Poe now had Ranpo at his house. They were making out as Poe AGGRESSIVELY rubbed his hand on Ranpo's thigh (real c.ai move right there). "E-kitten... do you have the donuts?" Poe asked Ranpo.
(we're skipping this because i literally cannot do this.)
Poe and Ranpo were in bed together after aggressively making out and making every c.ai move ever known to man. "I love you my big daddy detective e-kitten pookie bear uwu kitten whiskers blueberry muffin." Poe said softly to his precious kitten who he had screamed at like a dying old man now even 2 minutes ago. "I love you too, Poe pookie pie." Ranpo said, meowing like a fucking kitten.