SMG34 Incorrect Quotes

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SMG3: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs dangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

SMG4: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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SMG3: Why would I flip my shit about that?

SMG4: Because you flip your shit about everything.

SMG3: Well, would you look at this. Here is my shit, yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It's a miracle.

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SMG3: Bro-

SMG4: No, no, hold up. Rewind.

SMG4: My tongue was down your throat a second ago and now you're calling me bro?!?

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SMG3: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

SMG4: I know. Whenever I'm near mine I just start acting stupid.

SMG3: But you're always acting stupid?

SMG4: ...

SMG4: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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SMG4: Our relationship is strictly professional.

SMG3, sitting on SMG4's lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

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SMG4: That was so hot, SMG3.

SMG3: I literally just called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

SMG4: I'm so in love with you.

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SMG3: Ok, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

SMG4: AS ENEMIES?!?!

SMG3:

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SMG3: I would destroy the world for you!

SMG4: Okay, can you do the dishes?

SMG3: No!

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SMG4: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

SMG3: This is a lie.

SMG3: I'm literally dating them. This is a
lie.

SMG3: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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SMG4: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

SMG3, not looking up: Myxine
Circifrons

SMG4:

SMG4: fsh

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Tari: Why are SMG3 and SMG4 sitting with their backs to each other?

Meggy: They had a fight.

Tari: Then why are they holding hands?

Meggy: They get sad when they fight.