𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝-ʷᵒⁿᵏᵃ ˣ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ

a plan sweeter than candy

first, noodle got all dressed in elaborate "poor" people attire. she would use this outfit to fool the priest, allowing her to slip some acacia mints into his pocket. after her successful triumph of sliding the candies into the pocket, she clenched her fist with glee. she then ran away to find you, willy, and the crew. as she did, two of the members of the group drove a truck, but little did anyone know, the truck held Abigail the giraffe in it! they quickly backed it to the entrance of the cathedral, setting her loose. she immediately picked up on the strong, minty scent of the acacia mints, running toward the luring candies. the preacher noticed, and began to scream and run around. he finally located the telephone to call the cellular receptionists as abigail ran around ferally. he fumbled the dial buttons as he finally successfully got the number in.
"hello?" lottie answered, a mischievous grin on her face.
"hello! please quickly send me to the zoo!" he yelled, trying to dodge the giraffe's long neck as she swung it toward his pocket.
"yes sir!" lottie said. but, she didn't send him to the zoo. she forwarded him to the telephone booth where larry, willy, abacus, and piper were. larry answered the phone, mimicking a zoo employee. 
as willy, abacus, and piper made obnoxious animal sounds to further convince the priest, larry answered about losing a giraffe.
the priest ran away from the phone, but abigail had somehow managed to wedge her mouth into his pocket and yank the mints out, taking away her desire of chasing him. as this all went on, each member of the chocolate cartel sat in traffic due to the crowd of flamingoes eating spilled shrimp on the streets. mr. slugworth angrily tapped his foot.
"call fickelgruber." he ordered the driver.
"yes sir." he said as the telephone rung. as he called him, you picked up.
"hey, mr. slugworth. my father isn't available right now. i'm so sorry." you lied.
he sighed, hanging up. you smiled as you hung up and ran to the cathedral, where willy said to meet . as you arrived, you were panting as you met with the group.
"did you distract them?" willy asked.
you nodded.
"i think so!"
you, willy, and noodle ran inside to get to the vault. willy tested the elevator as he held your hand on the way down. noodle leaned against the wall.
"serious question. are you guys... a thing?" noodle asked.
you looked at willy. are you? you didn't know. you 100% wanted to be, but didn't know if willy loved you like you love him.
"actually we-" you started.
"we're dating." willy smiled, looking at you for approval. your eyes lit up and you leaned onto his shoulder, nodding.
noodle nodded slowly.
"you guys are cute, now let's focus."
noodle said. she slid the singular box of chocolate to the guard of the vault and she lifted it up. she ate it and just like the zookeeper, went through many phases of emotions, leading to slumber.
"yes!" noodle cheered, skipping out of the elevator. you and willy ran out into the vault, revealing the giant capsule of liquid chocolate, books everywhere, and more trinkets that could definitely be crime related. you three all looked around. you'd never been down in the vault despite your dad being fickelgruber. noodle was angered as you all searched for what felt like hours.
"where is this stupid book?! it's all chocolate!" she yelled, throwing a box of chocolate at the wall. to her surprise, it revealed the book!
"yes, willy let's go!" yoy snatched the book up, then gave willy a peck on his lips. he smiled, mesmerized by you, but followed behind. as you went to open the vault back up, you were greeted with the three chocolatiers once more.
"ah, y/n. i should've known you and willy would've been behind this." mr. slugworth smiled.
you, willy, and noodle exchanged terrified looks.
"felix, turn the chocolate mixer on."