One Punch Man: Hero's Harem

Chapter 24: A Day out for Good Monsters Part 1

A/N: You have spoken, and we have heard. So, a few things before we start. Yes, we know that we need to start having Saitama show an interest in the women. Yes, the harem is big, but there is still plenty of room in the apartments. No, Swim won't join the harem, but she will be a student. Lastly, what the kombu sisters have been doing is indeed hypocritical. Thing is, there's a saying that we've yet to arrive at for them. 'What goes around, comes around.' Now, let's get to the story.

Morning came for the human, cyborg, and many monster women inside the City-Z abandoned district, each room with their own usual way of starting the day. Though even that can't happen without something weird happening.

-The Kombu Room-

The room, formerly bare of anything, now had quite a variety of items, which had been collected during their times wandering the abandoned district, strewn about in each of the four corners of the room. One corner each for each inhabitant.

In one corner was a fragment of any little girl's dream: a giant pile of stuffed animals of various sorts. Some were in good condition. Some in poor condition. Still, each were loved. There was also a sewing kit next to a bag of tattered clothing.

In another corner was a carefully organized mix of workout gear and hero figurines.

A third corner was centered around videos and books about martial arts.

The final corner consisted of cookbooks and various...dubious reading material that looked like they belong in the room of a perverted shut in.

At first glance, all of it together in the same room didn't quite make a lot of sense. However, if you truly knew the room's occupants, you'd realize that it all makes sense.

Speaking of occupants...

Suspended in the middle of the room by many strands of kombu was what looked to be a giant cocoon made of different colored seaweed. A cocoon containing the four inhabitants-

"What the-? GET YOUR HEAD OFF THOSE, KI!"

"Morning~"

"WAH! STOP DROOLING ON MY LEGS MIDORI!"

"*Snrk* Is it time for breakfast?"

-Which was now shaking violently as the four inside woke up and began to argue. A few moments later, the cocoon flopped to the floor, the kombu composing it retracting towards their respective owners.

"Can you please stupid using my breasts as your pillow?!" Nori snapped at Ki, her face becoming as red as her hair from anger and embarrassment.

"I'm not." Ki denied with a smile that didn't fool anyone. "We all shift around in the hammock. My head just keeps being pushed there for some reason." She laughed as she brought her arms up to shield herself from Nori's flailing punches, leaving two others two their own arguement.

"Why can't you sleep on Ki's legs?" Kogane asked Midori in a huff.

"She nearly crushed my head while moaning in her sleep." Midori shrugged before smirking up at Kogane. "And you're the one who keeps curling them in on yourself each night. You used to sleep with your arms and legs dangling outside because it was so cramped. Why is that?"

"BECAUSE OF THE SAME REASON YOU USED TO SLEEP NEAR KI, YOU PERVERTED PART OF OUR OLD SELF!" Kogane snapped as she stretched Midori's cheeks with her hands.

"Oh, lie yoor innoshent in all dis?" Midori slurred out through Kogane's abuse to her cheeks. "Who wav moaing out Shaitama's name in dere sweep when I wubbed your lehg lass nigh?"