Ty: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
Cop: You ran a red light.
Darren : So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Darren : That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
Kane: Uhh.. Oliver just asked if we want to...
Kane: "Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?"
Justin, not even looking up from his phone: He's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.
Kane: Oh, that makes more sense.
Darren : Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Bae: Neither.
Bae: Because it's twelve.
Ryan: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Kane : Um...Neat.
*later*
Kane , lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Oliver. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Oliver, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Kane . Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Justin confessed his love for me?
Kane: Didn't you thank him?
Oliver: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
Bae: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
Darren : I just heard Bae call the dog a "fucking liar" because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
