Mha x Dazai reader

1-A

To end her day she smoked and drank some more booze, did the necessities and went to bed, starring at the ceiling waiting for the next day.... Yaaaayyy!.... Ye fun..

'Well, this uniform is... something..' (name) thought to herself as she slipped on her shoes. Today was her first day in UA, yay... While most people would be excited to go to the top hero school in Japan, (name) wasn't, she really wasn't. Yes she did choose this for Oda and to spite Mori, but other than that she had no motivation to attend a school... not even mentioning a hero school. It was simply to much work, but she had to push through. For Oda.. yeah, for Odasaku.

She left her little apartment and started her journey to her new school.  She would play some music, but for safety reasons (so that the port mafia couldn't track her), she didn't own a phone anymore... she should probably think about that..

As she entered UA, she thought to herself  'this place is almost, if not, as big as the pm headquarters.. and that's a lot of money to spend on a school..' She herself would never spend so much money to build a structure to then create future heroes.. it's quite taxing stuff, she could use this money for way better things. Don't ask what.

Although UA was in fact huge, there is no way in hell she could miss the door labelled "1-A",  it was practically impossible. 'Here we go.. just like you wanted Odasaku..' She enters the room and the first thing she hears is a strict voice.
"GET YOUR FEET IF THE DESK IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO THE SCHOOL."
"WHO PUT A STICK UP YOUR ASS HUH FOUR EYES!"

... ye no, she was just going to ignore that. She went to the back of the classroom and sat down in what would hopefully be her seat for the rest of the year. She doesn't think that the teacher that has this class could care less about a seating plan, at least she hopes. Just as she thinks that she hears another voice, but this time more mature speak up, " Everyone sit down." As everyone quiets down and sits down, the  caterpillar man says, "It took you all 8 second to quiet down, the time that you wouldn't have if a villain attack happened. I'm Aizawa Shota your home room teacher. This is the hero course, you can leave if you're going to make friends instead of learning. Know take these and meet up at plaza 1." (I don't know what to call the place where the did the quirk assessment so ye.)

A girl with brown hair spoke up "What about the opening ceremony?" This was a valid question but it was shut down by the teacher.

"I won't waste time on a ceremony you won't benefit from, this my class and I'll conduct it as I please." With that everyone slowly got up and grabbed a P.E uniform. As they walked to the changing rooms (name) was thinking about how to avoid any suspicious with her bandages.. she settled for it to be a 'stylistic choice' rather than an injury. Explaining to everyone a fake scenario of how she got badly invited was to much of a hassle, and they would worry for her well-being. Something she didn't want.

As they entered the changing rooms, (name) opted for the locker that was further away and hidden in a corner, but of-course with her luck one of the girls (Mina she thinks she heard her name is) points out her back." Wow.. those are some bad-ass scars, how'd you eve get those?!" The scars on her back were mostly bullet wounds and some scrapes from other missions, all unintentional.

"Oh, I was training a bit too much, I had a few accidents.." 'That'll have to do..' She thought as she waited for the pink haired girl to answer.

"WOW COOL!! You must be working hard then, no wonder you made it into UA!" She exclaimed with an energetic boost of jumps.

'Yeee... definitely. The only reason I left the port mafia in the first place is because of Oda's wish.. I would have never been caught dead in here otherwise.' Is what she wanted to say, but she settled on, "Thank you, you must have worked hard to get in too, you should be proud of yourselves!" That's perfect.

"Aawwww your so sweet! I'm Mina Ashido, you are?"

"Dazai (name), a pleasure to meet you Mina." With that the two girls shook hands.

Once everyone finished changing they headed of their teacher. They stood in front of him, he was holding a baseball and a weird machine thing? Whatever. "Bakugo, you got first place in the entrance exam."

"Ye what about it?" An angry blond with spiky hair answered back.
'He's so angry, just like a dog, a small dog.... Eww' (name) thought in disgust... she hates dogs..

"What did you get on your middle school ball throw test?"

"Like 74meters.." (I have no clue what he got🤩🥲)

"Here try to with your quirk now." He handed Bakugo the ball and told him to step into the circle on the ground. "You can do whatever you want as long as you stay within this circle."

With that, Bakugo roared out "DIE" as he threw the ball into the air using his quirk, a large BOOM could be heard. He got 705.2meters.

'So his quirk is explosions. Huh, could be useful.' (Name) didn't have any elaborate plan to take over the world, but if she ever got into a bad situation and she had Bakugo by her side, she could easily create a plan to save them using his quirk.

The students started to whisper amongst themselves, the pink haired girl even said that this was "fun"... what a mistake that was.

"Fun? If you can call this fun you should be in the hero course, you're taking care of people, saving lives, not having 'fun'. With that I can say that whoever lands at the bottom of the board by the end of the assessment, will be expelled." The students started complaining.

"But that's not fair-"

"Fair? Do you think that natural disasters are fair, or villian attacks? The world isn't fair, get over it." Aizawa huffed in displeasure, and with that the assessment began.

'How the fuck am I supposed to use my ability for this?' As far as the assessment goes, the ex mafia executives ability was useless against these tests. But she could still use her mafia training for this, she's agile, and quick on her feet while being quiet. That was a must for the PM. Ye she'll just have to survive this and get at least second last, not a big deal.

And that she did, she actually came 14th on the board... 'how tf?' Never mind she wasn't going to question the assessment. To be honest she didn't really care if she got expelled, but she do feel sorry for whoever landed on the bottom, speaking of. 'Midoriya Izuku.. Losers wheepers I guess?'

"Midoriya, you can stay, it was just to make you all work as best as you could." Aizawa said and the class broke out into complaints again.

"I'm surprised no one caught on, I thought it was obvious." A girl with a high ponytail said.

'Ye that's bullshit, he Seoul's have expelled Midoriya in a second... so why didn't he, what does he see in him?' The bandages girl thinks to herself. 'Oh well, maybe it's potential?' She settled on that.

With trust the students changed back into their uniforms and went on witty the rest of the school day.

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'WHAAT A DRAG!' (Name) thoughts as she opened her door and plopped down on her couch. 'Why is school so much work?! Uuuhhh no way am I doing this homework, they can give me detention for a all I care.' It's true, she didn't care for schoolwork, she just had to be good enough to pass the 3 years she would be spending there. Besides, she knows most of wheat is on the school curriculum anyways, she does have photogenic memory.

To end her day she smoked and drank some more booze, did the necessities and went to bed, starring at the ceiling waiting for the next day.... Yaaaayyy!.... Ye fun..