I hope this isn't too corny
I'm guessing the only way to fight in abnegation was either to (person 1+2 are from abnegation:) [ooh smiley face]
Person1: *washes dishes*
Person2: Do you need help with that?
Person1: Oh no thank you. Why not you just sit down and relax?
Person2: No, you relax and I wash the dishes.
Person1: No! You don't need to.
Person2: I'm busy trying to be helpful.
Person1: I'm busy trying to be selfless!
Person2: *breaks plate*
Person1: Oh no you did not.
OR if someone drops something:
*erudite girl drops her pen*
Person 1+2: *reaches down to get it*
*bump foreheads*
Person1: I was going to get that.
Person2: Actually, I was.
Person1: Let me have the pen!
Erudite girl: Um, can I have MY pen?
Person 2: Just on second. I'll give it to you like a nice selfless person.
Person1: No I will. I took my time away from my family to do this. I'm much more selfless.
Person2: I'm more selfless. Mother will be so proud.
Person1: I had it first.
Erudite girl: I had it fist, because it's mine! Can I please just have my pen? Your both selfless enough alright? So just give me the pen. I have so much fun research to do!
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