The janitors closet- Quackbur

Bonus Chapter: Blind date

I sat in the small cafe while scrolling through my phone. Why did Sapnap sign me up for this? It's gonna be boring anyways. I shouldn't have agreed to this blind date? 

(Flashback)

"I'm telling you man, Wilbur's a wimpy dude! You never know if he'll back out of a relationship! I'm going to sign you up for a blind date right know!" Sapnap screamed in my ear. 

"Dude, It's 8 am, why are you even here?" I said while sitting up from my bed. 

"I signed you up for it, go to **** cafe at 1 pm." Sapnap said. 

"Huh? Oh, uh sure. What am I agreeing to do again?" I said while confusingly staring at him. 

"Blind date?" 

"A WHA-"

(Abrupt flashback end :D)

"Oh. Right." I said while putting my head on the table. I heard someone cough and I shot my head up. It was a korean dude who looked to be 19 or 20. He had black hair, and looked really tired.

"Hi, You're supposed to be my date, right?" He said tiredly.

"Oh uhm, Yeah. The names Quackity." I said while smiling at him. He sat down. 

"Look, I'm just gonna cut it straight to you. I don't really have any interest in you or in blind dates. My friend signed me up for this."

"Don't worry man, it's the same situation here." I told him. He sighed in relief. 

"Also, the names Paul (I made a random name-)." He said. "Also, could I vent to you about something? I know you're not a therapist but I really need someone to talk to." 

"Sure, go ahead." I smiled at him. 

"Well, there's this kid at my college who plays basketball. I've talked to him many times and I became somewhat friends with him. I ended up falling for him, but he's straight. I don't wanna ruin anything in between us and right now our relationship is all over the place." I nodded.

"Damn bro. Honestly, there's this tall ass kid that I like, and whatever he does I don't know if he's trying to tell me something or anything. Like, I kissed his cheek a day ago. I'm also super confused about relationship stuff too. I do have a suggestion for you though. We can go to him and ask about it right now if you want. This cafe is pretty boring after all." 

"Right now? Uhmm." He nervously looked at me. He then took a deep breath. "You know what. Even though you're someone I just met, I trust you Quackity. Let's go." We got up and left and talked along the way. He saw a girl and whispered to me. "Oh my god that girl at my college, she slept with someone else's man. It's crazy. She got into a fight with the girl who was actually dating the dude and she got beat so bad. The dude also got slapped so hard in front of the whole school. Like, it was crazy." I laughed. 

"I didn't know you liked to gossip?" He chuckled.

"Let's focus on the task at hand." He said. We walked to the campus and showed a lady, who looked to be a student, a pass that showed he was could enter this ward. She looked at me and back at him. 

"This one of your cousins again?" She said while smirking. He rolled his eyes and laughed.

"It's my matchmaker." 

"Alright buddy. Go ahead." She said while looking back down at the paper she was writing on. 

"Why did she say cousins?" I asked.

"Oh, I used to sneak in my best friends from the other wards by saying that they were my 'cousins' that were here to help me out." He said while chuckling. We were standing in front of a door that had a sign which read 'workout room'. He looked at the door nervously. "W-well, here we are. You sure this is gonna work?" He asked.