellhound starting a demon duel for us?

Vortex: [laughs] I think so!

Vortex: What's the game then, Loona? [Once again, pronounced as it is written]

Loona: Every year ETS spreaders climb to the top for easy pickup, while spring break is the prime time for crimes of all kinds! So I bet ... you and your Succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as possible out by the end of the day.

[Vortex and the succubi laugh. Loona looks on determinedly. They stop laughing.]

Vortex: Oh, really? Also your employee the cowardly imp has left 2 of my lackeys kicked hard so ...

Vortex: [speaking in a whisper] Okay ... bitch.

[Later, at HOU headquarters, Loona stands in front of the board. Behind her is an easel with drawings on papers. The other HOU members sit at a table and listen.]

Loona: Okay, shut up your ass! This is how we gon 'do this shit! First, we found a lot of customers.

[The cartoons on the paper show Loona, Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie standing together. Lots of imp and customers surround them with bags of money.]

Loona: We went up the portal.

[Loona's drawing snaps her fingers. HOU numbers drop.]

Loona: We have our fun murder time as usual.

[HOU drawings kill human drawings with firearms].

Loona: We stacked all the bodies in a big fucking canoe.

[Human bodies are thrown into a canoe labeled SS Cum Gutter.]

Loona: said canoe in some water.

[The drawing of Loona kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.]

Loona: We set it on fire to attract sharks and eagles and shit. Maybe a goose too! Fuck it!

[Cartoon of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures that eat the bodies burned in the canoe. A large octopus bites the entire ship and the animals.]

Loona: They come and eat the bodies, we won the bet ...

[The HOU drawings animate and the cap on the Blitzo figure is replaced by a party hat.]

Loona: It on that sloppy idiot's fucking drunk face ...

[HOU members give a Vortex drawn several middle fingers. The Vortex drawing bursts into tears crying like a baby. The scene goes back to the reunion.]

Loona: Do you have any questions? [throws a pointer through a window]

Millie: Uh, I do have one. What the heck was that nonsense?

Loona: [walks over to Millie] That wasn't a question.

Millie: That was not a plan.

Loona: [puts a hand around Millie] Sorry, but that was a perfect presentation of what we should do, Mills. It's not my fault you have a soft peanut brain on top.

Millie: Now what?

Loona: I'm calling you slow, Millie. God, why don't you learn to accept criticism? You [starts hitting Millie with index finger on the head] little bitch addicted to dicks

Millie: [climbs on the table in anger] So why don't you [points on LOONA and points on her] take an art class?

Loona: [grabs Millie and pulls it over to her chair] Why doesn't she look how expensive they are?!?!

Blitzo: [smoking] Hey, is there a way that he can go with you this time?

Loona: Absolutely not, I forbid it. It's not going to happen. Sorry honey. Spring break is not a place for vulnerable young Goths. You know the CRAZY girls up there who are obsessed with you!

[Loona, Millie, Moxxie and Blitzo simultaneously break the fourth wall looking disapprovingly at the camera, presumably looking at the spectators Helluva Bitch fangirls.]

Blitzo: [continues smoking] Well I ... I can mix with humans pretty easily. Let me accompany you.

Loona: Wait, say it again.

Blitzo: [takes his cigarette out of his mouth] Can I ... mix ...?

[Blitzo shrugs as he questioningly tells Loona that he can dress up.]

Moxxie: Do you have a human disguise?

Blitzo: Yes. None of you do?

[Loona and the pair of imps look nervously at each other, eyes from side to side.]

Blitzo: Let me get this straight, you three have been doing your crazy shit on Earth all this fucking time ... without human disguises?!

Loona: Well, I have a new plan!

[Loona quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. She shows Blitzo surrounded by humans with hearts around her.]

Loona: Blitzy can help draw humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that plan?

Moxxie: Flawless logic.

Millie: Yes, I think the same, but I think you are missing the biggest problem, ma'am. Isn't it crucial to have a customer who demands enough kills to win this bet? We are not going to kill just because!

Loona: I've got you covered, Mills, can't go wrong.

[Later, Loona puts up a flyer that says "Spring Break Victim, 50% off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and spiders. Loona walks over to Millie.]

Loona: Nice piece of cake, now ... we wait.

Millie: Ma'am ... there's no way we're getting enough clients at the end of the day with a badly written and badly written flyer!

[Millie and Loona look to see demons lining up, staring at the steering wheel. Loona smirks at Millie.

Loona: You saw that I did not fail

[Now Loona walks towards the other demons.]

Loona: Well, who's the first?

[The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People walk happily, relax and talk. Loona, Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo hide behind coral-covered rocks under a pier.]

Loona: Now remember, we can't be seen, okay? And the single shots will probably cause panic, I will help Blitzo to direct the targets to a better place to attack them but I will still be escorted like you. Are you ready, Blitzy?

Blitzo: Yes I am ready.

[Blitzo stands up and in a swirl of orange light, he transforms into a human version of himself. Loona, Millie and Moxxie look on in shock.]

Loona: Ohhhhh, Blitzy, look at you. You look really horrible!

[Blitzo looks at Loona.]

Loona: I am very proud.

Blitzo: Loon stop talking start sniffing that list

Loona: That's right, thank you honey

[Loona flips through a long list in her hands and smells it of hers after that she looks in front of her, hers human of hers target of hers outlined in red in her vision. Loona points to something, Blitzo sees it and smiles and walks over to a tall woman in sunglasses. He moves a finger to her chest and gives her a flirtatious smile. He moves behind her and into a private alley. Blitzo leads him into the alley and the woman leans against the wall. Blitzo approaches her to grab her with lust but stops, the woman is surprised, Loona shoots the woman in the head while she peeks on the ceiling. She gives Blitzo a thumbs up.]

[In the next shot, a blond woman runs up to hers in an alley with a hungry, lustful look on her face. Loona catches him with a rope. On a rooftop, a brown-haired woman bends over to remove Blitzo's pants, but Moxxie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The woman falls into a garbage container that Millie slams shut. Blitzo walks with a fat woman down the sidewalk and a flowerpot smashes against his head. Loona kills a man by crushing her head with her hands, Moxxie kills a white-haired man with a large mallet, another man is stabbed by a razor out of nowhere to the head.]

[Loona and the gang put the bodies in dark bloodstained garbage bags and closed them. In the background, Moxxie jumps onto another body.]

Loona: That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that whiny orgasm snatch so many ...

Vortex: Alright, spring break! Are you all ready to rock out and do some BAD DEEDS?

[Audience applauds. A fan has a shirt with a vortex face and several hearts.]

Fan girl: I love you Vortex!

Vortex: Everyone is ready. Because they will listen to him until his death ~

[Vortex launches into "Lust Forever." "Fuck you Loona" appears on the screens. Loona growls with foam at the mouth]

Vortex: ♫ Pain everywhere. The sun no longer exists. Your vacation is now an orgy, babe. Go straight to that gangbang. ♫

[Humans kiss with others around them. kiss, hug, grind each other. A Succubus in disguise shows a human a popsicle of semen-like saliva while several other Succubi and Incubi smile and sneak up on the humans as Vortex continues to sing.]

Vortex: [off screen] ♫ V-time, Your holidays turned into torture, enjoy your lust while you can, because this will last forever, enjoy it completely. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Caught in the flames. ♫

Loona: Damn it! That asshole started her irritating mating call! Now she's going to beat all these sex maniacs! We have to pick up the things, guys!

[A blond is seen vomiting next to Loona.]

Loona: [points to vomiting man] Is he on the list, Blitzy?

Blitzo: Huh? Yes... I- I think so.

[A distracted Blitzo looks at Verosika guarding the stage.]

Loona: Good!

[Loona pulls out a red and black machete.]

Blond Man: Oh my! What are you? A transsexual furry? [Laughs]

Loona: [off screen] Yes ... Well, more like a woman but everyone calls me a furry
[Loona slices her head in half with the machete.]

Loona: But I'm sure you're not going to tell anyone! All right, next one, Blitzy, let's go! Blitzy? Wait, where ...?

[Loona looks around and doesn't find Blitzo in sight. He panics.]

Loona: Wha-- Wha-- Wh-- [distressed, tears in her eyes] Where's my BABYYYYYY?!?!

Moxxie: [Points to stage] Look!

[Blitzo is seen walking towards Verosika. Loona takes notice, and her fatherly dread quickly turns to seething fury. Blitzo takes off his cap to fix his hair when two men kissing in French fall to the ground at his feet, and someone off-screen throws the bikini top which lands on Blitzo's head.]

[The fan runs to Vortex on stage as he sings the next chorus on "Just Forever" but Verosika notices it and smashes him to the ground, headfirst. She drags the woman into the distance. Blitzo walks over to Verosika, avoiding a kissing couple and tossing a bra aside. A male succubus smiles at him with raised eyebrows. He takes a brass knuckles out of his pocket and hits it hard.]

Vortex: Who wants a piece of this ?!

[Vortex throws his Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden portal. A fish appears, which quickly turns into a monster.]

[Blitzo walks nervously towards Verosika.]

Blitzo: Heyyyy... you...!

Verosika: Oh hey. You're the imp who works for my boss's weird ex.

Blitzo: Yeah. [Laughs] Sorry if that's weird.

Verosika: it's great. His flesh is not mine. They don't pay me enough to care.

Blitzo: [nervously] Yes! Yes. I'm Blitzo!

Verosika: It's okay. [repeats his nervous tone and smiles] I'm Verosika!

Blitzo: That's hot ... I mean literally, you know, vortex I mean your boss's name because vortexes ... you know, they emit heat. Probably. Right?

Verosika: Uh, yeah. [laughs] I guess. But my friends and I call it tex.

Blitzo: Oh yeah? I wish I had friends. [laughs] I mean ... no, I mean, I don't ... I ... I don't have any friends.

[Loona arrives and steps between them.]

Loona: Am I ... interrupting something?

Verosika: No, friend. I just have one conversation.

Loona: The "conversation" leads to HPV!

[Millie and Moxxie hide behind metal cans.]

Millie: And ... we lost it. [sighs] It seems now it's up to us to handle this list.

Moxxie: Shit, yeah! Team M and M, doing things, making money, let's see what beautiful things they have on this beach for us!

[Millie and Moxxie escape at dusk and kill more people starting with the ice cream parlor before jumping onto the roof to kill more people].

Blitzo: Loon, get out of here! You're going to get us all into shit!

Loona: I just wanted to see what was so important that it would distract you from your work.

Blitzo: What, can't I have a break?

Loona: WE HAVE A PARKING ON THE LINE!

Verosika: Hey, friend. Why don't you relax?

Loona: Why don't you stay out of it ?! Well, this is our business!

[Loona holds up a drawing in her hand that shows a diagram of himself killing a human, which equals money and making money equals what a spider looks like].

Loona: Literally.

Blitzo: [groans in frustration] Shit, Loon! Why can't you stay out of my face for like five minutes ?!

Loona: Because I adopted you from that orphanage! And that should mean something!

Blitzo: Oh, what does it matter? You're not my real mom, you crazy hound! He was almost eighteen!

Loona: It still counts!

Blitzo: Well, it shouldn't! I don't need you then, psycho! I'm not doing it now!

[Moxxie and Millie hide behind a table with steel beer kegs. Moxxie puts all the arrows in a quiver for Millie who has her bow to take it. She leans out and readies her bow to fire when a man walks up and drops the beer can.]

Human: WOOOO! Yes! Game! Let's do this!

[The man tosses the cans aside, sending Millie and Moxxie into the air. A keg of beer falls on Millie's head, knocking her unconscious after she lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points out to Millie that she is unconscious in disgust.]

Woman: My God, he's a bloody corpse!

[One of the partygoers grabs him by the tail.]

Skool: Got it!

[Skool picks up Millie still unconscious and shoves him into a keg of beer. The group cheers over the "beer corpse" as the keg is carried away. Millie finally wakes up and drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.]

[Blitzo tries to say something to an annoyed Loona, who crosses her arms.]

Blitzo: Uh ... Loon ... I ...

Loona: Enjoy your break, Blitzy. I'm going to kill something!

Blitzo: Ugggh ...

Verosika: Damn it, boy. That was wild. [Places a comforting hand on her shoulder] Are you okay?

Blitzo: [blushes] Yes, I'm fine. She will get over it. He always does.

Verosika: [laughs] I'm glad you could stand up for yourself, at least. Hmm! He requires guts.

Blitzo: Thank you.

[Moxxie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs and they see a keg moving like crazy. He turns it over and Millie and the beer spill all over the floor. Millie burps.]

Moxxie: Millie! Are you OK

Millie: [drunk] Moxxieeeeeeeee! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I want to kiss them. [She makes kissing noises.]

[Moxxie picks up Millie drunk. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. Humans, succubus, and this Vortex himself saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. Humans scream and run. Loona watches the monster as she finishes choking another man with her legs. The fish monster roars.]

Millie: [drunk] Ooooh! Fish.

[The monster wraps her tongue around Millie, pulls him closer and closes his mouth.]

Millie: [drunk] Hehehe... Weeeeee... this is fun

[Moxxie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and smashes it. She lights a cloth and throws a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses its balance and falls. Moxxie rushes into the ocean and cuts the fish's body with her knife. He opens the monster's mouth with all his might, seeing Millie hitting the monster's uvula. He extends his hand to Millie, who briefly gives him a high of five. She grabs him and cuts his tongue, releasing them both. Millie smiles, closes her eyes and opens her arms as she flies. She lands in Loona's arms. A human male celebrates after avoiding being hit with the tongue, but Loona kills him with her glock 17 out of annoyance. Millie laughs hysterically.]

[Inside the monster's mouth, Moxxie fiercely bites her tongue as the monster spits it out as Moxxie begins to fight him.]

Millie: I love that guy ~

Loona: Oh, he's your punisher completely, right?

[Moxxie jumps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. He cuts her stomach from the inside before returning tired to shore.]

Loona: Ohhhh, well I'll be honest the truth is not surprising because me and Millie if it were not like that we would also do that without any problem but still, way to show off, Mox!

Moxxie: Is Mills okay?

Loona: Oh yeah. She is fine.

[Moxxie holds Millie in hers arms and hugging her while Millie smiles with a drugged expression.]

Millie: [Drunk] Thiiiis is fun. I'm sooooo ... drunk. [Laughing]

Loona: Ooookay, this is too healthy for my liking.

Vortex: Loona. [Pronounced as spelled, for the last time.]

Loona: Oh perfect. They must be The Playboy Owner and his Bunny!

Vortex: That was handled quite a bit ... obvious ... Don't you think?

Moxxie: I just found this and I think this belonged to none of us.

[Moxxie returns the vial to Vortex, who takes it, then passes it to Milky.]

Moxxie: It would be a shame if someone found out that you guys were after a giant monster fish in the human world.

Millie: [Laughs] Oh, Satan! Be all so ... FUUUUCKED! [Keep laughing.]

Vortex: Yeah, well ... Your weirdo and her nasty gremlins will be in shit for not being disguised!

Millie: [faceplants] When I woke up some humans called me corpse. And I'm not [faceplants again] dead!

Loona: You know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on a low level if you agree to let us use that parking space.

Vortex:... Well use it anyway I don't need it anymore.

Loona: Thank you [starts screaming] FUCKIN 'WOOOOOOON !!! [laughs triumphantly]

Moxxie: Fuck, YES!

Loona: IN YOUR FACE, BITCH!

Vortex: [scoffs] Let's just go, let's get out of here. VEROSIKA!

Verosika: Well ... I think it's time to jump in, but hey, if you're ever partying, I'll give you a ring sometime.

Blitzo: Really? I mean, heh ... yeah. Yes.

Verosika: Yes! My boyfriend throws a lot of crazy parties.

[When Verosika mentions her boyfriend, Blitzo's expression changes to dejected.]

Blitzo: [Dejected] Good. I can't wait for me first.

Verosika: [laughs] Let's get some friends, buddy.

[Verosika gives him a playful punch before following Vortex. Blitzo seems dejected as he sees Verosika leave and recalls his confrontation with Loona, as well as the revelation that his crush already has a partner.]

Loona: Come on, Blitzy Tlitzy! Let's go back and park our fucking fat car in our fucking fat space!

[HOU goes through the portal. Blitzo falls back through the portal.]

[Loona jumps to her feet and mockingly throws the double bird through the portal, causing Vortex to growl like a dog.]

[Vortex and his gang huddle in fear as the police, a clown and a mining robot surround them, with pointed weapons].

Police: RAISE YOUR HANDS, SICK GIVE US !!

Vortex: [sighs] All right, everyone. Get ready to suck a lot of pig cocks.

[His gang sighs and groans in disgust as they raise their hands.]