30 | holy chat

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Shitnee

Jinkles
ok since yesterday was absolute CHAOS
today we have to be as good and as pure as possible
so no swearing, no dirty jokes, no talking about death etc
we're going to be as innocent as possible today

Taeminaj
isn't the chat always chaotic tho?

Jinkles
yuh exactly
that's why we all have to be good today and at least TRY to have a normal conversation

Blingjjong
but we've already proven many times that we're incapable of doing that

Jinkles
tough
ur all gonna have to try
it's about time we had some holiness in this chat

Peebum
and what happens if we break the rules?

Jinkles
then you'll be kicked out of the chat until tomorrow

Taeminaj
great
kick key and minho hyung out now then

Minhoe
NOO DON'T
I CAN BE HOLY I PROMISE

Peebum
so can i

Taeminaj
really

Peebum
yea only when i want to be

Minhoe
I CAN BE HOLY TOO
WATCH I'MA PROVE U ALL WRONG😤‼️

Blingjjong
yeah good luck with that

Peebum
i don't need luck
i'll talk about comme des
me and jjong gave him a bath today :)

Jinkles
aww that's cute

Blingjjong
yeah he smelt so sweet and fresh afterwards

Minhoe
wait
u guys gave him a bath??

Blingjjong
yes?
duh how else would he get clean

Minhoe
idk
the launderette?

Peebum
HELL NO
U WOULDN'T PUT UR DOG IN A WASHING MACHINE

Minhoe
actually i would

Taeminaj
huh

Jinkles
minho
that's kinda worrying tbh

Minhoe
what it's true!
comme des is a toy dog so ofc he's going to be washed in a washing machine

Peebum
wow
ur incredibly stupid
COMME DES IS NOT A TOY DOG MINHO HE'S A REAL LIVING ANIMAL
GOD IF ZOMBIES TRIED EATING UR BRAIN THEY'D STARVE

Taeminaj
LMAOSFGH

Yerim
hey what's up

Blingjjong
oh hey yeri :)
we're all being pure today and if we break the rules then we get kicked out the chat until tomorrow

Yerim
shit really?
wait
FUCK NO

Taeminaj
YERI SERIOUSLY

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