When I woke up this morning, valentino was gone, but he did the most romantic thing I could have ever wanted. He left me a note! it said something along the lines of
'we are going to dinner at 7 pm, be dressed, my love.'
AHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
. When I first saw it, I thought I was dreaming, but no.
The valentino Rafaello is taking me on a date.
I also kind of regret saying Nat-Nalexei fucked better than him, because lets talk truths, he didn't.
Anyways, right now its like 1pm because I slept late, and spent a couple of hours reading, I like to read like young romance but right now im reading The Girl In The Ice, and why does my detective sound a little bit hot?
I yawned before getting up, well, I was about to, until I saw a big fucking spider standing right beside my slipper uggs.
"LAUREL!!!!!" I screamed, and before I knew it, he came busting into my room with his gun aimed , relief showered over him, before he noticed the spider, but instead of shooting it, he ran onto the bed too, being as scared as I am.
"Im not fucking killing that! Look at the size of it!" he yelped.
"Laurel! Just shoot it!" I say, shaking him with fear. He swallowed before closing his eyes and shooting, but he missed!
He peeked open his eyes to check, only to see a bullet hole in the wall. the hairy maclary is literally on the floor.
The spider scuttles further towards us, making me scream once again, Laurel seems to do the same.
"Oh shit." He muttered, but then, Valentino came rushing through the door, also aiming his gun, but he wasnt scared unlike lorenzo (laurel)
"What the fuck is happening here! Lorenzo get the fuck down!" He shouts, clearly confused onto why I just shouted laurel, and he heard a gunshot.
"I can't, Valentino! Theres a spider!" Laurel shouts, fear shooken in his voice. His terrified face shooting between Valentino and the monster laid on my floor.
Valentino shoots a confused look to him, before giving a condescending look to me.
"Valentino kill the spider!" I squeal, hiding against Laurel, but he's just as scared as me.
Valentino walks towards the spider and stamps on it, before kicking it out the balcony.
Laurel runs out the room, returning back to his job, before valentino sits on the bed beside me, pecking my lips.I guess kissing me is the norm now.
"It was just a spider, its much more scared of you" he scoffed, holding back his laughter at mine and Laurel's fear.
I gasp at his audacity.
"It was going to bite me! how can you say it was scared of me?" I widen my eyes with shock."Alright.. Alright.. are you going to be dressed by 7?" he asked,
I smile at his rememberance of the date, surely it means something to him, or else he wouldn't have asked.
"Of course," I can't help but create a smile plastered along my cheeks, I hope it goes well.
"No need to call me if you see a spider, I'll probably know the moment you scream like a fucking banshee. You scared me, you know?"
I snicker at his comparing of me and a banshee. He isn't too far off the truth.
"Yeah,yeah, okay. You're acting supercilious now." I smile.
He furrows his brows at me,
What did I say wrong?
"What the fuck does supercilious mean." His italian accent comes out.
"I thought you were like highly educated."
"Yes, I am. But im not Jane Austen."
"Me neither, but I know the formal word for bigshot."
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