'Now where's that one bottle of booze I had?'
..(name) was ready for her afternoon shinanagins..
———————————————————As the two teams entered the battle ground (your team being the villians) (name) had figured a plan, well it wasn't really a plan, she decided to go along with the exercise and create a plan from thin air as the battle goes on. She already had an idea of what Todoroki and Sero will do.
'Well Todoroki seems like as loner and Seri doesn't seem very.. Uhm... good at strategising. This is gonna be easy!' She thought as she heard Ojiro call out her name."Dazai, so what's your plan?" He asked for the milllionth time.
"I told you, just follow my lead and we'll be fine~" As I said before, she does not have a plan, just pure assumptions and strategic thinking. And just as Allmight pronounces the start of the exercise, the floor has frozen, luckily for (name) her ability or 'quirk' cancelled out the effect immediately and she was free to move. "Oh look at that, I was right. Ojiro you just stay here and let me know if anyone is coming ok?~"
"What-! Dazai we're a team no?" He tried to feet out of the ice to no avail"
"Right, yes but I don't really have a way of getting to our, sorry!!" And with that she left searching for the 'hero's'.
She found Sero walking around trying to find the bomb which was at the top floor, she snuck behind him and took him down with her elbow. '.... That was way too easy.. why was this so easy?' She rapped him in the capturer tape and continued searching for Todoroki. Which just so happened to be down the hallway a floor down.
He immediately threw ice at her, which dispersed with a touch of her palm."What?.." He whispers to himself as he moves to hand to hand combat instead.
'Darn he's more skilled that's for sure.' (Name) dodges his attacks and punches him in the gut, she then grabs his arm, turns him around and pins him down on the floor by sweeping his feet from under him, she then works quickly to tie his hands before he regains his thoughts. And just like that
"Team villians win, please make your way back to the watch area."
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They gather around Allmight in a circle. 'Are we going to start a ritual, fun!'"So who was the MVP (is it MVP?) of this round?" Allmight asks the class and of course Iida answers.
"I believe it was Dazai, no? They showed great combat ability along with strategic thinking." He states while standing as straight as a ruler.
"Yes you are right Young-Iida, but if I were to point out the flaws in You g-Dazai's technique, it would be leaving her colleague behind and fighting on her own. But otherwise, good job Young-Dazai!" He smiles brightly at her with a thumbs up.
Meanwhile (name) wasn't listening at all, she was thinking about the usual, suicide, alcohol, dumb shower thoughts, but she answered non the less with a cheeky smile. "Thanks Allmight!"
With that everyone Esther sat down or watched as the next teams went inside, which were Team B and Team D... Bakugo's team and Midoriya's tema. With that the girl who was about to sit down stood up and walked to the computers, she was interested in how this will go down.
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The battle went smoothly until a certain angry bomb producer went gorilla blind feral and decided to pull his strongest move on the frail ready to faint Midoriya.. "Allmight I think you should stop the fight.." someone says from the small group of students that are watching the fight. Allmight doesn't answer.'I say let them kill each other. I mean what's the worst that can happen, they get to escape this wretched world and live better no?' That's what (name) was thinking, but just as her hope sparkles, the greenette shouts something as the explosion began..... they won..? How did they win? Ah tight Uraraka managed to touch the bomb as the explosion happened, Midoriya had a plan, the multiple ceilings had a large hole because of Bakugo, I guess Midoriya knew that would happen and told Uraraka to do something... 'Smart, but if he hadn't had made that plan he would've been most likely dead... lucky!'
They got sent to Recovery-girl and (name) ignored all the other fights. The day ended and once again she was walking home tired and ready to indulge in her normal afternoon activities. "Hey wait up!!" She heard from behind her. It was Uraraka.
'Darn..'
"You're walking the same way as me, want to walk together?! Are you headed to the train station too?" The bubbly girl asked.
"No my apartment is actually quite close to UA, but we can walk together in the meantime~" (Name) explains as they walk along side each other.
"Say, Dazai, you're quite intelligent no? But you act like such a dork, like how did you manage to take down Todoroki's team all on your own?!" She seemed genuinely impressed as she hold onto her bag and the arrive I front of a set of apartments.
"Awh you wound me Uraraka-chan~" (Name) says while dramatic placing her palm on her forehead and leaning against the entrance gate of the apartment buildings. "But I suppose I was just lucky, it seems that everyone is skilled in some way, I'm just skilled at observing I guess!" She shrugs. "Anyways this is me, bye Uraraka see you tomorrow!!"
"Bye Dazai!!" And with that they walked their separate ways.
'Now where's that one bottle of booze I had?'
...(name) was ready for her afternoon shinanagins..———————————————————
Sorry for the slow update, I was sick the whole week and then I had to catch up on assignments :,)AND THANK YOU FOR READING THIS OMG!!!
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FantasíaWhen a suicidal girl joins UA just for fun, she finds that things aren't as bad as she may think.... I don't own MHA or any character in it:)