I have updated are you guys happy are you glad JEGUS sorry I barely went to school on August happy? (BTW sarcasm).Ha anyways your welcome.
Dave:John!?
John:Oh um this seems like a bad time I'm sorry I should come back another time.
Dave put Karkat down.
Karkat: ...
Dave:Wait why are you here did you need something?
John:Oh it was nothing important but I just thought you were free so we can hang out together because it's been a while I've seen you since that party.ha
John was tearing up just a little.
John:I was also going to Invite Karkat.
Karkat:REALLY?
John:Well of course.
Dave:Oh uh umm...
Karkat:AHH SHIT (huff)
(Karkat was breathing heavily)
John:what's wrong with Karkat.
Dave:Oh no I'll explain later but first we need to quickly go with Rose.Can you help me carry him.
John:Oh um ok sure.
Karkat:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK THIS SHIT!
Dave: shut up and and let us fucking carry you
Karkat:NO, I CAN WALK ON MY OWN
(Karkat tried walking but carefully fell to his knees)
John:I think you do
Karkat:NO, FUCK OFF
Dave: Karbaby, let u-
Karkat: THATS NOT MY NAME, ASSFUCKER
DAVE: that's a new one (Dave mumbled)
John:I'm gonna have to use that at some point...
Karkat sighed in pain.
Dave and John carry Karkat.
They try to quickly go to Rose's house.
John tried carrying Karkat with his windy powers.
(Sorry no time for wind boners...yet).
TIME SKIP ;) (GET IT)
Dave:ROSE!
John: ROSE!
Karkat:FUCK!
Kanaya:Oh dear are you guys looking for Rose.
Dave:Yes this is important!Karkat needs help he's in pain!
Karkat:NO REALLY?
Kanaya:Oh no Rose isn't here but she told me what to do in these situations come on follow me.
John:sure.
Dave:Ok
Karkat:IM IN FUCKING PAIN.
Dave:shoosh it'll be ok don't worry
Dave gave Karkat a little peck on his cheek.
Karkat:UGG.
Kanaya:Ok now here place Karkat on this bed thingy and umm what else?
John:Are you sure you know what your doing?
Kanaya:Of course!Now can someone bring me a warm towel please!