SMG34 Incorrect Quotes

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Meggy: Why don't you go talk to him?

SMG3, sarcastically:  Oh. Yeah, sure.

Meggy: What? So you go tell SMG4 that he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?

SMG3: He could hear me.

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SMG4: Talk dirty to me~

SMG3: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

SMG4: Wha-

SMG3: The economy is in shambles.

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SMG4: Fight me!

SMG3: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

SMG3: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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SMG4: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...

SMG3: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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SMG3: SMG4 and I are no longer dating.

SMG4: SMG3, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.

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SMG3: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

SMG4: Oh. We're going out?

SMG3: Wh...

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SMG4: Listen, we're done, we're over! Okay?

SMG3: Whatever bitch, you ain't never gonna find no one like me.

SMG4: Yeah, that's the point shithead!

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SMG3, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

SMG4, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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SMG3: Talk dirty to me, baby~

SMG4: The dishes.

SMG3: Wh-

SMG4: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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SMG4: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

SMG3: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

SMG4: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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SMG3, texting SMG4: Hey do you like anyone?

SMG4: Yeah you

SMG3: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends

SMG4: *Yeah, you?

SMG4: Oh haha sorry lol

SMG3: *dies inside*

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SMG4: I think we should kiss.

SMG3: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.

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SMG4: SMG3 is playing hard to get.

SMG4: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.