Hetalia crack

Dont go on norway's phone or youll regret it...

Norway: *scrolling through phone looking at England fan art and looking at old Instagram @true_norway and clenches heart in feels* oh how I miss them so...... I just wish I could tell them that I have a wattpad.....

Iceland: hey Norge, do you have the licorice?

Norway:* crying on couch with licorice stuffed in mouth *

Iceland:.... What the actual fudge.....

Denmark: OHMAHGOD NURGE IS CRYING!!!!! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD !!! *runs and breaks front door down*

Iceland: idiot.....

Sweden: *sees Norway's phone on the floor that he dropped in the middle of his gross sobbing* hm..... *picks it up and goes through it*

Norway: *sits up with black eyes and punches Sweden in the face * DONT TOUCH MY PHONE BESH!!!! *hisses in the corner of the room*

Iceland: *stares terrified *

Finland: hey guys I-*looks at Norway and goes back up stairs * nopenopenopenope...

Romania: Norway!!!! Japan updated the engnor web- ... Holy shi- what happens to him?

Iceland : *points to the knocked out Sweden on the floor * he went through his fanfiction.....

Romania: that's a death wish man

Ice: I think he is dead..... MORE LAND FOR US!!! *walks away *

Norway: *sobbing with licorice stuffed in his mouth reading the "come back Norway we love you comments"*

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Ok, sorry how this one wasn't that funny , I've been kinda down so I haven't thought of anything yet , if you could give me ideas that would be great! I love you guys and...... Well have a nice day

Thanks for reading <3