Rose:Oh my well um...
Kanaya:W...WHAT!Dave Strider you probably did this to my poor friend Karkat I am so angry I can just I can....
Wait I brought my lipstick.I could probably just cut you in half.Heheh now can't I.
By this point Kanaya had gone insane and was almost about to kill Dave but...
Rose then went to Kanaya and whispered softly in her ear.
Rose: Don't worry Kanaya it will be fine just relax.There is no need for violence right now so please control yourself.
Kanaya started blushing and felt tired she then went to go lay down and started to relax.
Dave:Woah.
Rose:Just a technique I learned from a hypnosis book.She is muched relax now so she won't kill you alright.
Karkat:SO IM GUESSING THATS A BAD THING RIGHT?
Rose:Well it depends do you want to have a baby or urr...a grub.Well it depends on who the father is and...
Karkat:WAIT SO DOES THAT MEAN IM PREGNANT!
Dave:Yes.
Kanaya:No.
Rose:Maybe.
They looked at Rose confused.
Karkat:WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MAYBE".
Rose:Well the pregnancy test is mostly used on human females and the predicament is always right how ever.The pregnancy test had never been used by trolls so this might mean that he is or isnt.
Karkat:OH I SEE NOW BUT IF IAM REALLY PREGNANT THAN WHO WOULD THE FATHER BE?
Rose:A very good question Karkat.But here's the thing we need to see if you actually are pregnant.If you are then we wait until the babie's out and then we can make a DNA test.
Karkat:ROSE I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION IF I DO HAVE A GRUB I WOULD'T SEE IT BECAUSE THATS HOW TROLLS WORK SO...?
Rose:Yes but you would remember a bucket with you and where is it now hmmm.
Kanaya:Rose you know Karkat is very sensitive by um...
Dave:buckets?
Kanaya:Yes.
Karkat froze and almost had a mental breakdown until Rose tapped him on his shoulder.
Rose:So yes I do belive a human has done it.
Everybody said,"A HUMAN".
Rose:Oh but not just any human.It had to be a MALE.
Karkat and Dave looked at each other as if they did something.
Kanaya:Why specifically a male Rose?
Rose:Well if Karkat had stomach problems wich all indicate "pregnancy".Then that would mean he has been impregnated.And who impregnates...yup Males.
Kanaya:Oh my.
Dave:Uhhh.
Karkat:THERE ARE ALL FUCKING LIES HEHEH YUP JUST LIES.
Rose:Well Karkat I do have something that knows if you are or not.
Karkat:OH OK EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A FUCKING LIE HEHEH R..RIGHT.
Rose:We'll see heheh.
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