One Punch Man: Hero's Harem

Chapter 14: Fighting, Kombu, and Meteors!

A/N: Warning, this chapter contains ecchi. Brace yourselves.

It was another lazy day in the City-Z abandoned district as the tenants went through the usual motions. Beast Queen and Captain Mizuki were on the roof doing their exercises before the 10k run. The Subterranean Queen had disappeared into the earth for her own reasons. Genos was writing in his notebook about Saitama's daily 'exercise.' And Vaccine Girl, or Woman after her last growth spurt, was inside Saitama's apartment with Saitama, Genos, and a terrified Ki looking up at her.

"Why are you cowering from Vaccine Girl?" Saitama asked.

"Actually, call me Vaccine Woman." said the purple monster as she girnned down at a shivering Ki. "And she's cowering because I said I was hungry and she flipped."

"The others told me about you. How you've been eating other monsters!" Ki whimpered, earning a snicker from Vaccine Woman.

"Only monsters that are made of pollutants. Like Tar and Smog and such. Other than that, nah." Vaccine Woman explained. "So don't worry. You're safe." Ki didn't look convinced as she continued to tremble behind Saitama, who was busy eating his breakfast. "After all, I'm not the one who ripped your hair off to make a meal of it."

Saitama groaned as Ki yelled in his ear in fright before zipping away and cowering behind Genos, who remained stoic throughout the whole ordeal.

"I wanna leave! I want my hair back!" she comically sobbed.

"I do recall you saying you wished to leave once your hair had returned." said Genos. "If I assist you, will you make good on your word and stop bothering Master Saitama?"

"Pleeeease!" she begged like a kid wanting a toy for their birthday.

"Very well." said the cyborg as he stood up. "I will return shortly, Master." Genos informed before leaving the apartment.

"He doesn't like me much, does he?" Ki asked.

"Don't take it personally. I think the guy that turned him into a cyborg may have left a rod or something up his ass by mistake." Vaccine Woman joked.

"That makes a lot of sense." Ki said before flinching when Saitama stood up.

"Why are you flinching a lot?" he asked. He recieved his answer when she glared up at him and lightly tugged at her last strand of seaweed. "Oh." he said in understanding. "Well, you did ask for a fight."

"I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO MAKE ME AS BALD AS YOU!" she snapped, only to hide behind Vaccine Woman when he grunted with a frown. "I'm sorry! Don't take the last of my hair!"

"I won't." he sighed before turning on the TV and switching to the news, leaving the two monsters to let themselves out.

"Is that all he does? Eat and watch the news?" Ki asked.

"Nah. Sometimes he lets monsters like us stay here, so long as we don't wreck the building." Vaccine Woman answered as they walked up the stairs to the roof, where Captain Mizuki and Beast Queen were finishing the last of their push-ups.

"98...99...100!" Mizuki stated before the both of them stood up to their full height. "Whew! Now for the run!"

"Want me to give you a headstart? Say, half an hour?" Beast Queen grinned, earning a pout from Mizuki.

"Keep laughing. I'll get faster in no time." she defended as the two of them made for the stairs.

"Do most of you walk around naked?" Ki asked.

"I have to deal with sweat in my fur. I'm not dealing with a sweat and a shirt while I train." Beast Queen answered as they walked back down the stairs.