Showers!?Babies!?

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After the what yesterday occurred with Jade and the mysterious bag Karkat got a call from John.

Karkat:HELLO?

John:Oh hi Karkat um I was wondering if you'd like to come by my place today?

Karkat:WHY?

John:Just come Dave's here!

John:He's waiting for you so you better come and get him.

Karkat:IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE EGBERT BECAUSE IM NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD!

John:No,no,no I swear ju-

Dave:Give me the fucking phone Egderp

Karkat:DAVE IS THAT YOU,WHY THE HELL ARE YOU AT EGBERT'S HOUSE?

Dave:Look I have been kidnapped by these dorks so come get me.

Karkat:THEM, ARE THERE MORE PEOPLE THERE?

Dave:Umm..no I ment "by this one and only dork".

Karkat:SO I HAVE TO GET UP AND GET YOU AND WALK ALL THE WAY TO HIS FUCKING HOUSE AND WALK BACK TO YOUR PLACE AND LEAVE YOU THERE AND THEN WALK BACK TO MY PLACE OH AND WALK UP THE FUCKING STAIRS DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING SUFFER DAVE HUH?IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

Dave:No!just come pick me up and maybe you can come and rescue me.

Karkat:WOW YOUR SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT FINE I'LL COME AND GET YOU BYE

Dave:WAIT put on something special please.

Karkat:NO

(Karkat hung up)

Karkat:UGG STRIDER WHAT KINDA OF MESS DID YOU GET INTO?

Karkat started walking downstairs drank a glass of Apple juice,put on his jacket,put on his shoes,and started walking out the door.He started walking about half a block when suddenly he heard.

HEY BEEP BEEP MEOW!

It was Jade,Rose,and Kanaya in a nice white car.

Jade:HEY hehe

Karkat:HUH!?

Rose:Hi Karkat care for a ride.

Karkat:UM SURE.

Jade:Were do you wanna go?

Karkat:UGG CAN YOU TAKE ME TO JOHN'S HOUSE DAVE NEED SOME "RESCUING" OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.

Kanaya:We were just going there too how splendid.

Rose got out of the front seat with Jade and went to the back.

Rose:Since you have a special condition you can sit in the front with Jade and I'll sit here with Kanaya.

Karkat:THATS NICE OF YOU THANKS.

Jade: DO you guys have a seat belt on?

Click,click,CLICK.

Yes,yes,YES.

Jade:Ok then here we go.

(Jade was the one driving)

Karkat:SO UM JADE.

Jade:Yes?

Karkat:ABOUT THE OTHER DAY WHY DID YOU COME WITH A BAG?

Jade:It was a mistake okay I didn't mean to bring it to you because of my stupid brother.

Karkat:WHAT WAS IN THE BAG?

Jade:I was gonna show you guys but there was a change of plans. The bag is in John's house that's why I'm going there but I think there using everything inside of the bag to create- uh...um I said to much nevermind.

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