One Punch Man: Hero's Harem

Chapter 5: New day, New Madness!

It was the day after the House of Evolution fell, and things were relatively quiet in the abandoned district of City-Z.

Saitama was brushing his teeth, as he did every morning, wondering what he was to have for breakfast. He didn't have to worry about Vaccine Girl too much since she didn't eat much anyway, and the Subterranean Queen simply had one of her subjects bring her a meal whenever she requested. As for his newest 'neighbor', well...that would be tough.

-Beast Queen-

*Yaaaawn*

Beast Queen stretched from where she lay on the floor in her room, which she had moved into after deciding to stay. Why would she stay when she could've joined Mosquito Girl and Armored Gorilla in working for Dr. Genus in whatever he decided to do now? Simple. She was created to fight, and a fight she'd get by staying with Saitama. After all, what better opponent would she have than Saitama? Sure she had to follow his one rule of not attacking humans, but it was tolerable. Especially if she didn't have to face that fist again. That powerful, Carnage Kabuto slaughtering fist.

She shook her head furiously to dispel those images. though she couldn't surpress the chills that run up her spine.

"If I behave, he won't punch me." she said to herself. "Just have to remember that." She took a deep breath, slowly exhaled, and began her day like she would in the House of Evolution. She exited her room, climbed to the roof, and began her daily training. She did her usual strikes at nothing but air, but decided to implement a few new courses. Namely, the utterly ridiculous training regime that Saitama said he used to get as strong as he did.

'100 sit-ups. 100 push-ups. 100 squats. A 10 kilometer run. 3 square meals a deal. No heat or A/C in the Summer or Winter.' she recited in her mind. She stopped and ran a hand down her face in aggrivation. "If that's what it'd take to get that stupidly strong, then everybody'd be a freaking powerhouse. I feel stupid for actually trying this." She sighed again before resuming. "I hope I can get some food from Saitama. Can't exactly get anything from anywhere else at the moment."

"If you ask nicely, I'll have my subjects bring you something."

Beast Queen growled as she turned to see the Subterranean Queen standing on the edge of the roof near the stairwell.

"I'll pass." she denied, not wanting to feel like she owed anyone weaker than her.

"Pride won't fill your stomach." Sub Queen responded. She smirk as Beast Queen's stomach showed it's agreement by growling louder than she did. "See?"

"Shut up! I don't need your charity!" she snarled. "I can get my own food when I feel like it!"

"How? I don't think any human convience store will sell to you." Sub Queen giggled.

"Oh, and you'd do any better? Without those little pests you call subjects, you'd be begging Saitama to feed you." Beast Queen retorted.

"If it helps me not be a bother to my Master, then I'll take it." Sub Queen said. "And you should be more grateful to Saitama for letting you stay here. If he wanted to, he could've killed you right then and there!"

"Don't remind me!" she snarled as she turned away. Her stomach growled again, earning an aggrivated sigh from the lionness. "Fine. Though I hope it's not more bananas. Eating those everyday would drive me crazy."

"Don't worry. It won't be bananas. I'll be back soon." Sub Queen waved and was about to leave, but not before dropping one final word. "Oh, and don't forget to wear a shirt when you come in."

"Like you have any room to talk!" Beast Queen retorted.

-Vaccine Girl-

Vaccine Girl, dressed in a simple set of clothes she borrowed from Saitama and Genos, was glancing at her reflection in the mirror in the bathroom. Shirt. Pants. Shoes. Cap to hide her antenna and glasses. Yep. She was hidden well.