The big, bad, and bossy

Sarcasm

Montague POV
It's finally the morning! No interruptions, No noises, just peace and quiet.

*VROOOOOMMMMMM*

The wall busts down and I move back a little and see Valeria come out the car

"W-what..."
"Yeah sorry someone popped the tire when I was using some boost" she says huffing and puffing and I face palm "yeah sure, just let me explode this" I pull out my nemesis AR and start shooting constantly hitting Valeria once or twice.

"Hey! That's stings y'know!" I look at her "Womp Womp" she glares at me and uses her grapple blade and grapples out the building.
The car explodes with some debris hitting me, making me take a bit of damage.

The car then disappears and as it does I build a wood wall and lean on it, the worst that could happen, was either me getting ran over or some child who doesn't get off the island nor die once.

*VROOOM VROOOOOOOMMMMM*

I suddenly hear the car and look to my right to the invisible camera and say.

*sighs*
"SHIT-"
I then get hit by the projectile and look on my side and see it's another car? Except this time it broke almost everything, HECK! IT EVEN ALMOST BROKE THROUGH THE WHOLE BUILDING, GEEZ WHAT A CAR HUH?

I get up slowly and go to the car and see some familiar colors and then I realize, "Damnit..."
It's unsurprisingly Oscar.
"Oscar?"
He looks at me worried "I-I can explain!"
I look at him and say "Don't worry about it..."
He growls at me, "Fuck you!" I get pissed and look at him. "YOUR THE ONE WHO BROKE INTO THE HOTEL!-" "BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!"
"NAH NAH YOU DID" "OH WE CAN THROW HANDS BITCH" "THEN LETS DO IT PUSSY!"

He runs over to me and I sprint and slide to the other side, "Gotta try harder than that Tiger!" We then just keep the fight going and going, couple shots were fired, and after a little while we just got tired cause it was kinda boring to just fight passively most of the time.

When we were tired we just laid on the ground looking at each other, Oscar tail was on the ground swishing in the ground but he had his serious face on. Eh, doesn't bother me though sense this place is basically I ghost town without no guards. Wait, we're even are they? There is no new season I don't think right?

"Ugh, stop thinking to yourself Montague" I look at him "haha...and why?" He rolls his eyes and says "first off, yes we are behind like 6 updates, 2nd yeah the CREATOR, was thinking to make a new story on the GREEN WOLF, BUT HAD TO SAY NO TO IT CAUSE THEY DONT DAY WORDS, AND HAS NO IDEA HOW TO NAME THE WOLFS BESIDES CER BER BUS AND THATS CAUSE HE SPELLED IT WRONG, AND-"
"Okay okay Oscar! Your getting a little to off topic buddy, plus I'm sure if he made one that book wouldn't get so many views."
Oscar gives me a glare "So you're telling me if we made a story about you or Valeria and Nisha, WE wouldn't be here right now?" I roll my eyes playfully "mmm yeah maybe sense they think a stupid pink bear that has over a couple styles or outfits, they think that she is hot for some reason." Oscar glares at me again and roles his eyes "Well I guess you have a point" "yeah"

We stay there for about 5ish minutes and keep talking and talking, no laughs from Oscar though, well except his quiet tail wagging and his smiles.
I guess he's kinda cute when he does that, but I think if I try to point it out he'll get mad and just hide it from me. So I guess I'll just leave him be-

*VROOOOOMMMM VROOOOOOM*

Someone then breaks the other side of the wall and I groan "WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE NOW?!" Oscar looks at me a bit frightened by my yelling, but keeps a straight face and groans. I get up and rub my eyes to see a different car this time, well at least with different paint, blue, yellow, skull in the front, Kind of ugly to be honest. I then go to the driver seat and look through the window and see, some blue figure...

I force the car door open and see her...
"DO NOT TELL ME JONESY TOLD YOU TO DO THIS!" She looks at me and says "uh, I don't know who that is-" "CUT THE CRAP HOPE" I turn to Oscar and see him sitting down and licking his paw doing cat stuff. "OSCAR!!" He jumps up and looks at me "WHAT?!" "BRING HER TO THE DARK ROOM, JUST FOLLOW ME!" Oscar grabs hope and she doesn't do anything besides take pictures and chew on her shitty little bubble gum.

We are in the dark room we're very serious business comes to play, and we look at her.
"So...I'm guessing Jonesy sent you out here huh?" I see her typing in the caption for her TikTok with Oscar groaning and rolling his eyes in it, which I thought was cute, but- "ITS SERIOUS BUSINESS HERE HOPE!" I slam my hands on the ground as Oscar's tail goes up in fear "NOW TELL ME DID JONES SEND YOU HERE OR NOT!?" Hope looks at me and rolls her eyes and says "I don't know did he?" I groan at her and face palm "Are you fucking serious?!" "Hmm I didn't think I was..." she posts it and puts her phone away, and I'm losing my patience.

"Oscar. Can you deal with her?" I ask and he nods as I exit the room.

Oscar POV

I roll my eyes and see Montague leave the room as I grab a chair and sit across from Hope.
"What do you want now big cat?" I role my eyes and say "well he told me too talk to you obviously" I say acting like a smart ass
"Ugh well, yes Jones did send me here for his 'secret' mission, but he always tends to abandon me, I just annoy him just to get outside" I laugh
"Yeah I know that guy is pretty annoying...are you trying to trick me or something" She looks at me with a what face "what do you think?" I look at her in the eyes "no-" "THATS CALLED SARCASM"

She jumps on me and starts punching me fast, I look at her and push her off me, and grab my annoying ass shotgun. "IMAGINE FIGHTING WITH THAT!" She laughs as she grabs a Hammer pump shotgun, and aims it at my face.
"That better not be that one guys weapon" I say drinking a shield potion with one hand "Unfortunately it is" she shoots me in the head which sends stings through my body in immense pain "AUGGHH" I shoot her 3 times until hope falls to the ground "imagine using a drum shotgun-" I stomp on her hand.

"NOW YOU TELL ME!"

WHERE IS HE!?

Hey girlies I was working on this chapter but then I forgot so... yeah, and no I didn't die unfortunately...
BYE!
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