The next week
Karkat woke up.He checked the date it was next week.He then remembered he had to go to Kanaya's place and then go to Rose's house.
Karkat then heard a knock on the door.
He got up and opened it.
It was Dave!
Karkat:HEY DAVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Dave:Well im here because of yesterday and I was wondering if I can just vist and talk.
Karkat:WELL UM DAVE IM GOING TO KANAYAS AND THEN TO ROSE'S HOUSE TO...
Dave:Wait why are you going to roses house.
Karkat:WELL I HAVE BEEN HAVING SOME SYMPTOMS LIKE CRAMPS,CRAVINGS,THROW UP,AND OTHER THINGS SO IM GOING TO HER HOUSE AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME.
Dave:Oh well do you.... want me to go with you I might be helpful?
Karkat:SURE I GUESS BUT I NEED TO GET DRESSED FIRST.
Dave:Oh um sure can I come in.
Karkat:UH YA SURE JUST WAIT HERE.
Dave:Ok then.
As Karkat went to go change Dave went to go get some snacks from his fridge.But there was nothing so he went to go ask Karkat.
Dave opened the door.
Dave:Hey kitkat got any sna...
Karkat was still not done changing the only thing he was in was his boxers.
Karkat:HUH...
They had an awkward long stare at each other.
Dave and Karkat both blushed and accidentally looked up and down at him checking him out.
Karkat:STTRIDER GET THE FUCK OUT NOW YOU FUCKASS!
Karkat was covering himself so he wouldn't look.
Dave: Omg I'm so fucking sorry dude.
He then closed the door.He started to burn up, his face was red he couldn't get Karkats hot body taken out of his head.
Yes folks Dave Strider did get a boner. (The tables have turned)
Dave:FUCK Kitkat gave me the BEST boner ever.
Luckily when Karkat came out he didn't have it anymore.
Dave:Hey dude sorry I didn't know I jus...
Karkat: DONT WORRY STRIDER ITS NOT LIKE I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA CHANGE.DONT WORRY ITS FINE ANWAYS LETS JUST GO BEFORE WE MAKE MORE THINGS AWKWARD ALRIGHT FUCK ASS.
Dave:Um ya sure l..let's go.
They then went off to Kanaya's house.
Karkat:HEY KANAYA ARE YOU IN HERE WE NEED TO GO TO ROSE'S HOUSE.OH AND DAVE'S HERE.
Kanaya:Oh well hello Dave.Dont worry I'm ready I just needed to get my lipstick.Cant go without it hehe.Come on let's go I have money for the bus.
Karkat:OH THANKS KANAYA BUT WE CAN JUST WALK
Dave:Ya thanks but Kitkat is right we can just walk.
Kanaya:Im so sorry but I told Rose your symptoms and she said it's best to go on a bus.
Karkat:WELL OK THEN.
They then went on a bus and reached Rose's house.
They knocked on the door.The door opened.
Rose: Oh hello it seems like you three have an appointment it seems.Well won't you please come in.
They went inside everything looked different like a real doctors office.
Dave:Woah shit rose what the fuck did you do to your house.
Rose:Well I always do this when some one needs medical help or anything like that.
Karkat:UM KANAYA I DONT SUPPOSE YOU NOW ABOUT THIS.
Kanaya:Well of course Karkat I know what Rose is up to all the time hehehe.
Dave:Oh well shit.
Rose:Well Karkat please lay down and relax.
Karkat:UM ROSE I DONT NEED TO GO TO THEREPY.
Rose:Oh I know Karkat just please lay down and tell me what's going on.
He started explaining that he has been having pain in his stomach resently,throw up,and he hadn't had his wierd troll period.
Rose:Oh I see,well it seems there is something rare with you that probably never happened to a troll ever.
Everybody seemed concerned.
Dave:What is it rose!
Kanaya:Yes Rose what is it that is wrong with Karkat.
Karkat:UM ROSE AM I GONNA DIE!?
Rose:Of course not Karkat well I don't really know.
Karkat: OMG
Rose:But I will need someone to go get me something.
Dave:What is it whatever it is I'll get it but what's wrong with my Kitkat.
Karkat:"MY".
Rose:You will know when I tell you ok.
Rose then whispered what she needed in Dave's ear.He then nodded and ran out the door.
Karkat and Kanaya:SO WHAT IS IT!
They both said at the same time.
Rose:OK A...
Suddenly Dave came back with something in his hand.
It was a Pregnancy test.
Rose:Now Karkat please go to the bathroom and try it out then tell me if it is POSITIVE or NEGATIVE alright now go.
Karkat:BUT LALONDE ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
Rose:Dave do you know how females use it.
Dave:Uh ya kinda of.
Rose:Well good go help Karkat use it.
Dave:BUT rose are you crazy. (Dave blushed a little)
Karkat: DAVES RIGHT ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!
Rose:Well then,how about Kanaya helps you with this situation.
Kanaya:R..Rose
Karkat:YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL TAKE STRIDER INSTEAD.
Dave:(hell fucking yes he said in his head)
Karkat:BUT PROMISE ME YOU WONT LOOK OK.
Dave:Sure.
So they went to the bathroom Dave showed him what to do then. Dave waited outside of the bathroom.Karkat then came out.
Dave:so...
Karkat:WELL I DONT KNOW WICH ONE IS RIGHT AND WICH ONE IS WRONG I'LL GO TELLS ROSE.
They then went were Rose was they saw Kanaya and Rose talking together.
She then looked at them.
Rose:So...
Karkat:SO WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN ITS...
POSITIVE?
