Shitnee
Minhoe
BITCH THAT WAS SO FUNN
WE SHOULD DEF DO THAT AGAIN SOMETIME
Anteater
DID U GUYS SEE THE WAY JONGHYUN AND KEY HYUNG WENT ROLLING DOWN THE ESCALATORS SKSKSGHF
Jinkles
yeah i recorded that shit
Blingjjong
NO ITS NOT FUNNY KEY FELL ON TOP OF ME
I THINK MY BACK'S BROKEN
Peebum
BITCH MY WHOLE BODY FEELS BROKEN
Minhoe
the whole thing seemed kinda gay tbh
Peebum
what-
Anteater
nah i'll tell u what isn't funny
JINKI HYUNG DIDN'T LET ME HUG MINHO HYUNG😤
Jinkles
yeah because hugging leads to kissing, kissing leads to making out, and we all know what making out leads to...
Minhoe
wink wonk😏
Peebum
never say that again
Minhoe
wink wonk😩
Peebum
😑
Anteater
oh come on it's not a big deal!
we're all close friends around here
plus minho hyung is STRAIGHT
Minhoe
but if i was gay would u date me?
Anteater
obviously
Minhoe
i'd date u too :)
Anteater
😚
Peebum
gay lol
Minhoe
shut up homophobe
Jinkles
ok but can we all talk about how nice jonghyun's sister is??
like she even gave me really nice chicken!
Blingjjong
yeah she can be nice when she wants to be
don't let her fool u tho
Anteater
yea i think she's sweet too
Peebum
ur only saying that cos she kept calling u cute
Anteater
and?? she ain't wrong🥱
Minhoe
yea she's hot as hell
like i'd definitely hit😩🔥
Jinkles
WHAT
Anteater
:O
Peebum
@Blingjjong
Minhoe
OH FUCK I FORGOT HE WAS IN THIS CHAT-
Anteater
bruh how did u forget
Blingjjong
i was summoned.
Peebum
scroll up
Blingjjong
oh
OHH
MINHO HOW DARE U??
Minhoe
JONGHYUN IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE-
Jinkles
the tea is HOT☕️
Peebum
not as hot as me💅🏻
Anteater
cringes
Blingjjong
LISTEN
IF I CATCH Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT MY SISTER LIKE THAT AGAIN THEN ISTG I'LL INVERT YOUR RIBCAGES😤‼️
Peebum
we stan a protective younger brother😔💅🏻
Minhoe
jonghyun i didn't mean it like that!
i swear i wont touch her
Blingjjong
OH SO NOW UR CALLING HER UGLY⁉️
Minhoe
WHAT NO-
Anteater
LMAOSFHG
Peebum
oh yea and roo is just so cutee omg
i just wanted to put him in my pocket and take him home
Blingjjong
U WERE LITERALLY TRYING TO RUN OUT OF HER HOUSE WHILE CARRYING HIM
Peebum
I LOVE DOGS OKK
Jinkles
yea well u already got 2 of ur own
Peebum
that still isn't enough😔
Blingjjong
i know what u mean
but we should totally go shopping together again
Jinkles
yep and next time we all have to try to be on time!
including me
Blingjjong
but i'm a procrastinator!
Jinkles
then don't procrastinate!
Peebum
and i'll try not to spend too much time posing in the mirror
Minhoe
you mean you'll try not to spend too much time peeing?
Peebum
😤
Minhoe
and i'll just hang around taemin's room while i wait for the rest of u guys
Blingjjong
YES!
Anteater
NOO!!!
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Shinee Groupchat | Shitnee
FanfictionJust a fun and chaotic group chat with shinee, aka the princes of kpop. There might be some members from other groups in some chapters too. I hope you enjoy it! :)
