Mha x Dazai reader

The entrance exam

1-A huh?

"Fun.."
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(Name) hasn't spoken to Midoriya since the Allmight incident. Which she didn't really care about. Allmight has so generously bought her a small apartment to stay at, honestly anything is better than the shipment container she used to be forced to stay in. Although to her dismay, the apartment way only on the second story... and she doesn't have access to the roof... so no suicide plans for now.

She did hear from Midoriya about 'UA' a school for up coming hero's, and she immediately thought 'what better way to piss off Mori than to become a hero to spite him?' She also got informed by the green haired bot that there was an entrance exam. To be completely honest... she didn't give a shit about that. She completely lied to Midoriya when she said that she won't be able to hang out or anything cause she'll be 'preparing'... lies. She spent her month sitting around smoking and drinking her life away. Bad habits die hard.

Now she's sitting in the exam hall of the written exam staring at the paper as if it was going to jump at her... but it wasn't because she found it difficult, no, she found it extremely easy. Here she thought that THE top hero school in Japan would give her a challenge.. but she was finished writhing 5 minutes of the exam time. Thank the world that she got let out early, she could not sit there for 2 hours straight staring at a complete exam.

Now... how was she going to pass the physical exam..? Her ability or 'quirk' is useless against robots, which she found out from an inside source is the exam. Maybe she could sneak in a gun..? No they have cameras... 'hmmm I guess I'll just have to use my brain for this too... what a drag.'

There she's was sitting in the exam centre.. right.behind.Midoriya.. just her luck..

"Oh, hi Dazai-chan how have you been?" Midoriya turned around to her with the sweetest smile you could ever see. She wasn't impressed though,.

"Oh you know, the usual, how about you?" She smiled, the smile being fake but her acting skills were always amazing.

"Well I've been training and studying for the whole month, speaking of, how do you think you did in the written exam?" Little did he know (name) didn't spend a single second doing any work towards the UA exams.

"Oh ye, I finished it early so they let me out, and I'm pretty sure I passed!" She says with 'excitement', that exam was the most boring thing she ever had the displeasure of doing. Even worse than the paper work in the port mafia. (Probably because she got her subordinates to do it for her).

Then they heard an annoying voice scream from the speakers "HELLO LITTLE LISTENERS ARE YOU READY?!".... No one answered
"Wow tuff crowd huh?.. well I am president mic, and I will explain the exam to all of yo-".

And that's where (name) tuned out, she began thinking of a strategy, since she already knew what the exam was about, she also knew how the point system worked. She was told that there was secret points, 'rescue points' she'll have to focus on those to pass, maybe climb onto some robots and use here super skills to de-code them and re-code them to attack each other? That would be fun..

She only tuned back in for them giving out the arena numbers, she was put in a different one to Midoriya. Which they concluded was because there school didn't want any 'friends' to stick together.

Once she found herself at the entrance of the arena amongst many others, she patiently waited for them to start... that was a lie, sage was waiting.. but not very patiently. She was tapping her foot and she crossed her arms looking around the area she was in. Until finally she heard the doors open and President Mic scream "3,2,1!!"

She assumed there was going to be no 'start' word, so she just ran into the arena. "Wow this little listener has the right idea, in a real situation there isn't even going to be a count down!" With that every teen sprinted into the arena.

(Name) immediately found a double pointer and swung her way up to its head. Don't ask her how she acquired these climbing skills. All you need to know is that she scaled her fair share of buildings. She opened the flap with all the wires and to her surprise found a screen amongst the wires... a weird place to have the coding system installed, but hey she wasn't complaining! She hacked into the system almost instantly and re-coded the robot to be her new found dog, doing the job for her. She sat herself on its shoulder as it started to destroy other robots, both doubler and single pointers.

'Wow, I'm so amazing, and smart, like who would be able to do this? Huh me.' She sat and flattered herself while she let her coding do her work. Until she found people in trouble. 'Perfect, more points for me.' She smiled to herself as she got the robot to stop and let her down. She ran to thee injured teens with a 'concerned' look. "Are you okay?" She asked while helping the two girls from underneath the rubble.

"Yes, thank you!" The one with pastel blue hair said as she bowed, the other girl repeated the action.

"It's no problem, are you sure you're okay? I have no problem staying and helping you." (Name) said 'worried' for the two girls.

"No it's ok really, you should get going and get some more points, we'll do the same, thank you again!" With that the two girls ran off to get a few more points.

'... Ye I'm never going to see them again..' And just as she thought that, the siren went off, signalling the end of the exam. 'I wonder how many points a got?' She wondered, she knew she passed, she's just wondered which place she'll rank at.

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She didn't see Midoriya after the exam, she did here other people whispering about a green haired boy that had to be taken to 'recovery girl'. Which you can assume is why she didn't see him outside the exam.

And she's was once again in her apartment smoking a cigarette. She had a fake ID from Mori, to be able to carry out tasks more efficiently. She used it mostly for buying alcohol and cigarettes, the opposite of what Mori wanted, as he wanted his 'dear demon prodigy' and 'witness' to stay alive for as long as possible. Huh, well no stopping her now bastard.

Just as she finished the cigarette and threw it out the window, she received mail... huh she doesn't receive mail, ever... she went to check what has arrived. A letter from UA? Oh ye the exam. She opened the letter for a little hologram of Allmight to appear.

"Hello, young Dazai. I am here in your letter to tell you, you have passed with flying colours. Not only did you achieve 100% in your written exam, you got a total of 98 points in your physical exam, which places you second in total on the student list. Welcome to your hero academy!"
She saw that she placed right under a 'Bakugo Katsuki'

'...Who in the fuck is that?' Well it looks like she'll find out once she enters class, since it looks like they'll be in the same class.. 

1-A huh?

"Fun.."