Mha x Dazai reader

An.. old friend

"I wish you died instead of running off."

"Ow, you wound me."
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The next time (Name) was sitting in the 1-A classroom, she was washed out by tiredness and booze. She was almost sure the students around her could smell the alcohol she consumed the other day. She decided to drink the day before school to mark her 1 and a half month absence from the Port Mafia. Mori seemingly either hasn't found her yet, or he just didn't care what she was doing with her time, which was unlikely as the new boss needed her... or well was afraid of her. That was no secret, at least to the demon prodigy.

"Uhh Dazai..? Are you.. drunk?" The green headed boy asked in concern. "You know you're not old enough to drink right?"

"Oh you sweet innocent ray of sunshine. I'm not drunk~ I just drank a bit of booze yesterday, not nearly enough to get me drunk. Besides, we survived a villian attack! Lighten up a bit, you only live once!~" She leaned her elbows on her desk and placed her chin in them. Her gaze slightly smoked over by the alcohol yet to leave her system.

"DAZAI THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR FROM A UA STUDENT!" Iida waved his hands around at the girl, lecturing her about the cons of drinking and other substance abuse and what they normally end with. Fortunately for (Name), she was didn't care if she died.

"Shu shu, Iida, no need to get all worked up~ It was one time, but if it'll put your mind at ease I won't be doing such a thing again, hmm?"

"Aww man! I was going to ask if I can join!" Mina wined from her desk. "I never drank before, awe man."

"DON'T ENCOURAGE HER MINA!" Iida and Mina exchange words for a little while and fortunately the door was swung open cutting their conversation short.

"MR. AIZAWA!?" The man himself was standing in front of them bandaged up.

"Good-morning and get into your seats."

"They released you already? I thought we'd have a substitute today."

"The old lady went overboard on my treatment. Now let's begin class. The sports festival is beginning in two weeks."

The class erupted in shock. "What?" "But we just got attacked by villians!" Etc.

"Yes, but the school decided that continuing the sport festival would be a sign of strength, that we are prepared." After that the class went on as normal. Except for a small inconvenience. "Dazai could you stay behind for a moment?"

(Name) turned around as she was just about to leave along with the rest of the class. "Sure sir." 'What could this possibly be about? I didn't do anything suspicious right?'

"Would you like to explain to me why you reek of alcohol?"

'..oh' she deadpanned and laughed nervously. "Well you see.. I was helping out my aunt at her bar yesterday. Sorry about that."

"And why did you add more bandages to your body?" (Name) now has extra bandages on her lower arms, it reached down to the palm of her hand.

"Oh did I not explain that, it's for the aesthetic of-course. Oh, wait, is sue worries about me?~" Obvious to her, these were lies, but good for (Name) she is a natural liar.

"I see, I was just wondering. And no, it's simply protocol. You can go now." Aizawa had his doubts, but let her slide with a glare.

"Cya teach!" She left the class and continued her was out the building.

She was about half way to her apartment when she suddenly got dragged into an alleyway, her instincts kicking in and immediately elbowing the person in the stomach and backing away, taking out her gun from the holder on her thigh.

"...Chuuya..?"

"Motherfucker.. so you aren't dead.. what a nuisance."

The ginger stood up and (Name) lowered her gun. He looked annoyed, a mix of pain and.. relief? Lingered in his eyes.
"You punch like a baby." He says while eyeing her down.

"And you still haven't gotten any taller, and what's up with that tacky hat?"

"SHUT UP ASSHOLE IM STILL GROWING!!" He stomped his foot like a toddler having a temper tantrum.

"How did you even find me hatrack? I doubt you're intelligent enough to stalk me down on your own." She crosses her arms and smirks at him.

"Bosses orders.. he said to find you and offer you a job back as executive... I honestly don't get what he sees in you, for me losing you was the bet thing that happened to me since I met you. I even opened me most expensive wine to celebrate." He snarled at the thought of you coming back to the Port Mafia.

"And then your car blew up, exactly 15 minutes after you opened your bottle~"

"...."

(Name) smiled at him, a cheeky grin.

"THAT WAS YOU!!!?" He was about to jump onto her and attempt to strangle her, and just in time she moved to the side placing her foot under his leg, tripping him up.

"Oops, my leg slipped." She placed her hand on her mouth and 'innocently' looked at him.

"Asshole, you're dead!!"

"Oh yes please!! I've been waiting for the sweet release of death for so long!!"

"I wish you died instead of running off."

"Ow, you wound me."
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Sorry studies have been very hard at the moment, I'm clearly not sticking to my 'every Thursday' schedule. And I probably won't. Update will most likely be slow. Sorry😭