43 | taempon slander

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Shitnee

Joyful
OHH MA GAADD

Jinkles
what's up

Joyful
a really hot guy walked past me
omg

Minhoe
yeah i think it was me

Joyful
no it wasn't u u ugly wrinkly toad
and he SMILED at me!
ughh i'm gonna have a heart attack😩

Peebum
now that, my fellow homos, is what u call a panicked hetero
which is NOTHING compared to the panicked gays

Blingjjong
real
wait joy what did the guy look like??

Peebum
yeah don't leave us in suspense
give us all the deetss

Taeminaj
knowing joy it was probably just some really disgusting ass guy

Peebum
that's why she used to have a crush on ur disgusting ass😝‼️

Blingjjong
HAHADGJK

Taeminaj
stfu hyung
ur such a pick me

Blingjjong
lmao how??💀

Taeminaj
cos whenever key hyung does anything u always laugh and act all desperate
it's actually embarrassing

Blingjjong
um yeah cos he's the love of my life who always makes me laugh??
ur twinky ass is just jealous cos jongin never laughs or acts like that with u
and now he's probably found some hot guy who probably will make him feel wayy better than u do🥱‼️

Joyful
shots fired

Minhoe
ur fired

Peebum
ur washed up

Jinkles
ur retired

Peebum
yuhh i am loving the taemin slander😋🤚

Joyful
me too tbh
anywayss the guy had dirty blonde hair

Minhoe
oohh

Taeminaj
how interesting

Peebum
since when did we allow u to speak🤨⁉️

Taeminaj
when i fucc yo mama

Peebum
good luck with that gay dumbass

Joyful
aight can u disrespectful gremlins let me finish doing what i need to do??

Blingjjong
I THINK I'M A LESBIAN
oh
oops...

Minhoe
LMAO WHAT-

Peebum
jjong u dumb bitch

Blingjjong
NO HEAR ME OUT
COS I'M ATTRACTED TO KEY WHEN I SEE HIM WITH THAT OLD LESBIAN HAIRCUT
and dare i say that's one of my fave looks on him-

Joyful
i-

Jinkles
my brain is not braining

Taeminaj
hyung wtf r u yappin about

Peebum
oh jjong don't remind me that was a very traumatic time for me
and no ur not a lesbian cos ur a guy and so am i
whether i have that haircut or not it doesn't matter

Blingjjong
yes i am🤦🏽‍♀️

Peebum
aight kim donghyun wtf have i told u about using male emojis not the female ones😤⁉️

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