The big, bad, and bossy

The REAL Party

Montague POV

Yeah you heard that title right! It's the REAL party, and I was only trying to pick the Flowberry fruits. But y'know mister sensitive and crybaby over here was wondering where I was, stupid ass cat, anyone teach him manners when he was kitten?
I dont blame him though he did come from another reality, had some questions at first but... I got over that.

Stupid Nisha pulling people from different realities, ugh.

"You alright there Montague?" Nisha says to me as she grabs my shoulder
"Duh obviously" I look at her all bossy
"Oh shut up and enjoy the party with your boyfriend" she lets go of my shoulder and walks away from me

I swear to god I'm gonna kill that kid!
But isn't she like... 27 something like that? I don't know man, things are just REALLY confusing right now.

I'm not kidding I think I'm writing nonsense right now lol

Anyways I start walking to my so called boyfriend and try to pet his head, and Damnit! Wasn't he just too tall for me to touch, yes I get it, I'm short, shut up.
I keep trying and trying to pet his damn head but at that point I just gave up, I'm honestly surprised he didn't notice me behind him, thank god Valeria didn't blow my cover, her face was all full of red and laughter, but I know she clearly stupid as fuck, I mean just look at her!

Look at that stupid ass face, Should've never been the tier 100 skin...

Oscar POV

I didn't know what was wrong with Valeria's face but it looked like she was on the verge of exploding, and I already know her way to well, noisy as heck-

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" She burst out laughing and looked at me all normal "what?"

My eyes went all wide went she screamed at me
"What's with all the laughing?!" She looked at me and rolled her eyes and went away "Hey! I'm not done talking to you!"

I run to her but she goes outside with her stupid grapple blade "tch...loser."

I go back inside and look around for any guards that want to talk to me, and all I see is no guards coming near me, makes sense I am a bitch to them all the time, I don't blame them.

"Oscar Oscar!" Montague comes running to me
"Yeah what is it?" He punches me in the stomach as I growl in pain "du verdammte Schlampe!" I scream as Montague laughs "gros con..." he laughs in his stupid language and runs away as I sit on a chair.

After a few minutes I get up and go outside to look for him, and just barely I see a bullet past right by me. I even get my shotgun out to see where it came from. Just to see another bullet pass by me again, I look to the direction it even came from and- oh wait...I see him now.

"You can come out of that bush you camper!" I shout at him and he gets out "hey it was fun when you were trying to find me!" I chuckle then walk back inside.

Later

Valeria POV

So you know how we said it's the REAL party, well it certainly is cause Oscar is fucking drunk as hell, I think the whiskey might be getting to him.
Nisha on the other hand is on the roof for some reason, don't ask me why and how she even got up there. And Montague is unfortunately not kissing Oscar yet, Nor Oscar is kissing him, but I know just eventually when Oscar gets so drunk he'll eventually open up a bit too much, oh and Montague hasn't even done anything yet besides hang with Oscar. UGH JUST DATE ALREADY MAN EESH!

Oh and-

(A chair comes flying towards her)
"OH SHIT-" she gets knocked out

Montague POV

"OSCAR YOU THREW A CHAIR AT HER?!" I yell at him "Ohh s-shut up she's snnoying anywayds" he says all drunkie
"i mean she kinda is"
"See?"
"BUT STILL OSCAR WHY A CHAIR OUT OF ALL THINGS, SHIT YOU COULD'VE THREW IT AT ME!"

He looks at me for a hot second as he groans
"Can you not deal with death or something?~"
He puts his hand under my Jaw
"What the fuck are you trying to do?" I question him raising my voice a little
"Oh calm down babe and just leave it to me..."
He tries to Kiss me but I push him away
"Oscar Stop Man"

Ugh I hate drunk people man, I didn't even know Oscar was a drinker but everyone is rich here so whatever. Guess it makes sense
"What? Tou don't want a keiss form the Tiger?"
I hate this already
"No I don't want a kiss from the tiger" I say mimicking him.
bad idea, cause he just pinned me to the ground.

"Oof!, Oscar Stop!" I say trying to get him off to crawl out he then lays on me "Just enloy the monent vabe" he then leans in and starts kissing my neck "Oscar?! Please stop what you're doing man, I'm not ready for this kind of shit right now!" I shout "Thens gives me a kiss on the wisp then" I groan "UGH FINE"

I kiss him

"Heh now that's my goods kittlens"

902 words, phew that was kinda crazy, heh besides the almost spicy scene
...UM ANYWAYS CONTINUING SOMETIME DURING MY BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING BYE ✌🏽