Belletrix is a Toad (Rant-ish)

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I think Professor Umb*tch, i mean Umbridge, is so evil, she is like a fluffy pink version of Belletrix Lestrange.
You know what that means, kids?Belletrix Lestrange is a toad.
I can totally imagine that, because it's plain true. Like Candor true.

I solemnly swear when I was typing "true" I accidentally wrote Rue. I'm so done.

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