Poe was walking around a mall with Ranpo. Ranpo was whining and complaining and saying shit about how he's the smartest detective when Poe turned around and screamed like an old man having a heart attack. "RANPO STOP! I DONT WANNA HEAR IT RATATOUILLE!!" Poe glared at Ranpo, his ORBS full of rage. Ranpo stared at him in disbelief and then burst into tears like the weak little e-kitten he is. Poe realized what he had down and his eyes widened, his heart broke and he was about to have a seizure. "No! No!! E-kitten, i-im so sorry... what have I done... I've made my pookie wookie babygirl e-kitten femboy alpha kitten cry... I'll buy you powdered donuts to apologize, please forgive me, kitten whiskers!!" Poe cried, practically begging for his kittens forgiveness. Ranpo wiped his tears away, looking at Poe. "I forgive you, u-uwu! I'm sorry.... I-I sometimes say uwu when I'm nervous." Ranpo said shyly, looking away. Poe stared blankly at Ranpo before his eyebrow raised slightly. "You're- you're nervous? Kitten whiskers, would you like me to help with that?" Poe's tone changed into a deep, seductive voice while biting his lip like the fucking ugliest man known on the face of the earth.
