A few weeks past and both of our main characters were fine an doing their business like any other normal day.But then Karkat started acting up.Something was different
Karkat was on his computer on Pesterchum talking to Dave.
TurntechGodhead began pestering CarcinoGenetics
TG:Hey kitkat
CG:WHAT IN THE BULGE SUCKING FUCK DO YOU WANT STRIDER!AND STOP CALLING ME THAT ITS ANNOYING AND MAKEING ME HUNGRY
TG:Woah dude sorry hey talking about hungry do ya wanna go eat something there's this new restaurant that's really cheap.
CG:WAIT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DATE!?
TG:what no... well I don't know,if you wanted to be then I guess that'll alright.
CG:OH NO ITS OK SORRY FOR ASKING JUST FORGET WHAT I FUCKING SAID!
TG:dude calm your tits...wait do you guys even have tits?
CG:JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT STRIDER.IM HUNGRY AS FUCK.
TG:Oh ya do ya wanna eat there or not.
CG:SURE WHATEVER.
TG:Ok then meet me at my house then we can walk together like a date hehe.
CG:OH SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER AND WHAT DID I JUST FUKING SAY YOU DUMB ASS.
TG:hehe love you too.
TurntechGodhead ceased pestering CarcinoGenetics
(Time skip to Dave's house)
Karkat then started to feel really hungry but he remembered he ate alot to day in the morning
(Flash back in the morning )
Karkat:MAN IM SO HUNGRY WHAT SHOULD I EAT.HMM I THINK I HAVE CEREAL LET ME GO CHECK.(Karkat went and checked).OH YA WE DO.(He then ate his cereal ).WOW IM FULL.(10 minutes later).IM HUNGRY AGAIN WOW MUST OF NOT EATEN ENOUGH.
HMM TWINKIES I GUESS THAT WOULD DO.OOH THERES ALSO SOME PIZZA FROM TWO DAYS AGO THAT I CAN HEAT UP.(Suddenly he started grabbing random food that seemed delicious to him).WAIT A SECOND WHY AM I EVEN EATING ALL OF THIS RANDOM FOOD HMM STRANGE,OH WELL FUCK IT IM GONNA EAT IT ALL.
(End of flash back )
Karkat:WELL THAT SURE WAS STRANGE I WONDER WHAT MIGHT BE WRONG WITH ME PROBABLY NOTHING IMPORTANT *shrug*.
Karkat then knocked on Dave's door and ringing his bell.
Dave opened up Karkat blushed and looked away for some reason.
Dave:Oh hey kitkat
Karkat:JEGUS DAVE PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT ON AND WHY DONT YOU HAVE YOUR SHIRT ON RIGHT NOW WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THAT RESTAURANT.
Dave:Oh ya I forgot.Come in.
Karkat:UMM OK?
Dave:Wait here.
Karkat:UGG OK.
While Dave was puting on a shirt he saw the fridge slightly open.He still felt kind of hungry so he decided to get some snacks.
Karkat:HMM APPLE JUICE AND DORITOS I GUESS THAT'LL HAVE TO DO.
Karkat kinda ate all the snacks in the fridge but then started to get worried and confused.He thought to himself(WHY HAVE I DONE THIS PROBABLY JUST A DISGUSTING THING CALLED PUBERTY EWW).
