Total Drama Miraculous Island (Miraculous Ladybug & Total Drama Crossover)

Chapter 3-Dodge or Brawl (DodgeBrawl)

It was just another ordinary day like any other in Camp Wawanawkwa.

All of the campers are in the main lodge, enjoying their breakfast. However, there was a slight difference between the two sides of the campers. The Screaming Gophers are just smiling and laughing. Meanwhile, the Killer Bass are sleeping instead of eating the questionable breakfast.

"Duncan." Duncan looks up to see Chris walking to their table. "You look like death, dude," he said. "Stick it," Duncan said before heading back to sleep. "Harold snored all night," Courtney explained. Chris laughed, "Wow, four nights with no sleep. How much are you hurting, dude?" "Wanna find out?" Duncan asked, causing his team to duck and cover to avoid what would happen. "No, no. It's cool. It's cool." Chris says, raising his hands with a smile. Just then, Harold walks in with a markered-mustache on his face, not aware of the Screaming Gophers and Chris starting to snicker. When he sat down, he noticed his team looking at him oddly and then laughing. "Okay, what?" asked Harold. "Someone messed with your face, dude," said Geoff. Harold grabbed a spoon, seeing what they were laughing about. "Hey, sweet stache," he said. Then, Chris gets their attention. "Hey, everyone, it's the champion trio!" The Screaming Gophers cheer as Lucy, Amanda, and Marinette walk in, looking more tired than they were four days ago. When they both sat down, Marinette crossed her arms on the table, resting her head and closing her eyes, Lucy resting her head on her hands, and Amanda just plops her head on the table and starts snoring.

CONFESSIONAL: MARY-LOUKRITIA CORLEONE

"I say, even for the first time in the past two years at the ages of five and six, I stood up, not only just nights but days as well." Lucy sighs, smiling. "I wish my friends were there to see it. But I still did not think I would stay up for that long."

CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY

"We are so stinking right now! Okay, yes, Eva was a psycho, but at least she wasn't athletic psycho.

As the two were resting, Heather started talking aloud to the Killer Bass, getting their attention, saying, "Hey, fish-heads, way to kick out your strongest player. Why don't you just give up now?" Heather then moved over, making Courtney miss her, and threw the questionable food at Lucy's face. "Missed me," Heather said, causing Courtney to glare at her. Lucy then raises her hand to Courtney, telling her tiredly, "Oh, I wouldn't worry. I had worse things thrown at me." she then finishes her sentence, yawning, "Such as...a chained....kunai." Lucy's head then plops down on the table and falls asleep, snoring loudly along with Amanda, not even aware of the campers, sans a sleeping Marinette and a sleeping Amanda, looking at her with shocked and disbelieving looks on their faces.

CONFESSIONAL: GWEN

"Did...did Lucy just say what I think she said?

CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY

"A chained kunai was thrown at her?!

CONFESSIONAL: HAROLD

"Lucky. I wish a chained kunai was thrown at my face."

CONFESSIONAL: MARY-LOUKRITIA CORLEONE

"I know what I said. And sadly, yes. It's true. But there is one thing I believe all must understand, it was not from real life. It was from a dream I once had back when I was in my home in London. That dream I had was me somewhere in the mid and or late 90s. In the second week of freshman year in an old 90s high school. Most of my schoolmates from the high school in my dreams, who were rivals to each other. They were labeled what the school in my dreams calls them 'The Sides'." Lucy says, air quoting the words The Sides. "They were all fighting about something that I do not know what, but in all honesty, I believe it is for the best that I do not want to know what nor why they all were even fighting about in the beginning. Anyway, at that time they were arguing, it suddenly started both a fight and a food fight at the same time. One of them then threw their chained kunai at one of their rivals, but it missed, and instead, aimed at me. But not directly aiming at my face, the chained kunai only missed me by an inch, and instead slapped my face." Lucy rubs the left side of her face, remembering what happened in her dream. "It smarted as if it was real, and it got me so mad, it caused me to snap and make a scene in front of everyone, angrily screaming and scolding them to end the barmy madness and tell them that someone could've been hurt or injured or worse. When I finished giving that harsh scolding and lecture, I left the cafeteria and ended up having the rest of my lunch break at the school's library. When lunch was over, and we were heading to our next class, I was at my locker getting what I needed and saw the same chained kunai in there with a note saying they were sorry for throwing it at me. As much as I accepted the apology and appreciated the peace offering gift, my blood was still boiling at the wanks with their lame rivalry and the one wank who threw it while they were fighting." Just then, Lucy started to yawn the last seven words, "Even...if it was...from...my dreams," Then, she fell face first, pushing the outhouse-confessional door open while she was asleep again.