SMG34 Incorrect Quotes

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SMG3: I want to kiss you.

SMG4, not paying attention: What?

SMG3: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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SMG4: SMG3, I...

SMG4: I love you!

SMG3: Not my problem.

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SMG4: I have feelings for you.

SMG3: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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SMG4: Are we fighting or flirting?

SMG3: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

SMG4: Your point?

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SMG4: What do you want to be for Halloween?

SMG3: Yours.

SMG4:

SMG4: ...yeah, that would be pretty scary.

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SMG4: We have a problem.

SMG3: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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SMG4: Are you ready to commit?

SMG3: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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SMG4: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.

SMG3: Marry me.

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SMG4: I'm trash.

SMG3: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

SMG4:

SMG4: You smooth motherfucker.

SMG4: And yes it does.

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SMG3: Stop doing that.

SMG4: Doing what?

SMG3: The thing that makes me want to kiss you.

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SMG4: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

SMG3: Um, neat.

*later*

SMG3, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Saiko. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Saiko, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, SMG3. Remember what I did when Tari and Meggy confessed their love for me?

SMG3: Didn't you thank them?

Saiko: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

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Melony, who doesn't know: SMG3, what did you do on March 21, 2016?

SMG3: NOTHING-

SMG4: Oh, am I really 'nothing' to you?!?

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Meggy: Ooh, somebody has a crush!

SMG4: Pfft, I don't have a crush on SMG3, I just think he's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*later that night*

SMG4, still very much awake: Uh oh.