Sebastian: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Justin: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Regie: Waking up in the morning.
Ryan: Waking up.
Angel: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Ryan: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Angel: Th-that's not how that works-
Justin: Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!
Nina: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Char: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
Justin: Regie! This soup is flaccid!
Regie: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
Nina: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Kane: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Sebastian: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Nina, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that's what.
The Squad: *walking at the mall*
Angel: Hey, have any of you guys seen Kane? They've been gone for a while..
Bae: Eh, nope.
Char: No, I haven't...
Sebastian: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Kane: Hey.
Angel: Ooh, there you are-
Darren: What the fu-
Justin: I- where were you?!
Kane: Walking right behind you guys
Angel: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
Kane: That's the longest worm I've ever seen.
Char: That's a snake.
Kane: What do you want for breakfast, Darren?
Darren: Gay Cheerios.
Ty: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
Ty: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Char: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Ty: Okay yeah thanks Char, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
Literally All Of Them: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Char: I'm at a loss for words!
Darren: Despite being 'at a loss for words', Char yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
