One Punch Man: Hero's Harem

Chapter 19: Clan of the Sea Folk! Part 1

A/N: Disclaimer. Neither F-ckthesystem125 or IcySnowSage own the Deep Sea Queen's description in this fanfic. We're just using description based off another's look. All credit goes to them.

Vaccine Woman was having a moment of inner turmoil. On one hand, she was happy at what was happening right now. On the other hand, she was constantly telling herself that it wasn't a big deal. And it was all because she had volunteered to go shopping, in disguise, with Saitama during a sale in City-J.

'Just me and Saitama today! This is great! Well, it's just shopping and all, so it's not that great. But the other's aren't here! It's only us today! STOP IT! You're acting like a gushing human schoolgirl! Calm down. It's just a normal day of shopping for discount groceries with Saitama...If so, then why can't I stop smiling?! I know that if anyone sees my teeth, they're gonna freak, but I can't help it-'

CONK!

Vaccine Woman was knocked out of her thoughts as she backed up and rubbed her head.

"What just happened?" she moaned in pain.

"You were mumbling to yourself and walk into a streetlight." was Saitama's bland answer as he pointed at the sudden dent left in said streetlight. The only reaction she could come up with to his answer was to simply slap her forehead with a groan.

"That was embarrassing." she muttered under her breath before looking at him. "So, anything else we can do after visiting the supermarket?"

"Eh, maybe we'll walk around and see if anything else is on sale. They never seem to put it all on the flyers." he mumbled the last part as they kept on walking. Vaccine Woman merely sighed as she followed, even when her ears twitched at the sudden sound of footsteps coming up from behind them.

"Hey, baldy!" one of the people called out, gaining their attention.

'Oh, great.' Vaccine Woman sighed internally as they both turned to look a few people walking towards them, scowls on their faces.

"Can I help you?" Saitama asked, his irritation hidden at being called out by his bald head.

"I recognize you! You're the one that everyone's been calling a fraud and credit stealer!" shouted the man leading the group.

"Huh?" was all Saitama could say to that.

"I bet you're here to steal more credit from more heroes!" yelled another. "Why don't you go back to City-Z?"

"Can you morons shut up and get lost?" Vaccine Woman sighed. "We're trying to catch a sale."

"What? You're girlfriend gonna fight your battles now?!"

"G-G-G-GIRLFRIEND?!" Vaccine Woman stuttered, steam threatening to knock her hood off with how much was spilling out. "I-I-I-I'M NOT HIS G-GIRLFRIEND!"

"Yeah. She's a friend that lives closeby, so we both went out for a sale." Saitama calmly explained.

"Oh, is that so?" the man scoffed before looking down at a still shocked Vaccine Woman. Though her body was hidden by the clothing, her figure was plain as day, as was the sudden smile that Vaccine Woman finally noticed.

"What are you looking at?" she asked in a low tone.

"Just a very lovely lady." the man replied. "Why not ditch this bald faker and come with us? We'll treat you to some better company." Her response was to sneer under her hood before wrapping her arms around Saitama's left arm, causing it to sink between her breasts.

"I've got all the company I want right here." she said while glaring at them.

The men glared back before shrieks of terror caught everyone's attention. They turned towards the ocean to see a massive octopus monster approaching.