Sebastian: Kane, Darren, I love y'all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Kane, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Darren is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Darren: I love you too :)
Oliver: Kane just insisted Justin and I remember a code word in case we're ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we're not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Oliver: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
Kane: I wasn't that drunk.
Justin: You coloured my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Kane: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Ryan: Don't you have any dignity, Kane? Kane: Uh, no.
*When the Squad drops food*
Justin: Eh, oh well. Kane: FIVE-SECOND RULE!
Ryan: FUCK!
Oliver: *just gets more food* Darren: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*
Regie: *eats the food off the ground*
Sebastian: *watching their house burn down*
Sebastian:
Sebastian: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: Deny everything.
Kane: What's up with Oliver? They've been laying on the floor for like....an hour now? Ryan: They're just a little overwhelmed. Kane: Why?
Ryan: Justin smiled at them.
Ryan: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Regie: I'm doing my best.
Kane: You're not doing anything.
Regie: Yes, that's what I'm best at.
Regie, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Sebastian: Tea.
Regie: Wrong. It's coffee.
Ryan: And here we see Darren and Sebastian in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh.
Darren: Gaelic bread.
Sebastian: Grueling Brad.
Darren: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
Kane: Is this a good idea?
Kane: Probably not.
Kane: Do I care?
Kane: No.
Oliver: Alright, listen up you little shits. Oliver: Not you Angel. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
Darren: Croissants: dropped
Justin: Road: works ahead
Kane: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Bae: Shavacado: fre
Angel: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Regie:
Regie: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Ty: No problemo!
Ty, internally: But it was all problemo.
Darren: Do you love Justin?
Oliver: Yeah, I do.
Darren: Bae! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Bae: We all love Justin. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Oliver: I thought that was implied.
Bae: ...
Darren: ...
Oliver, looking straight at Bae: Congrats Darren, you just won 100 bucks.
Darren: What is your favourite mythical story?
Ty: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Darren: I don't think I've heard of that one before.
Regie: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Kane: >:O language
Darren: Yeah watch your fucking language Oliver: Okay, who taught Darren the fuck word?!
Justin: 'The fuck word'.
Angel: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Darren: Oh my god they censored it
Justin: Say fuck, Angel.
Darren: Do it, Angel. Say fuck.
Bae: Editor's note: What the fuck?
Justin, holding a scooter: Bae! Can I go outside and play with this?
Bae: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
Justin, running outside: Thanks Bae!
Bae, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
Kane: I CAN'T DO IT!
Angel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Kane: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Sebastian: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Kane: I appreciate it,
Kane: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Oliver: Kane-
Kane: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Bae: Kane we gotta-
Kane: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Kane: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Kane, motioning to Darren: NOT FUCKING THIS!
Kane: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Justin: ....
Ryan: .....
Regie: ......
Oliver: ..Who?
Kane: That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Oliver*
Justin: How late were you up last night? Sebastian & Bae, in tandem: Me?
Justin: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Justin, to Kane: You.
There's more to come, I'm super busy with exams but I will have more for everyone soon. (Hopefully) <3 - A.M.
