One Punch Man: Hero's Harem

Chapter 6: The Ninja

A/N: I'm keeping Sonic a dude. Need someone to be Saitama's 'rival'. Plus, the nut shot is way too funny to pass up. As for the start of this chapter, it's gonna get weird and/or possibly kinky. Flame me if you want, but I just couldn't help myself. Brace yourselves for more bullshit monster physics!

Everyone had gathered in Vaccine Girl and Sub Queen's shared apartment to address Vaccine Girl's...dietary decision. Genos silently observed, Saitama hummed in thought, and Vaccine Girl groaned in annoyance from atop her swollen stomach. A stomach that a semi-decently dressed Beast and Sub Queen kept poking for kicks.

"Will you two knock it off?" she growled at them.

"You're kidding, right?" Beast Queen snickered as she poked her finger deep into the bloated loli's stomach, making it ripple and sway from the action.

"You should've asked Saitama for some food to go." Sub Queen giggled before jumping when her stomach surged towards her, making her flinch back in surprise. "I guess they're still alive?"

"Yeah. Stubborn bastard." she sighed before flinching as her belly bulged a few more times.

"And...you're positive it's not a human in there?" Saitama asked.

"For the last time! It's not a human!" she said in aggrivation. "It was some monster called Tar!"

"Okay." Saitama nodded before turning to Genos. "And you found her walking this way on your way home?"

"Correct, though she looked to be having a difficult time dragging her stomach along the ground." the cyborg answered.

"PFFT!" Beast Queen let out through her tightly clamped maw. The Subterranean Queen wasn't faring any better, seeing as one set of arms were hugging her ribs, one hand was clamped over her own mouth, and her final hand was being used to prevent her from falling over.

"It's not funny!" Vaccine Girl snarled. "And when I asked for your help getting back here, I didn't mean to freaking roll me all the way here!"

And that was the last straw.

"AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" Beast Queen and Sub Queen couldn't help themselves as they laughed themselves silly, the images they were getting from her story too funny not to laugh at.

"My ribs! MY RIBS!" Beast Queen chortled. "I HAVE GOT TO TELL MOSQUITO GIRL AND THE OTHERS!"

"S-STOP! NO MORE! PLEASE!" The Subterranean Queen begged, tears of laughter escaping all three of her eyes.

"FUCK YOU CUNTS!" Vaccine Girl roared before punching her own gut when it lurched again. "AND WOULD YOU HURRY UP AND DIGEST IN THERE?!"

"Why did you eat him in the first place?" Saitama asked. Vaccine Girl took a few deep breaths to calm down, but waited until the other two stopped laughing before she began.

"He tried to suffocate me with his tar. He left after I stopped kicking, but I got up afterwards when I couldn't hear his footsteps. Turns out, polluted air works wonderfully for me. Plus, I got a bit in my mouth when I screamed and swallowed without thinking." she began, a smile back on her face. "Not only did I feel stronger from it, but it actually tasted pretty good."

"You like tar?" Saitama blinked.

"It may be because of what type of monster she is, Master." Genos surmized.

"Whatever the reason, the more I ate, the stronger I felt. Not a lot, but more than what I had earlier." Vaccine Girl said with a shrug before continuing. "Anyway, after eating what he covered my face with, I followed his footprints to where he was scaring some humans. We got into an arguement and he tried to kill me again. Guess where that got you?" She directed the question to her swollen gut, which groaned and swayed in response.