A/N: I was supposed to write this a couple of days ago but i burnt my finger😭
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Kavehthams childern
Wanderer
YOOO
I mean
Hey bitches
Dehya
You sound excited to be in this chat😭
Wanderer
Tf no
Anyways
I was reading ur past messages in this chat and you guys are undeniably the biggest idiots to ever exist.
1. Obviously Nilou left because he likes Alhaitham (i know that because I broke into her locker which had her opened diary inside(fucking idiot) and of course since im so nice i gave it back...after reading some stuff)
2. Cyno. Why are you like this? Is it because of that one time I made you hit your head on one of the bathroom walls in second grade?
3. You guys ain't their children cuz even those bitches wouldnt raise children as stupid as you guys are.
4. I have a better plan.
Dehya
I ain't reading all that
Wanderer
Your loss really
I mean-
How could you🥲
Dehya
I ended up reading it...
Also the 2nd one? hello?
Wanderer
I still remember his sweet sweet tears
Dehya
the fuck
U were 7
7 hehe
you looked so pathetic back then<3
And you thought you were the shit aswell.
Wanderer
I looked very pathetic.
I looked as pathetic as you all do now.
Dehay
Yeah uhm
Lets hear the plan maybe?
Wanderer
I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!
Dehya
Bros lowkey excited😭
Cyno
Wait what plan?
Do we really wanna hear a plan from this guy?
Like do wee?
Do we really??
Wanderer
BITCH JUST HEAR ME OUT
Cyno
May the seven protect us 🙏
Go on
Wanderer
Bitch tf
May wanderer protect us from a shitass plan cuz i got a killer one
Dehya
Alr lets hear it😭
Wanderer
Alr so i made a new friend right?
Aether
NO WAYYY
Congrats dude
I can barely believe it
Wanderer
Piss off
Dehya
Yall stop interrupting him
I actually wanna hear it
Wanderer
I never thought i would say this but
Thank you Dehya
Ur kinda cool ngl
Dehya
Oh...OH
WAIT TF
Wanderer
Don't get used to it.
Anyways.
So this guy knows his way around liyue well
Obv cuz his from Liyue but thats besides the point
So like
I could ask him for help and we could find where those bitches got lost to
I still cant believe they got lost
Anyways
Cyno
STOP GETTING DISTRACTED
Wanderer
STOP DISTRACTING ME
