The Harbinger of Chaos | HP x MCU

3-Black Widow-4

[Pigs are snorting as Melina watches them and direct the pigs where to go.]

"Why are you there?" asked Emerald.

"I'm not able to do field missions anymore, I few years ago I got injured causing my left leg not to work right, Dreykov decided that because I'm good at science" said Melina.

Melina Vostokoff: Slight right. Straight on. Right. Slight right. Oh, very good, my darling.

[a pig snorts, the pig is named Alexei.]

"It's Alexei" called out Yelena getting confused looks from everyone.

Melina Vostokoff: Yes, very good, my darling.

[Melina's tablet beeps meaning someone is close by. She starts telling the pigs where to go.]

Melina Vostokoff: Back home where it's safe. Come on. Go on.

[Melina grabs a gun and looks through the scope, she sees, Emerald, Natasha, Alexei and Yelena, Melina sighs and lets her gun down.]

Alexei Shastakov: Honey, we're home. Come on girls

[The group walks into Melina's house.]

Melina Vostokoff: Welcome to my humble abode. Make yourselves at home, lets have a drink.

Natasha Romanoff: No funny business.

Melina Vostokoff: I'm putting away my weapon.

[Emerald and Yelena sigh and sit down at the table drinking a shot of vodka (Yelena).]

Natasha Romanoff: Any boobytraps around here that we should know about?

Melina Vostokoff: I didn't raise my girls to fall into traps.

Natasha Romanoff: You didn't raise us, you didn't raise us at all.

"That's true" Alex muttered softly.

Melina Vostokoff: Oh, maybe so but if you got soft it wasn't on my watch.

[The scene changes to Alexei trying to put on his Red Guardian costume, the ladies are sitting looking bored when Melina suggests a drink.]

People snort at that scene.

Melina Vostokoff: Lets drink.

[Melina pours shots into everyone glasses except Emerald's.]

[Alexei walks out in the Red Guardian suit. Emerald spits out her water in shock.]

Emerald Barton: What is that suit? It's more ridiculous than Capsical suit and his is stupid.

People laugh at Emerald's reaction.

[Melina wolf whistles, Yelena rolled her eyes and a drank her shot.]

Yelena Belova: Oh my God.

Melina Vostokoff: I never washed it not once. Come and drink.

People look disgusted.

[Emerald looks disgusted.]

Alexei Shastakov: (Singing) Rise, you workers of salvation. [Scatting.] Family back together again. Mmm. With some additions.

Melina Vostokoff: Seeing as the family constructs only lasted three years each and were just calculated ruses, I don't think we can use that term anymore can we?

Natasha Romanoff: Agreed...Okay, so here's what's going to happen.

Alexei Shastakov: Okay. A reunion then, huh? And, uh... I want to say something right off the bat. You haven't aged a day, huh? You're just as beautiful and as supple as the day they staged our marriage.