I know I said you won't hear read anything that you've heard before in this book, but you may have heard this joke in my other book. I don't want district thirteen getting their pic axes ready for a rebellion screaming: "You lair! That was totally not factual!" I hope that situation is just fictional. *wink wink*
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HOW NORMAL KIDS GET IN TROUBLE:
Kid: *watches for tv 5 hrs strait*
Mom: "Stop watching tv!
Why can't you be like other kids who reads once in their lives?!?!?!?"
Kid: "Your not gonna stop me."
Mom: *turns tv off*
Kid: *almost faints*
Mom: *puts book on the shelf thinking the kid's too small to reach it when they are not and leaves*
Kid: "Does she think I'm three
or something?"
Kid: *takes remote & starts watching*
Kid: five minutes later... *Cries*
"It's Over?! Why, WHY!?"
Mom: *comes in*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW BIBLIOPHILES GET IN TROUBLE:
Bibliophile: *reading 5 hrs strait*
Mom: "Stop reading! Why can't u be a normal kid and watch TV?"
Bibliophile: "Your not gonna stop me."
Mom: *grabs book*
Bibliophile: *almost faints*
Mom: *puts book on a shelf thinking
I'd be too short to reach it and leaves*
Bibliophile: "Does she think I'm three, or something?"
Bibliophile: *takes book and petting it, "I'm so sorry!"
Bibliophile: *reads 5 minutes and finishes it*
Bibliophile: *cries* "Why does it have to end?!"
Mom: *comes in*
Mom: "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
YOU ARE READING
Fandom Jokes
FanfictionSo I made some jokes (which I did not steal) Each chapter has one (possibly corny, in a funny way) joke with a picture along with it that I am to make. If I have spelling errors, just put it in the comments, and I'll change it. Sometimes I might add...
