The Peelnapping Plan

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Sooo I finally got my good nights rest
I swear I'll try to write better okay?

Also uh I was playing Fortnite and uh eating spicy chips, so that's why I didn't plant on doing this yesterday haha...
So uh

                                   Enjoy!
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Btw it's still Montague POV still

Montague: we would need to convince this tiger to...y'know peelnap Jonesy's beloved old pal peely but I don't think the tiger would be up for it, so do you two have any ideas what we could do, because I don't think they would be expecting a tiger to do the job...

Nisha: hmmm possibly a yarn ball?
Montague: as funny as that would be...I don't think it will work
Valeria: well what about we tell him some random shit and maybe possibly convince him?
Montague; let's try yours Nisha
Nisha: YES! SUCKER!
Valeria: damn it
*outside near lavish lair they here some angry-ish orders*

Montague: haha he's already getting used to the orders thing, but Jesus isn't he loud as hell

Oscar: You almost let me die!
Guard: IM SORRY SIR I!-
Oscar: THERE IS NO SORRY IS THIS LAIR F-

Montague: Damn didn't know he had that side of him maybe it'll be very easy...

*They walk into the Lair uninvited and Oscar glares at them*
Nisha: WOAH how'd you know we were here
Oscar: Visual sound effects
Montague: Loser imagine
Oscar: shush your nemesis is still trash

*Montague looks around in disbelief*
"MY MYTHIC IS NOT TRASH!"
Nisha: you looking a little like Oscar now
Valeria: I think it's time for a tiny ship!

Oscar and Montague give Valeria a glare

"I mean it wouldn't be bad right?"
Montague: what do you think the answer is gonna be?
Nisha: possibly a...

"Date?"
Montague: well we'll think about that after we're done with this chapter okay
Nisha: isn't that a year from now?

Montague face palms "no dumbass the book we are in! You know the fan fiction!?"
"Exactly what I'm talking about"
"OH SHUT UP AND LETS CONTINUE"
"Damn kay, there might be a chapter about that
though..."

Montague: anyways back to our "normal" writing... Oscar we need you to help us with a certain something
Oscar: and what could that possibly be?
Montague: we need you to kidnap a banana
Oscar: A Banana?
Montague: yes it's weird, but it's kinda the thing that the underground really cares about
Oscar: what the underground
Montague: Shit I meant the rebels, and we're gonna do it around next week, so what do you say?

Oscar: sure!
I'll give him a good slice

"Wait we never used the yarn ball-"
"Shut up"
"Well will there be a date yet???
"I-I didn't plan on it yet"
"OHHH HE DIDN'T PLAN ON IT"
"SHHHHHH"

460 words so now let me eat me spicy chips

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